Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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You guys should never fuck with me.
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I hate all of you with a burning passion because you're all retarded.
I think this pretty well sums up the general response of my fellow kiwis.

Personally, I love these crazy bastards, and my younger self would take a much more active role in the beating of this particular pinata you made yourself into. I like me some candy.
 
See you crying in the streets when Null is sued and Kiwifarms shuts down for good.
Those damn dirty kiwifarms are gonna get taken down by the...

The...

Mexicans...?

Who do you think is gonna shut down kiwifarms because some loli-zerkin' nigger told them to because they were bullying him, again?
 
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