Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[PaperRoads]

Spoiler: Text

I am emotionally and mentally scarred for life.
I might have to get intensive therapy and psychiatric treatment.
I never should've joined KiwiFarms before lurking enough to know what it's ulterior motives are.
I should've wiped my internet presence sooner.
I often wonder who is the one out of touch, but then I remember.
We are all in hell.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I hope you're having a wonderful Mexican vacation, Alex!

If there's anything us kiwis can do to make your stress-free relaxation destination any better, feel free to let us know!

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Perhaps Ethan Ralph could show him where the best donkey show is or where he could get the finest Tortas.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Add me to your list, you came to my DM's asking how I knew I was bisexual, you LITERALLY were being a fag in my DM's

Looks like someone was rejected even by the Goonergate chain so he tried to make one himself.

Hell turns out to be surprisingly funny.

 

[Banquet Meal]

the whole of Alex’s family

they seem to be a very dull lot, all they do is vacation all over the world, and bitch about how trump is ruining their lives..my heart literally goes out to them
[elon doing nazi "salute" gif]

 

[Doug S]

WE ALL GOT MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!

Interesting considering that 7 of those accounts are Mundane Matt

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You stupid faggot cocksucker, that's it. Add me to your list, you came to my DM's asking how I knew I was bisexual, you LITERALLY were being a fag in my DM's and I don't get a mention?


Kill yourself, you faggot.

take a number

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Just got my hands on a copy of Alex's favorite book. I'll have him psychoanalyzed in no time.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I cannot fucking believe I am #2 on that list, I must have hit much harder then I thought! Who knew singing the old "oh what a sperg you are" song could get under a cow's skin so deeply?

 

[Banquet Meal]

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Spoiler: Text

I am emotionally and mentally scarred for life.
I might have to get intensive therapy and psychiatric treatment.
I never should've joined KiwiFarms before lurking enough to know what it's ulterior motives are.
I should've wiped my internet presence sooner.
I often wonder who is the one out of touch, but then I remember.
We are all in hell.

if you comb through his facebook, this isnt his first rodeo. he has pissed people off before, repeatedly.

he exists only to destroy lives, and also to make his father miserable. he is so close to being thrown out permanently. the only
person keeping him from living under a bridge is his overly doting mommy.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I cannot fucking believe I am #2 on that list, I must have hit much harder then I thought! Who knew singing the old "oh what a sperg you are" song could get under a cow's skin so deeply?

It's not what you said, I think it's your profile pic. He's turned on by the no legs but disgusted by the crocodile. He doesn't know how to deal with those feelings and lashes out.

 

[Strictly Confidential]

I cannot fucking believe I am #2

Nah man, I believe in you. Keep on being a massive bully jerk to this gay retard. Numbah 1 by Monday, you can dooo eiiit.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

they seem to be a very dull lot

I don’t think anyone is really interested in them nor do I think they will provide milk. Big comprehensive phone booking is just Jonkler’s thing.

and we can get more cope and seethe.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

What are you looking at, Alex?

 

[The Un-Clit]

It's not what you said, I think it's your profile pic. He's turned on by the no legs but disgusted by the crocodile. He doesn't know how to deal with those feelings and lashes out.

I didn't even consider that! I bet Tokyo Gore Police is one of his favourite non-animu movies and he jerks his pecker bloody whenever the quad-amputee gimp slave shows up on the screen, not to mention the freak brothel scene.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Jay5ive

This isn't the first time Jayfive has attracted weird spergs.
Jayfive if you are lurking I want you to know that I love you
You are the best discogs user and I will listen to your gay anime music

 

[Buckaroo]

I'm so glad he made that kill list, I wouldn't have found this thread if it wasn't for that.

 

[Jason Wynn]

When you come back Alex, do share your thoughts on this wonderful little indie film called Boxing Helena. I’d be enthralled to hear your astute takes on its themes.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I've only been skimming this drama, but what's his beef with Assanti?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]