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This could only be worse if Jazz were shilling it.
Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once
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He really needed to emphasize the "i don't have ED you guize! But this is important for #menshealth okay! I just really needed to clarify that I DONT HAVE ED" part.
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Soon Sandfart is going to tell people how great the Balldo is.
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So "Not saying I'm a bonerless cuck, but I am".
You couldn't give me a million dollars to do that ad.
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That's why I say this is so bad and he's bad at the one job he's so proud of. Marketing should create a campaign, not rely on marketing guy's fame.
Ok, fine, promote the product, but still create a campaign. It's like if I was paid to do marketing for condoms. I'm not the target, I dunno what should I look for one bc I have no penis. My job is to create something that speaks to men, but not by me bc men can't relate to me (unless the campaign is how's for her pleasure, yadayada).
I wish I could watch any campaign made by Shmuck bc so far it's all "hi, guys, I'm famous, buy this product!" You went to college for that?
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And that's okay! Because we as "men" need to talk about it! Time to end the stigma around ED (that I totally don't have)!
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Gryphon is the face of fulminant vaginismus awareness. The treatment is putting a bag on his head.
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"HI, I'm Sandra Jennings, and I'm here to talk to you today about impotence, THAT I TOTALLY DON'T HAVE, sorry, I mean Erectile Dysfunction THAT I ALSO TOTALLY DON'T HAVE.
Erectile Dysfunction (WHICH I DON'T HAVE) is no laughing matter, it affects millions of men (BUT NOT ME) every year (NOT ONCE) and it's time we took away the stigma of admitting that you suffer from it (YOU, NOT ME, I DON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM).
To help us (I MEAN YOU, NOT ME, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WRONG, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A LIMP DICK, I JUST DON'T) come to terms with this, we also have an AI Chatbot called Ed (E.D. like Erectile Dysfunction WHICH I DON'T HAVE see, clever huh?) to talk through our (I MEAN YOUR) struggles (IF YOU STRUGGLE, I DON'T.
Limpy-B-Gone is our new over the counter cream, available at pharmacists and gas stations now.
I'm Saunder Jennings, and I don't have V.D. I mean E.D. I don't have that either..."
Erectile Dysfunction (WHICH I DON'T HAVE) is no laughing matter, it affects millions of men (BUT NOT ME) every year (NOT ONCE) and it's time we took away the stigma of admitting that you suffer from it (YOU, NOT ME, I DON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM).
To help us (I MEAN YOU, NOT ME, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WRONG, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A LIMP DICK, I JUST DON'T) come to terms with this, we also have an AI Chatbot called Ed (E.D. like Erectile Dysfunction WHICH I DON'T HAVE see, clever huh?) to talk through our (I MEAN YOUR) struggles (IF YOU STRUGGLE, I DON'T.
Limpy-B-Gone is our new over the counter cream, available at pharmacists and gas stations now.
I'm Saunder Jennings, and I don't have V.D. I mean E.D. I don't have that either..."
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Ironically, that would have been an amazing campaign.
Put a guy on camera (not Spandex) trying to sell the product and say all that stuff. "I'm Chad and I'm gonna talk to you about impotence, WHICH I DONT HAVE", etc, and end it with a voice over saying "end the stigma, end the shame: let's talk about it" followed by the URL or phone number.
There, Scarlet, I made your campaign and I don't have your fancy diploma.
Adrenochrome Dreams
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It's such a negative, victimy advert as well. "It's okay to not be okay" makes customers sound tragic and pathetic, rather than having a medical problem they want to fix. Bringing up how it doesn't make you weak to talk about it, blah blah, just unnecessarily puts the idea in viewers' heads that it's weak in the first place. Plus his desperation to establish that he personally doesn't have erectile dysfunction.
He should have just said "I believe in talking about men's health" and said all the positives. There was nothing in the advert about whether it's safe for contact with vaginas, so a missed opportunity to draw in men's partners. He's really not a natural at marketing.
