Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members.

The reason why I changed the title of my going to the hospital video was because it wasn't a good title for my video. My father threatened to kick me out of the house because I was using extortion on my family members to get to an ENT specialist faster as Canadian Healthcare systems have long waiting times. That was before I learned how to handle my ears better. The only person to blame in this situation was me.

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True Boss of this Gym said:
Alex is not going to listen to this. However, I implore other kiwis to give it a try. Alex's thread has potential to turn into something greater, but it'll likely take months to get good. The worst part about being in the early parts of threads like these is not having the ability to sift through hundreds of pages of spergery and funny shit. Take care Alex.
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I would like to formally apologize for being more retarded than Alex. It hasn't even been a week and we're already nearing 60 pages and 25k views.
 
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PositiveMonk said:
One of the things I haven't seen discussed, that I'm finding weird, is his use of seemingly random years for things? He's claimed he's made his YouTube channel in 1973 or 1985. He's born in 1999 but uses 1997, that one at least makes sense for bypassing age gates, but I believe in one biography he claimed to have been born earlier and lived in Japan until 2000. What's the deal with this? Is it just being a retard? Is it a bit? Does he actually believe he's had his YouTube channel since before he was born and before YouTube existed? He also claims to take a liberal stance on the use of psychedelics, has he actually mentioned using them in any videos I might have missed?
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He does like to make up lol randumb backstories of various degrees of incredibility, like being blinded, born in Central African Republic, or his dad fighting in Bosnia. I guess it makes him a more Intriguing Dude. Along with the child mutilation and rape fantasies he may have a general fixation with murderous regimes and cultures like Imperial Japan, basically anything with a Crimes Against Humanity vibe seems to turn him on.

He even seems to have trouble keeping his mundane stories straight. The details of his blogging on this site about his hypochondria and language studies seem to change from one telling to the next.

I think it's a wicked combination of stupidity, laziness, self-importance, wishful thinking, depravity and psychosis.
 
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PaperRoads said:
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I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members.

The reason why I changed the title of my going to the hospital video was because it wasn't a good title for my video. My father threatened to kick me out of the house because I was using extortion on my family members to get to an ENT specialist faster as Canadian Healthcare systems have long waiting times. That was before I learned how to handle my ears better. The only person to blame in this situation was me.
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I’ve never been such an intricate part of a cow’s lore before. Is this how @Osama Bin Laden feels with nova?

And no Lunar. I don’t make peace. I only make war. :jaceknife:
 
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PaperRoads said:
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I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members.

The reason why I changed the title of my going to the hospital video was because it wasn't a good title for my video. My father threatened to kick me out of the house because I was using extortion on my family members to get to an ENT specialist faster as Canadian Healthcare systems have long waiting times. That was before I learned how to handle my ears better. The only person to blame in this situation was me.
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So, he's not willing to open peace terms with me.

That's it, I'm sending the White Army for his ass right now.
 
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Pedophobe said:
He does like to make up lol randumb backstories of various degrees of incredibility
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He even seems to have trouble keeping his mundane stories straight.
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I think it's a wicked combination of stupidity, laziness, self-importance, wishful thinking, depravity and psychosis.
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Sounds familiar to another particular, piss-throwing, home-grown cow we had some time ago.

At least Alex here wasn't convinced he was both Null's best friend and mentor figure.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
I am not mad you, Alex.
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Why do these tards think we're actually mad at them?

It's weird. How dumb are they? No, we just found another funny retard to mock. We even gave you numerous chances to not end up a mocked retard. You then signed up, said, yeah, I totally jack off to amputee lolis.

Then we say we told you not to do shit like that. But then you did it anyway.

Now you're food.
 
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PaperRoads said:
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I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members.

The reason why I changed the title of my going to the hospital video was because it wasn't a good title for my video. My father threatened to kick me out of the house because I was using extortion on my family members to get to an ENT specialist faster as Canadian Healthcare systems have long waiting times. That was before I learned how to handle my ears better. The only person to blame in this situation was me.

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Fucking peace offerings? LMAO what the fuck does that even mean. Him also power-leveling about the title change and his fetishes is also extremely funny, he's trying to hard to try and get us to like him again.
 
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AnOminous said:
Why do these tards think we're actually mad at them?
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It's because they are mad and think you must be too. It's a common trait in people who are prone to emotional outbursts and are unable to think of others perspectives. You see this trait in many users here, i.e. people who get upset over negrates will often spam your posts, because to them that makes them upset, and they assume it makes you upset too.
 
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PaperRoads said:
Seems like Alex has followed a new artist on DeviantArt!

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Care to guess what that artist draws? (Hint it's his fetish)

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Artist Page Archive:https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Ff6qv


I know It's not really a surprise anymore but it's funny to me that while this man has a breakdown he has time to find a fetish artist to goon to
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Imagine being a woman who had gone through a terrible accident or even don't have limbs from birth, and the men who would take interest in you may be mostly these types of people. Imagine an armless woman dating the Dorp and she finds out he's been wanking to depictions of elementary schoolers who had their arms chopped off and are wrapped like a sausage
 
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