Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I'm on page 1 so if this is talked about later, feel free to @ me and I'll delete this comment.
Don't forget that this retard regularly tried to show up @SamanthaPrater with theor shit art, art that is honestly the same tier. I never had the heart to say anything so I stayed quiet when he was fishing for compliments.
I don't really remember his art in the thread, but I probably wasn't paying much attention.

The thing I remembered of him in the thread is thinking even the pink triangles are dunking on Emily was kinda funny. I 100% didn't expect him to be a less retarded version of her tho.
 
I don't really remember his art in the thread, but I probably wasn't paying much attention.

The thing I remembered of him in the thread is thinking even the pink triangles are dunking on Emily was kinda funny. I 100% didn't expect him to be a less retarded version of her tho.
It was closer to the beginning and middle that they posted stuff. I don't know if they got threadbanned because they started posting their sh(art) like every other comment when Emily could still talk, or if they lost interest when people stopped reacting to their posts because it was annoying.
 
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Not twins but you could convince me they're cousins. Or brothers born between mid tier and heavy alcoholism of the mother.


E: created this post while new vid was dropping. Two pieces of information for you champ(ette):
1) you could have deleted that shit, or never posted it initially, at any time. Don't blame people here.
2) you're here forever
 
Well since we're posting fucked up shit he likes, here's some of the films he commented on on effedupmovies.com -- emphases mine.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/philosophy-of-a-knife-1-2008/ - Film about Unit 731, a Japanese military branch that carried out fucked up experiments on Chinese POWs that often resulted in death and dismemberment. From the site description:
The rest of Part 1 of the film has surreal fillers between the recreated cruelty that includes:
A fetus pulled out of a pregnant woman.
Teeth pulling.
A terrified man forced to fuck an equally terrified woman as part of an STD experiment.
A man’s face melted away with phosphorus.
Live cockroach inserted into a pussy.
And so on…
Genres: Based on a True Story, Bizarre-Surreal, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Insects, Military, Fascism, Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, strong>Torture, Medical
Alex says:
Men Behind The Sun did it 50 times better.
Thank you Alex, very cool.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/philosophy-of-a-knife-2-2008/ - More of the same.
The 2nd part of Philosophy of a Knife sees the inevitable ending to the blooming romance between the Japanese officer and the Russian captive. Other scenes here include:
Forced abortion.
Electrocution.
Tongue cutting.
Frostbite experiments.
A decompression chamber.
Lots of flesh and skin peeling.
Cutting own throat.
Genres: Based on a True Story, Bizarre-Surreal, Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Military, Fascism, Violence against Men, Violence against Women, Torture, Medical
Alex says:
Decent Movie. Had some serious flaws but had some insights too.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/no-child-of-mine-1997/ - ugh
Based on a true case from the UK, Kerry is a 10 year-old girl doing well at school but with squabbling parents back at home. She seemingly shares a good relationship with Dad who cares enough to take her out once in a while. It doesn’t take too long though for the veneer to be scraped away as Dad rents her out to a pedo friend who lent him money for another round of poker. And when you think maybe Mum is just another abusive bitch-mom, she gives Kerry a beating before making her go down on her.
Genres: Misery-Depressing, Based on a True Story, Domestic Abuse, Incest, Family, Prostitution, Old-Young
Alex says:
25 Years later and I could only imagine how much worse the situation is. Really sad.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/womens-flesh-my-red-guts-1999/ - eugh
A woman’s been dumped by her boyfriend and uses the bristly ends of a toothbrush on herself to help cope with it. Soon enough, she finds more therapeutic uses for the brush, and moves on to a knife.

From the director of Tumbling Doll of Flesh, the cut featured here includes DVD extras called “A Dead Person” containing grainy footage of dead people and babies – maybe not shocking enough for internet-era folk, but probably valuable back in 1999.
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Self-Harm
Alex says:
What the fuck is this?!

https://www.effedupmovies.com/tumbling-doll-of-flesh-1998/ - he hasn't commented on this one but I am almost positive I saw him reference it elsewhere
A couple of amateur actors agree to shoot a porn film. The director explains to them that it will begin as a regular porn flick, before incorporating elements of S&M. The actress Kana who is due to bear the brunt of the S&M agrees, but as the shoot moves on, she expresses her discomfort and reluctance.

The crew attempt to move through anal-play, wax-play, flogging and enemas, but Kana reveals she has zero experience in them, to the growing irritation of the director. The male actor Kiku, keeps a submissive safe distance from the action and obediently follows orders. In the end it doesn’t matter.

