Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[JayHarrison]

[2025.02.26-01]

Unless the media members are stripped of their White House privileges by Barack Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name"), under which case it's perfectly fine.

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[2025.02.26-02]

Objection! Evidence?

I trust AOC's medical background on STDs.

You're giving AOC too much benefit of the doubt, Positron.

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[2025.02.26-04] Fat men are dumb and fat.

It's not Trump's fault that Putin invaded Ukraine...

Spoiler: Here's the Transcript

Phil LaBonte, musician: "I'm gonna say right out front [...] it's not Zelenskyy's fault Putin invaded. The whole thing is Barack Obama's fault for telling [Dimitri] Medvedev that Putin could go in after [Obama's re-]election. [...] It was when Barack Obama said to Medvedev, [...] 'Tell [Putin] that, after my election, I will have more latitude', [...] after the election, that's when the little, green men started showing up in Crimea, that's when Putin went into Crimea and took Crimea. It was because [Putin] understood Barack Obama as saying, 'the U.S. will not get involved. You can go in after my election.'"

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[2025.02.26-09]

Populism gave us AOC and that Jasmine girlboss.

Which, as far as I can tell, are two prominent, albeit rare, problems populism strangles us with.

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>> Nazibob has entered the chat.

[2025.02.26-10] Liberal empathy.

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[2025.02.26-12]

Apparently, @dearlstephens is oblivious to the fact that ABC, CBS, CNN, and NBC exist and cheerlead for the Democrats at every opportunity.

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[2025.02.26-13]

Moviebob is not a real person. Moviebob is a puddle of toxic sludge that, through some act of dark magic, gained sentience, a humanoid body, and just enough intelligence to learn how to walk and from vocal noises that vaguely sound like speech.

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[2025.02.26-15] "Teslas are f---king expensive, rich people cars". In what world?

I remember someone pointing out here some time ago that Teslas--and electric cars in general--were less susceptible to explosions than traditional gas-powered cars? Could someone back me up on this?

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[2025.02.26-18c] The enemies of James Gunn are the enemies of Bobby.

Obvious statement si obvious.

"Here's you boot, Bob. Cooked well-done."

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[2025.02.26-20]

Why do you think someone who filmed a biopic about a winner would pick up the franchise for losers?

Why would anyone think that a producer who filmed a biopic about a political winner named James David Vance would follow the advice of a perpetual loser named Robert Lewis Chipman?

 

[Foltest]

Bob has become so boring and sad.
I used to read his thread a lot when it was first made, but now?
Same shit over and over again.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I remember someone pointing out here some time ago that Teslas--and electric cars in general--were less susceptible to explosions than traditional gas-powered cars? Could someone back me up on this?

Yeah, although most of those are like, Fords and Chevys.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Mark Milley probably thinks The Communist Manifesto is part of the American Constitution. Why didn't Trump sack this treasonous piece of shit?

He's been out since 2023. Trump did revoke his security clearance, which was great because that clearance was an asset he could leverage for money from, say, defense contractors. I hope they catch him pulling shit and pull his pension somehow. If he really was planning a coup with the just-sacked JCOS, I hope they tie them to anchors and toss them off a boat late at night. But I'm just seeing vague rumors about that, not sure I believe it. Also Trump pulled his security detail. Fuck you, Milley, pay for your own bodyguards.

 

[Mola Ram]

26Feb#09

Populism gave us AOC and that Jasmine girlboss.

Someone just described Bob's worldview to a T -- he is constantly drooling about the unevolved, people who matter, "not-people," etc. etc., you all know the drill -- and he blindly used that as a chance to knock populism. I don't know if Andy Craig started this conversation with or without Bob, but if you told me this was intended as a direct attack on Bob, if a little more polite than how most people criticize Bob, I would have believed you.

The lack of self-awareness is absolutely immeasurable. I'm in awe.

 

[TowinKarz]

26Feb#14

Hey Chud, guess what? A reprehensible, stupid, conspiracy theorist who lives completely online that nobody likes? HE DOESN'T APPROVE OF YOU! Bet you feel stupid now!

