DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

every week, I think that he'll be able to hold on long enough to not give triple chin material for his troll segment. idk how he does it honestly, shutting the fuck up is the easiest thing imaginable.

The length of this thread and the previous megathread are directly correlated to how much he babbles every day about his mundane life. There seriously is a real reason this shit is on the 15,853rd page - it's because shutting the fuck up is simply not possible when it comes to DSP.

Ages ago I did a thing where I used YouTube's autotranscription feature to copy-paste what DSP was talking about in each prestream and it gave some indication of just how much he fucking rambles: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dsp-prestream-transcriptions.40435/

Holy jesus christ that wall of text. I pasted it into Word and it's 16 pages, single spaced, 12 point Times New Roman. 13,000 words... I don't think my senior thesis was this long.

Put into text it's a lot more clear how he just babbles and rambles on and on about absolutely nothing. No wonder it's impossible to listen to this idiot's inane, senseless bitching.

It's like 3 whole gameplay streams he wastes every week rambling at his viewers. But you'll get banned if you tell him that whenever he's rushing to finish a game.

He has been doing this 1 hour prestream shit for like a fucking decade now. So even if there is nothing happening he will always find a way to stumble onto some pointless drama or reply to some 50 bit bitch cheer/tip and go on a 45 minute long tangent (people used to deliberately tip him tiny amounts back in the day to elongate his prestreams as much as possible - he simply cannot resist or stop responding. He's very much like Patrick Tomlinson in that way.)

 

[OliverKlozoff]

Lex is a prime example of the Snortex taking absolutely 0 prisoners. Zero! All it took was a few donos from IronCuckSakai and suddenly she's a major detractor and has to make Phil-adjacent content.

She took what was supposed to be Phil's money. That will always get you a fatwa.

 

[johnkimble123]

I know everyone likes to aylawg him and that he's the literal worst person on earth (even worse than Trump, Hitler, Elon Musk, Bill Gates & George Soros combined) and even when people have that experience it doesn't mean they'll actually change anything but still it is sad that because of how isolated he is in his little hermit kingdom that he'll never have a dude friend be like "fucking hell dude, you need to try not having such a sedentary lifestyle... or you're seriously going to die or have a serious injury some time soon - are you doing anything with your diet or working out now? do you want some pointers?"

I know I've compared Phil to Elon (and I meant their thin skinned autistic actions, both being 2 of the ugliest humans on the planet and the fact that nobody likes them, except when money was potentially given out, as Phil was only welcome when he was the walking ATM). My joke about Phil is that if he had any power he would be the biggest piece of shit out there and would make it his mission to make people miserable who he saw as an enemy. He's harmless in that sense, but he deserves every bit of vitriol he gets. Being a streamer is not a right like he acts like it is.

A-logging? He doesn't get fucked with at all. People talk about him but they do nothing to him. He can live his life ignorant of what detractors say, but he doesn't. He's a grown fucking man, he can have tunnel vision about haters. It's not that hard.

You also have to remember that Phil was hated before he was a streamer. Phil's whole existence before 2008 (which is 26 years on this planet) he had zero friends. Phil has never uttered the phrase "old friend from the FGC/work/college/HS/CT" which says a lot about him. Fuck he doesn't even have friends from early streaming before he was seen as a joke.

Phil's current existence in life is dictated by Phil and Phil alone. Ok, and probably a therapist at this point.

 

[neger psykolog]

Ok, and probably a therapist at this point.

His only therapy is the pre-streams.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

It really spotlights how he’s just a miserable old fuck. He knows NOTHING about her other than she’s getting money from a dent, and yet she’s a slut. He also had to stop himself from calling her a bitch too, instead calling her a shit or something.

Especially, since she doesnt appear to be a titty streamer at all. She wears decent clothes and shoots the shit. Phil is a deranged and jealous hermit. But OIC is the bigger 220

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil playing dumb in the lamest attempt at damage control over what he said, claiming that he doesn't follow "this nonsense or drama". So, you just randomly call people sluts, Phil? I swear that mug has gin in it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Guess ICS got him to the goal again. ICS really needs a handler.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Especially, since she doesnt appear to be a titty streamer at all. She wears decent clothes and shoots the shit. Phil is a deranged and jealous hermit. But OIC is the bigger 220

She barely wears makeup. She has a bikini picture on X—she’s in a hot tub. She is highly normal.