He should have just said "I believe in talking about men's health" and said all the positives. There was nothing in the advert about whether it's safe for contact with vaginas, so a missed opportunity to draw in men's partners. He's really not a natural at marketing.
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Scabies is a giant loser
- still has his dick ,unlike his brother Jazz, but can't get hard
- looks like late 40's
- jobless
- narc mother
- tranny sibling
- weak father
- trans cult member
- all siblings are more sucessful than him (even dickless Jazz!)
- was forced to date male tranny ogres and had to pretend that he liked it
- had cameras shoved into his face since he was a child
- constant need for attention
- no talents
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Slayer is such a lulzy choice for spokesmodel.
If I were the manufacturer for this product, or if I were in charge of advertising this product, I would stick with the classics:
Get some bearded silver fox with a hot wife saying "We've been married for 30 years and like all marriages, we've had our 'ups' and 'downs,' but one place we don't have 'downs' is in the bedroom." Then have the wife give a big lusty wink.
Don't be afraid to get corny with it, and the man doesn't even need to say, "Sometimes pp no hard," because that's assumed and it's human. Also, products like Viagra are used by men who don't even have ED just for fun.
I mean fuck, GREG and Jeannette would be better at advertising this than Shanda is. (Jeannette's kind of a butterface, but they also seem like they have fun in the bedroom and for her age, she's still like a 7/10. She could definitely do the lusty wink.)
For real though, I don't know what anyone involved was thinking.
If I were Spandau's girlfriend, I would dump him just for that ad.
If I were the manufacturer for this product, or if I were in charge of advertising this product, I would stick with the classics:
Get some bearded silver fox with a hot wife saying "We've been married for 30 years and like all marriages, we've had our 'ups' and 'downs,' but one place we don't have 'downs' is in the bedroom." Then have the wife give a big lusty wink.
Don't be afraid to get corny with it, and the man doesn't even need to say, "Sometimes pp no hard," because that's assumed and it's human. Also, products like Viagra are used by men who don't even have ED just for fun.
I mean fuck, GREG and Jeannette would be better at advertising this than Shanda is. (Jeannette's kind of a butterface, but they also seem like they have fun in the bedroom and for her age, she's still like a 7/10. She could definitely do the lusty wink.)
For real though, I don't know what anyone involved was thinking.
If I were Spandau's girlfriend, I would dump him just for that ad.
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Fucking lmao at reading every post with a different name for Sandbox.
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I think we could use a gallery post of all the Kiwi art about the Jennings. Is there one? It'd be nice to go through them.
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The fact we all can come up with better adverts than Shannon is tragic. That's the reality of influencers. They create nothing, all they do is to be famous over nothing and say "hi guys use this".
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Tbh as silly as the names get, my favorite period in time was when we had posters who either used one or the other exclusively and people were genuinely confused as to whether his name was Sander or Sanders. It was to the point where even I was second guessing which one it was.
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He should have just said it helps him in the bedroom and there’s no shame, it can happen to young guys etc. Would this bait trolls into laughing at him in the comments? Yes. Then he could point out that’s the problem, wOuLd YoU lAuGh At CaNcEr???
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Slobber was robbed of his true calling. I maintain that when the TLC producers sent him on dates with the ghetto troons Herp and Pepperoni (latter would've been nearly 40 when he met teenage Slobbers), it was to set up a story line (/propaganda) of him explaining to everyone how straight it is to have a linebacker "girlfriend" with a voice deeper than yours.
And as a bonus, when they gave him GRIDS, he'd go on an "It could happen to litrully anyone, even someone as incredibly straight as me!" campaign.
And as a bonus, when they gave him GRIDS, he'd go on an "It could happen to litrully anyone, even someone as incredibly straight as me!" campaign.
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Sandomierz shilling an ED snake oil is hilarious. Is he going to give samples to Peppermint, or was that nigga's peen already too stiff for the Jew fag ally?