Tumbling Doll of Flesh is truly one of the nastiest movies ever made and is confident in its ability to taunt your resilience as a fucked up movies fan.
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Porno-Themed, Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Snuff, Torture, Necrophilia

https://www.effedupmovies.com/girl-hell-1999-1999/ - title says it all. Apparently also known as "Injure Rape Murder Film".
For all appearances, a 17 year-old schoolgirl Misaki seems like a quiet, kind girl who often carries food for a crazy tramp lady living under a bridge. The tramp has a doll she thinks is her baby and often breastfeeds it. Misaki’s only friend is a classmate who moonlights as a prostitute. There’s also a repairman with a rape-infested past looking to change his ways and who has his eyes on Misaki as the stimulus for this change.

But soon enough, Misaki’s real miserable world emerges when it turns out she has an older sister at home who is heavily scarred and whom their father rapes and tortures every day. There’s also a strange rich man tailing Misaki with strange kinks.

Girl Hell has some bizarre scenes apart from all the sexual violence including drinking piss from a tube and a lactating woman breastfeeding a young girl.
Genres: Gore-Gruesome, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Domestic Abuse, Incest, Siblings-Family, Pissing, Teen-oriented, Scars, Misery, Misc Paraphilias, Prostitution, Dolls
Alex says:
It’s like Gummo if the insanity meter was Amped to 11. Truly and Effed up Movie.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/august-underground-2001-1/ - Origin of a series that birthed the, thankfully fake, shock footage of a man fucking the maggot covered headless corpse of a toddler.
Within the first minute of the movie, Fred turns to us and says, “You’re gonna love this.” Truer words haven’t since been spoken in effed-up cinema as we are introduced to the first victim – a naked tied woman with one of her nipples shaved off. The cameraman giggling away at Fred’s antics is like the audience goading him into deeper depravity.
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Rape/Sexual Violence against Women, Rape/Sexual Violence against Men, Scat, Killers, Snuff, Torture, Captivity/Kidnapping
Alex says:
It’s alright.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/august-undergrounds-mordum-2003/ - Speak of the devil.
The movie kicks off with a similar trope to the first part – the camera following someone climbing up the stairs – and your heart sinks a little because Part 1 got your expectations soaring and you wonder if it’s just more of the same. As it turns out, the cameraman has just walked in on his girlfriend fucking her brother. A squabble ensues between the two and she finally assuages him by cutting her belly. What a wonderful way to get your spirits back up ….

It gets even better and a little ironic when they travel to a junkie friend’s place, butcher the comatose guys there and cough and sputter about how disgusting the junkies are, to live in the filth and puke that they do. And their biggest concern while dismembering the bodies is to not catch AIDS.

Peter and Maggot share an uneasy relationship because of the incest thing with Crusty. For the most part, Maggot is submissive to Peter and appears to be deranged and someone who truly lives in his own world. It is therefore not surprising that Maggot often is at the centre of the worst scenes in the film. Some of the depravity on show here includes:

Forcing a half-dead guy to chop his own dick following which Crusty sucks on it for a while before rubbing it on his girlfriend’s pussy.

Crusty puking on the faces of two girls while Peter jerks off.

Gutting a woman and Maggot later fucking the gash with the innards spilling out.

Maggot eating maggots from the rotting corpse of a decapitated child.

Maggot violating the corpse of a young girl while Crusty strokes the girl’s cheeks and utters the chilling words, “You’re not gonna have to worry about growing up now sweetie.”
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Men, Necrophilia, Killers, Snuff, Torture, Incest, Old-Young, Puking, Siblings, Self-Harm, Captivity, Small Creatures
Alex says:
Definitely a Classic

https://www.effedupmovies.com/2013-mdpope-1/comment-page-1/ - Short for Most Depraved Person On Planet Earth, infamous mondo film loved by faggots like Plagued Moth.
2 and a half hours of:
Elephantsiasis balls
Shit splatter extravaganzas including this one guy whose love for fresh shit out of a wowman’s asshole is so manic, he can’t bear to waste any of it and uses a designer funnel to direct shit down his throat
Sticking a foot in someone’s ass acquiring a new meaning
Shiny white teeth best polished with fresh shit
Extensive penile, testicular and anal torment
Clips you might have seen including 2 girls 1 cup, 1 Guy 1 Cup, Mr Hands, 2 girls 1 Octopus, 1 lunatic 1 icepick
The human debris from accidents
Small eels flying from a woman’s ass
Mob lynchings and immolations

The infant being manhandled seems like a cultural practice rather than something created for any perverse viewing pleasure.