Edit: Is she really doing a LEGO stream tonight?

 

[johnkimble123]

From what I read when I did some research on Derish the playlists probably originated from when he was under the age of 18 and the explanation was that he really wanted a baby sister.

The kid's obviously retarded and besides the coomer stuff on porn the playlist, although somewhat disturbing, doesn't automatically have the most horrific connotations that people might expect.

I don't have absolute proof of the above, but it is what someone on KF said about the playlists fucking ages ago, way before Derish even had a thread or anything.

There's also the IG stuff that dates back to 2018-19, so yeah stuff as a kid I guess, but following the accounts parents ran to post about their kids is fucking weird.

I think he's bounced around IG accounts too, which again, is behavior somebody who gets blocked a lot or is trying to hide something would do... The 2 accounts below are either wiped completely or dormant now.

 

[neger psykolog]

Especially, since she doesnt appear to be a titty streamer at all. She wears decent clothes and shoots the shit. Phil is a deranged and jealous hermit. But OIC is the bigger 220

yeah kind of...

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BUT DON'T FORGET GUYS!!!!!!!!

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

Does anyone have the timestamp of when he calls Lex a Slut? I would like to report it because it's probably against TOS.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

There's also the IG stuff that dates back to 2018-19, so yeah stuff as a kid I guess, but following the accounts parents ran to post about their kids is fucking weird.

I think he's bounced around IG accounts too, which again, is behavior somebody who gets blocked a lot or is trying to hide something would do... The 2 accounts below are either wiped completely or dormant now.

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One of the smoking guns (IMO) on Derich not actually being a pedophile is that you don't use the same name with 900 variations if you're trying to creep on someone. That kind of behavior screams someone who wants attention and/or acceptance from someone terminally online. The wiping could just be him hiding shit from his parents so they don't find out.

Does anyone have the timestamp of when he calls Lex a Slut? I would like to report it because it's probably against TOS.

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That Being Said (shoutout), it's 11:54:00

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

One of the smoking guns (IMO) on Derich not actually being a pedophile is that you don't use the same name with 900 variations if you're trying to creep on someone. That kind of behavior screams someone who wants attention and/or acceptance from someone terminally online. The wiping could just be him hiding shit from his parents so they don't find out.


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That Being Said (shoutout), it's 11:54:00

It's not trolling. I care deeply about the safety of the Youtube community and their creators. Violating the TOS by using hateful slurs will not stand!

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I hope Ms Lex will be on TBS soon, but I am sure this is already fixed.

 

[neger psykolog]

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and you know I don't even care if she's a lesbian and I'm going to ignore her posting a dozen horny snaps with her scissor sister because a lesbian felting DSP is the funniest possible outcome out of all of this

what happened to his inclusivity and the stupid DSP "friend of pride" prestream slide?
can someone get derish on the line to retweet her pictures and tag random pornstars at the same time?

I can't believe a lesbian woman beat the pulp out of DSP (who looks like a fucking lesbian woman with his giant tits)

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

It's not trolling. I care deeply about the safety of the Youtube community and their creators. Violating the TOS by using hateful slurs will not stand!

Do what you will but don’t talk about it here.

 

[johnkimble123]

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I think you could argue this is more times than Phil & Kat have kissed (and not by accident or egged on to do on stream)
In fairness to the Burnells, they're just not that kinda couple who razz, I mean are intimate

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

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Knowing how today's kids make pains to distinguish between being gay and bi, I'd suspect her response means she's the latter.

 

[neger psykolog]

https://kick.com/strangelylex/videos/44d67ba2-1c00-4636-9df4-0d999d601116

"I like dark hair, brown eyes"


"not my type"


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Either I'm that fucking retarded and autistic or the DSP extended cinematic universe now includes an actual lesbian lol

edit: Billie Eilish as A-tier. Sorry this lesbian has shit taste:

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Get it right. Phil is a voluntary celibate. I'm of the belief that the horse and him have never had sex. But it's totally voluntary. Phil likes men.