There can be no better example of what I've long believed: These kinds of people are so topical and short-sighted in their logic, they think that if they put on a shirt with your name on it? And then shit their pants and kick over old ladies? It somehow makes YOU look bad and not THEM. After all, didn't you see how YOUR name just got associated with BAD things!??!?!?!

This is why every leftist failure is chalked up to a "messaging issue". Which leads to:

26Feb#12

We didn't lose, our message isn't unpopular, we just didn't force it on the public hard enough!

Keep telling yourself that buddy.

No, really, do it.

I wanna win 2028 too.

Joy Reid went all-in on "fighting" with "sharp" messaging, result? Only 80K people in the ENTIRE COUNTRY watched her show and it got canceled.

26Feb#24

YouTube's algorithm is clumsy and near-useless. Watch a vid about a ship that sank in a Hurricane? It's a bet you'll start being recommended ads about hurricane insurance (I live in PA) and then "recommended" vids that are clearly AI-produced slop that tell you everything you just watched, but worse. It's garbage for everyone. Complaining it pushes you to the right is just your internal biases not noticing all the leftist garbage it wants you to watch too.

26Feb#23

Pro Tip: If you want to organize an effective boycott? You have to NAME what you want to boycott..... censoring the names of things to the point I have no idea what you're talking about for the sake of maintaining your moral purity means I'll probably actually go in search of it just to solve the mystery of what it is you're on about and thus you've increased the chances those things get some of my clicks and attention.

I remember someone pointing out here some time ago that Teslas--and electric cars in general--were less susceptible to explosions than traditional gas-powered cars? Could someone back me up on this?

I'm going to give Bob the Blind Squirrel Award on this one.. .Teslas ARE expensive for what they purport to be (everyday nonluxury cars) - and the Cybertruck is even worse as it claims to be a, well, truck.

Entry level F-150 - ~$48,000
Cybertruck - $100,000

And the Cybertruck is inferior to the F-150 by any truck metric you like. Less range, less cargo space despite a larger wheelbase, less offroad utility, etc etc etc. There are youtube vids showing that just doing basic "truck" things can irreparably damage the Cybertruck due to shoddy build quality (or rather, not being hardened enough for truck work) Tailgates have deformed from being closed too hard, trailer hitches have sheared off and taken the frame crossmember with them, and the tie rods have been known to fracture from simply trying to take a sharp turn at low speed.

Now, about the fires.

The issue with EVs isn't the rate at which they catch fire, it's that when they DO , they are magnitudes hotter and harder to put out and endanger people and property more than an ICE vehicle fire. Even if they only catch fire at 1/10th the per capita rate? They cause just as much of an overall issue due to being 10x harder to safely extinguish.


But, to take that point away from Bob - these issues are only being brought up by him because Elon is in charge of the company. Had Musk bowed to pressure and become the Democrat-aligned techbro they wanted him to be? You'd hear nothing but praise and the flaws of EVs in general or Tesla specifically would be brushed off as Mayoghouls being resistant to change and clinging to their obsolescence.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think putting horrifying on this post makes the most sense because both the image of Bob with Jim and the image of immortal muppet Bob are horrifying.

Bob having robot sex with Jim Sterling is beyond horrifying, it's Islamic.

26Feb#03

How does slashing federal spending cause the hike of grocery prices? And however you think about tax cuts to billionaires, at least the money aren't going to Zelensky.

Bob actually supports higher taxes. Holy fuck. Actual brainrot.

 

[Mola Ram]

The issue with EVs isn't the rate at which they catch fire, it's that when they DO , they are magnitudes hotter and harder to put out and endanger people and property more than an ICE vehicle fire. Even if they only catch fire at 1/10th the per capita rate? They cause just as much of an overall issue due to being 10x harder to safely extinguish.

If anyone remembers the horrific Los Angeles-to-Las Vegas traffic jam from last summer, it was caused by an industrial lithium battery shipment that caught fire. Traditionally trained firefighters couldn't find a way to extinguish it and they had to call in hazmat specialists.

https://www.repairerdrivennews.com/2024/07/31/lithium-battery-fire-snarled-traffic-for-44-hours-and-trapped-motorists-heading-to-las-vegas-from-california/

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob having robot sex with Jim Sterling is beyond horrifying, it's Islamic.