There’s enough shit, like actual shit, and buckets of puke to satisfy any such urges you might possess.
Genres: Shockumentary-Documentary, Gore-Gruesome, Scat, Extreme Gay, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Men, Sexual-Violence against Women, Violence Against-Sexual Activity with Animals, Deformed-Body Modification, Self Mutilation, Puking, Pissing, Military, Snuff, Torture, BDSM, Animation, Necrophilia, Sci-Fi
Alex says:
Well, these clips surely have brought me to the underbelly of extreme nihilism and I hate almost every clip on there. I actually cried a bit when a girl crushed a cat with her high heels, the cat seems to innocent. I do have to admit some of the concepts although so fucked up sparked my curiosity on how it’s even possible.

Irreversible is one of the most controversial rape movies ever made due to its almost 10-minute-long single shot rape scene. It’s also a tale of revenge told in reverse – we start at the end (including credits) and move through segments narrated in reverse chronological order.

Alex is a young woman in a fairly happy relationship with Marcus. They’re headed out to a party with Alex’s ex, Pierre, tagging along. Pierre is a cerebral kind of dick who hasn’t gotten over Alex and is obsessed with his inability to get her to cum when they were together. Marcus is indulgent to Pierre but a bit of a fool especially when the drugs take over. Sitting between these two is Alex, who is a regular, kindly and social woman on the threshold of motherhood.

After Marcus and Pierre ruin her mood at a party, Alex decides to head home alone and takes a lonely underpass where she is anally raped and beaten brutally by a gay pimp. Marcus who is already high, goes hysterical and rabidly heads out looking for revenge, lugging a reluctant Pierre along.
Genres: Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Revenge, Violence against Men, Gay, Racism
Alex says:
This is my second time viewing this and damn this movie is more disturbing and fucked up then I remembered it 2 years ago. Brilliant Masterpiece.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/slaughtered-vomit-dolls-2006/comment-page-1/ ⚠️
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is the first in the Vomit Gore series by Lucifer Valentine. Plot-wise, there’s nothing much. This is more an hour-long surrealistic project featuring closeups of sexual violence against mostly women intercut disturbingly with some VHS-type footage of a little girl.

It sort of centers around a teen runaway and former stripper Angela Aberdeen who couldn’t hold her job and is now a bulimic hooker in a downward spiral. As the movie progresses and Angela talks about herself, you figure the happy sunny kid must be her and serves to heighten Angela’s degeneration. The cameraman appears to be some sort of sadistic serial killer who executes (as he calls it) other hookers though there is another theory that these are all Angela’s hallucinations brought on by her extreme bulimia.

There are plenty of short scenes of violence and puke including:
A woman being stabbed in the eyes which are later gouged out ⚠️
Carving and peeling the skin off a woman’s face
A woman having her arm amputated and some dark humor introduced instantly ⚠️
A chubby bulimic guy using the severed arm to induce a puke and then collecting it in a beer mug and drinking it in a loop
Women bathed in blood and puking blood
The chubby guy’s head sawn off and his brains eaten
Genres: Bizarre-Surreal, Puking, Gore-Gruesome, Violence against Men,
Sexual-Violence against Women, Satanism
⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ Alex says: ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
Pretty sexy girl tbh.

Others:
https://www.effedupmovies.com/faces-of-death-1-1978/ - OG mondo film (think liveleak compilation)
Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Violence Against Animals, Cult, Cannibalism, Documentary
This was quite the trip.

Genres: Based on a True Story, Rape, Teensploitation, Old-Young, Human Trafficking-Prostitution, Family
I picked quite a real gem here.

Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, Gore-Gruesome, Serial Killers, Violence Against Animals, Home Invasion
Quite and odd movie.

Genres: Anthology-Short, Cannibalism, Dolls, Gore-Gruesome, Home Invasion, Incest, Old-Young Relationships, Revenge, Siblings-Family, Childhood
Reminds me of the days I watched Cool Devices. The same charm is there.

Genres: Sexual-Violence against Women, BDSM, Gore-Gruesome, Sexual-Violence against Men, Self-Harm, Family, Misery-Depressing
When even the director cannot explain the writing. Chances are it’s all over the place.

https://www.effedupmovies.com/trauma-2017/ - trauma nuts in ur mouth (sorry)
Genres: Gruesome, Captivity, Rape-Sexual-Violence against Women, Torture, Gay, Home Invasion, Incest, Lesbian, Revenge, Siblings-Family
That’s quite an interesting movie.

Genres: Gore-Gruesome-Splatter, Pissing, Insects, Self-Harm, Scars-Body Modification
What happens when you mix Ichi the Killer with Tetsuo. You get this masterpiece.

Fascinating.
 
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