Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

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With that eye patch, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg can now pretend to be the butt-pirate he has always wanted to be!

Back in high school I called one of my friends a butt-pirate and the teacher made me write a short essay about 'butt-pirates'. The best part was the teacher was pretty openly gay. Sang in a men's chorus for church, though, and taught at a Catholic high school. Also had an ex-wife and at least one son. He was a good guy.
 
With that eye patch, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg can now pretend to be the butt-pirate he has always wanted to be!
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Back in high school I called one of my friends a butt-pirate and the teacher made me write a short essay about 'butt-pirates'. The best part was the teacher was pretty openly gay. Sang in a men's chorus for church, though, and taught at a Catholic high school. Also had an ex-wife and at least one son. He was a good guy.

So what did butt-pirates get up to according to your essay?

Sail the seven seas in search of booty?
 
I wrote a short story about the brave, sweaty swabbies of The Raging Queen. It was pretty funny, I was hoping he'd make me read it oud loud, but no such luck. He chuckled when reading it. He wrote me a great letter of recommendation for college. He was usually amused by my high school antics.
 
Are we really at the Punished Tommy Arc? What the fuck, this is seriously some third world shit if flies are eating out your eyeball cause you can't keep your shit clean. IN WINTER. I know it's Arizona but those flies should be struggling to exist.

Honestly, I think I would rather be dead than live like this, on that note, this couldn't have been a better fate for our child fingering dementia ridden sexual predator here, he's not dead, but he might as well be, living the way he's living
 
Sorry for the double-post, but the more I think about, the more I realize that Tom is like a complete caricature of how the right sees the left.

-He hides behind the LGBT community and other "oppressed minority" statues to try and shield himself from criticism, and specifically from people calling him a pedophile and sex predator.
-he's a stereotypical hippie who displays practically all of the negative traits of hippies like being smelly and crazy, and gets mad when you tell him not to do something like most "peace-loving" hippies do
-he's a chronic drug addict which is pretty self-explanatory
-he has almost no capacity to take care of himself and be self-sufficient, and leaves his place looking like shit, and relies on government handouts like a typical leftist
-he claims to be smarter and "more educated" than the typical Trump worshipping conservative
-he white-knights muslims despite being someone who would be brutally murdered under Sharia Law

It's like Tom displays every negative stereotype of the left, he's like the guy who conservative parents point at, while telling their sons "Look little Jimmy, if you don't get your life together, you're gonna end up just like him when you're old." Fox News would really make a killing if they started making Tom a daily subject on their news shows
 
Are we really at the Punished Tommy Arc? What the fuck, this is seriously some third world shit if flies are eating out your eyeball cause you can't keep your shit clean. IN WINTER. I know it's Arizona but those flies should be struggling to exist.
Why wouldn't they be thriving when some senile retard is hoarding his own shit for their benefit, and too retarded to realize that open piles of feces attract flies?

I like how he describes it as "weird" that he has a fly infestation. No, it's the natural consequence of hoarding your own shit like some psycho. What's weird is that you're hoarding your own shit. It would be weird if it didn't attract flies to eat your eyeballs.
 
Why wouldn't they be thriving when some senile retard is hoarding his own shit for their benefit, and too retarded to realize that open piles of feces attract flies?
It took me a minute to remember: He shits himself, because he eats dumpster food. He doesn't bathe, he vomits constantly from his inability to breathe, because he burns his lungs with weed smoke.
 
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