It's what he deserves: butt sex with a robot tranny.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's what he deserves: butt sex with a robot tranny.

I debated for a second to give you a drink or Islamic content. After much debate, I give a drink, because that's the kind of shit you'd find at the circus. And Bob is a clown.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Entry level F-150 - ~$48,000
Cybertruck - $100,000

Not all Teslas are Cybertrucks, though. It's not unreasonable to be seen with a Tesla vehicle that costs you less than the F-150.

 

[TowinKarz]

Not all Teslas are Cybertrucks, though. It's not unreasonable to be seen with a Tesla vehicle that costs you less than the F-150.

It is when you consider that for less you could've bought a more capable vehicle. No matter what Tesla, or non-Tesla EV, we're talking about.

If it weren't for the fact you get a lot of social cred for buying an EV that can kind of justify the overspend? And car makers get government money to build them? Nobody would want one. Their market is completely artificial and propped up by politics.

EVs are white elephants, the Cybertruck is just the most egregious one of the bunch.


Then again, ICE buyers aren't much better.

I think anyone who buys a Lincoln Navigator just overpaid for a Ford Explorer.

And anyone who bought a Lexus just overpaid for a Toyota.

The car buying public is largely ignorant of how they are manipulated into forking over an extra twenty grand to buy a different grille for their car and think it gives them better performance.

But now I'm digressing into spergery and probably boring all of you, so.....

I still contend Bob would be praising Space Man if he'd aligned with the Democrats and would be a big cheerleader for Tesla, SpaceX, Boring and the Hyperloop as the "SUPERIOR FUTURE!"

And I'm almost sad it didn't turn out that way.... robbed us of the chance to see him cook to death in one of those EV fires because his "superior future" didn't include a way to quickly open a door.

 

[Vida]

Bob has become so boring and sad.
I used to read his thread a lot when it was first made, but now?
Same shit over and over again.

There’s something oddly comforting about the routine. It’s the digital equivalent of a fat woman next door yelling at her kids every morning
It's kind of nice knowing he’s always there raging at the same things in the same way every day.

 

[Mola Ram]

There’s something oddly comforting about the routine. It’s the digital equivalent of a fat woman next door yelling at her kids every morning
It's kind of nice knowing he’s always there raging at the same things in the same way every day.

He's like a soap opera that's been running for 30 years. You can follow it religiously, dip out for like eight months, come back to it, and know exactly what's going on, even if the details have changed a little.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

He's like a soap opera that's been running for 30 years. You can follow it religiously, dip out for like eight months, come back to it, and know exactly what's going on, even if the details have changed a little.

We're pretty much just waiting for one of the actors to die and shuffle things up. I don't have any particular ill will against his mom, but her passing and the fallout of it will be the biggest shakeup in the bobbiverse since I started paying attention to him. Just a shame that she's liable to pass on without ever seeing her son actually see any success in the world, that's gotta be hard on a parent.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

We're pretty much just waiting for one of the actors to die and shuffle things up. I don't have any particular ill will against his mom, but her passing and the fallout of it will be the biggest shakeup in the bobbiverse since I started paying attention to him. Just a shame that she's liable to pass on without ever seeing her son actually see any success in the world, that's gotta be hard on a parent.

I think many of us were also waiting for the big blow out. He finally does something so stupid it ruins everything for him and he's forced to quit forever. Unfortunately, the big blow out happened back in 2020. The Memology videos, getting fired from Escapist again, that guy he tried to fire despite the dude owning the company, and of course, the Lindsay smack down that led to Bob being cancelled. The problem was two fold, one that MatPat hired him for Theorist, and the other that Bob is just too stupid to know when it's time to walk away.

I think one of the most disappointing things for me was that he didn't lose his twitter checkmark until everyone did. Verification was one thing he prided himself on that elevated him above all the other plebs on that site, and losing it would have been a massive blow to him. He might have even gotten himself banned afterwards like Dobson did.

As for his mother, she has two other children who turned out okay. She probably knows that spoiling her special needs eldest fucked him up, but doesn't know what else to do. Her passing will lead to Bob being homeless or just living with Chris, unless she has something in her will to prevent that. But I doubt she thought of that.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob has become so boring and sad.
I used to read his thread a lot when it was first made, but now?
Same shit over and over again.

