DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Knowing how today's kids make pains to distinguish between being gay and bi, I'd suspect her response means she's the latter.

bitch has got fucking lesbian cooking with the kang

not a lesbian my ass

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[A Piece of Coal]

yeah kind of...

...but her pinned twitter post is this:
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edit 2: there's even fucking more:

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BUT DON'T FORGET GUYS!!!!!!!!
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We, gentlemen, are in the best timeline in the Snortex.

A hot lesbian has fucked up Phil so bad he sperged out and called her a slut.

THEN, NOT HALF AN HOUR LATER, PRETENDS HE DOESNT KNOW WHO SHE IS.

DSP is getting curb stomped by a very attractive 20-something lesbian. His actual worst fear. The only part that would make it better would be is if she was black.

If Kat sees this she’s gonna eat REAL good tonight.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Guess ICS got him to the goal again. ICS really needs a handler.

No, it was Darksydepimp/DoctorLexus dropping 25 subs (125 bucks)

 

[neger psykolog]

We, gentlemen, are in the best timeline in the Snortex.

A hot lesbian has fucked up Phil so bad he sperged out and called her a slut.

THEN, NOT HALF AN HOUR LATER, PRETENDS HE DOESNT KNOW WHO SHE IS.

DSP is getting curb stomped by a very attractive 20-something lesbian. His actual worst fear. The only part that would make it better would be is if she was black.

If Kat sees this she’s gonna eat REAL good tonight.

Yeah I think this must be the most attractive person (male or female) to ever stumble into the DSP autism vortex. I'm certainly not complaining.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

not a lesbian my ass

She was probably being sarcastic. You might be looking into this a bit too much.

 

[neger psykolog]

She was probably being sarcastic. You might be looking into this a bit too much.

Sarcasm doesn't work against autism. We're on kiwifarms. You should know this by now.

 

[Love Is Blue]

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VINDICATED

 

[johnkimble123]

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bitch has got fucking lesbian cooking with the kang

not a lesbian my ass

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I think you've stumbled onto something... Maybe he's mad that she put on a hat without hitting the $100 tip goal?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I had her stream in the background the past few nights, and she states she's bi, so probably reason why she's saying she's not a lesbo. But yeah, she's pretty open on her streams and social media that she's currently munching carpet.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

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https://kick.com/strangelylex/videos/44d67ba2-1c00-4636-9df4-0d999d601116

"I like dark hair, brown eyes"
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"not my type"
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nevermind... must be another case of the
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Either I'm that fucking retarded and autistic or the DSP extended cinematic universe now includes an actual lesbian lol

edit: Billie Eilish as A-tier. Sorry this lesbian has shit taste:
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Is it just me or do half of the people above "C" look like dudes?
She strikes me as one of those types who pretend to be bi-curious to attract horny 13 year olds. I'd still hit it though.

She was probably being sarcastic. You might be looking into this a bit too much.

She didn't say Lesbian on her bio therefore we don't know. Like @neger psykolog said, autism always wins.

 

[neger psykolog]

Anyway, aside from all the scissor sister/carpet munching stuff this event definitively proves one thing that people have always pointed out: if any of DSP paypigs gave some subs to literally any other streamer they would be a billion times more actually appreciative that DSP ever will be.

You can see she actually engaged with the new viewers, ran with the jokes and stuff and actually appreciated all the gifted subs.

DSP doesn't appreciate anything.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This "is she actually a lesbian" tangent is fucking stupid and more autistic than anything DSP has said about her.

 

[neger psykolog]

This "is she actually a lesbian" tangent is fucking stupid and more autistic than anything DSP has said about her.

hey I wasn't the one who said "hot 19 year old lesbian", it was this faggot:

Crazy a 19 year old hot lesbian has Phil in full defense mode

You can't exactly just say something like that in the DSP subforum where we've all been acclimatized to seeing mantits and hearing snorts and seeing people in literal wheelchairs for the past decade and not expect it to pique people's interest. I mean even "officer sanders" was objectively strange and terrible as pornography.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Anyway, aside from all the scissor sister/carpet munching stuff this event definitively proves one thing that people have always pointed out: if any of DSP paypigs gave some subs to literally any other streamer they would be a billion times more actually appreciative that DSP ever will be.

You can see she actually engaged with the new viewers, ran with the jokes and stuff and actually appreciated all the gifted subs.

DSP doesn't appreciate anything.

Actually decent streamers and human beings are appreciative of any gifts they are given.

Phillip The Pig is in the vassssssst minority of people who believe they DESERVE everything for literally nothing. Sure, there are shitbags everywhere, especially here on the farms, but most people would light up if they were unexpectedly given $2k+ and had a bunch of strangers joking with them.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

This "is she actually a lesbian" tangent is fucking stupid and more autistic than anything DSP has said about her.

>implying

Hold it. I just realized that "StrangelyLex" is one letter away from "StrangelyLes." (look at your keyboard)
Lesbian = confirmed, the rainbow flags in her title just serves as extra proof.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What the hell happened here? A random thot is already milking half the detractorsphere? Fucking hell, this world.

@neger psykolog
Dude, you must realize how these people operate. She's not lesbian, she's "sexually liberated", or bisexual, probably thinks that she's also demisexual, etc, depending on the week.

How is this shit flooding general?

 

[neger psykolog]

How is this shit flooding general?

Someone said these words:

Crazy a 19 year old hot lesbian has Phil in full defense mode

And it actually turned out to be a 19 year old hot lesbian and not thatanonymouse in diapers or whatever the fuck was in that thread or officer sanders or derish or some middle aged mother of 3 from the netherlands with a child's baseball bat inserted into her vagina.



edit: this was my 9000th post on Kiwifarms

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

What the hell happened here? A random thot is already milking half the detractorsphere? Fucking hell, this world.

@neger psykolog
Dude, you must realize how these people operate. She's not lesbian, she's "sexually liberated", or bisexual, probably thinks that she's also demisexual, etc, depending on the week.

How is this shit flooding general?

27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.

Spoiler: And most importantly:

30. There are no girls on the internet.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phillip The Pig is in the vassssssst minority of people who believe they DESERVE everything for literally nothing. Sure, there are shitbags everywhere, especially here on the farms, but most people would light up if they were unexpectedly given $2k+ and had a bunch of strangers joking with them.

You mean Phil blindly projecting his own behavior to every other streamer on the planet is an exaggeration and his own fucked up way to justify what he does as not being "that bad"? I don't think a man of his stature would ever stoop to that!

It's almost as bad as his takes on sponsorships, as he would be a 100% paid shill and never shut up about something if he was in that position, therefore others are somehow much worse than he would ever be!

 

[San Dimas High School]

This is very relevant right now, holy shit.

What's insane is if you asked him to explain his streams now he'd tell you he doesn't talk shit to anyone and that he's entirely positive. He's changed. Like he really believes that.

You'd be hard pressed to find a streamer more all around negative right now. And he's like that about literally anything he comes across. He'll also tell you that people who are negative all the time are living miserable lives, so he might actually be on to something with that one.