I'm still completely disappointed that nobody has taken any of Moviebob's avatars--BlueSky, YouTube, X-Twitter, et.al.--and Photoshopped them into NPCbob, complete with dot eyes, acute angle nose, and straight line mouth.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hey Chud, guess what? A reprehensible, stupid, conspiracy theorist who lives completely online that nobody likes? HE DOESN'T APPROVE OF YOU! Bet you feel stupid now!

The Left has been pulling the guilt-by-association bullshit internationally for over 100 years. See, if Someone Bad agrees with you, you MUST be doing something WRONG, otherwise The Someone Bad wouldn't want to associate with you! This is the same kind of bullshit that made the "Conservative" (more like Cuckservative, amirite folks) party in Germany toe the same line as the Leftist parties over mass migration. Even though, if they'd ditched that platform and "agreed with" the AfD on that specific point and ONLY that point, they probably would have won the entire fucking election. But noooo, the stain of agreeing with "Neo-Nazis" (IDK if they actually are or it's just a few nutters in the party - every party has one lol) is so unthinkable, they think they have to agree with literal communists nutbars instead, just to appear "Not-Nazi".

Bob of course has been falling for this nonsense for years. He fell for it SO hard, that when David Fucking Icky of all people agrees with HIM about Drumpf, that means all the nutbar and not-nutbar Right wing drumpf supporters should IMMEDIATELY drop support of Drumpf, because if Crazy (((Lizard People))) man Icky doesn't support Drumpf, then neither should any of you, because apparently that's how things work. And definitely not because David Icky is you know, an absolutely batshit insane conspiracy theorist. Which is it, Bob? If David Icky is wrong about (((Lizard People))), should it not stand to reason he's also wrong about Drumpf, because everything he spouts is a nutty false conspiracy theory?

Joy Reid went all-in on "fighting" with "sharp" messaging, result? Only 80K people in the ENTIRE COUNTRY watched her show and it got canceled.

Joy Reid's concept of making a difference apparently involves anytime some guy throws a right hook, she leans into it.

Bob actually supports higher taxes. Holy fuck. Actual brainrot.

oh but you see, if he the billionaires pay higher taxes, his sped niece will get everything she needs from the government!

We're pretty much just waiting for one of the actors to die and shuffle things up. I don't have any particular ill will against his mom, but her passing and the fallout of it will be the biggest shakeup in the bobbiverse since I started paying attention to him. Just a shame that she's liable to pass on without ever seeing her son actually see any success in the world, that's gotta be hard on a parent.

Personally I think Bob will croak of liver damage or a heart attack long before Mama Chipman passes.

As for his mother, she has two other children who turned out okay. She probably knows that spoiling her special needs eldest fucked him up, but doesn't know what else to do. Her passing will lead to Bob being homeless or just living with Chris, unless she has something in her will to prevent that. But I doubt she thought of that.

assuming Bob outlives his mom (which I doubt, just sayin'), I don't think Pat Chipman has the self-awareness to realize how she fucked up, if Bob's reported conversations with her about TV and Movies is any indication. She's part of the problem. She's something of a boozehound in and of herself. The mistakes she made carrying Bob and Lesser Bro (borderline fetal alcohol syndrome, maybe less so with Greater Sister) were passed on (Lesser Bro's wife is an even BIGGER boozehound who gave fetal alcohol syndrome to both her spedspawn, and NOBODY can convince me otherwise. They're just tossing it under the banner of "autism" (although they can have that, too, both things can occurr at the same time) to not make it look like Sara Chipman is incredibly fucking irresponsible with booze while pregnant and should never have spawned in the first place, and that's not even getting into Chippa's (or Daddy Peter's, in the case of Bob and Chris) pickled sperm.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

You don't need Spanish to judge the songs.
This is the sort of garbage (((Steve Reich))) would write.

christ, both of those were painful, especially the Steve Reich one - it's hard to believe that's by the same guy who wrote "Music For 18 Musicians" back in 1976

 

[Chapalapachapa]

i think retardo is a legit brain damaged sped- both bobo dad and mom didnt know any better and tried with the other two brothers after they realized that robert chipman came out wrong