Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Seems like Alex has followed a new artist on DeviantArt!

Screenshot 2025-02-26 224602.png
Before (Archive)
Screenshot 2025-02-26 224625.png
After (Page)

Care to guess what that artist draws? (Hint it's his fetish)

legless_slave_by_sensogowang13_dft7ave-414w-2x.jpgplease_don_t_bully_me__nagatoro_san_by_sensogowang13_dg86p2y-414w-2x.jpgthe_day_i_meet_my_new_little_sister_by_sensogowang13_dfog4eg-414w-2x.jpg

Artist Page Archive:https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Ff6qv


I know It's not really a surprise anymore but it's funny to me that while this man has a breakdown he has time to find a fetish artist to goon to
 
  • Islamic Content
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: gangster computer god, Foghotten, Balanced Boomer and 32 others
PaperRoads said:
Seems like Alex has followed a new artist on DeviantArt!

View attachment 7031638
Before (Archive)
View attachment 7031640
After (Page)

Care to guess what that artist draws? (Hint it's his fetish)

View attachment 7031653View attachment 7031655View attachment 7031656

Artist Page Archive:https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Ff6qv


I know It's not really a surprise anymore but it's funny to me that while this man has a breakdown he has time to find a fetish artist to goon to
Click to expand...
He's right back to the grind. :semperfidelis:
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: sixuglymidgets, Squawking Macaw, Wright and 16 others
One of the things I haven't seen discussed, that I'm finding weird, is his use of seemingly random years for things? He's claimed he's made his YouTube channel in 1973 or 1985. He's born in 1999 but uses 1997, that one at least makes sense for bypassing age gates, but I believe in one biography he claimed to have been born earlier and lived in Japan until 2000. What's the deal with this? Is it just being a retard? Is it a bit? Does he actually believe he's had his YouTube channel since before he was born and before YouTube existed? He also claims to take a liberal stance on the use of psychedelics, has he actually mentioned using them in any videos I might have missed?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: sixuglymidgets, Wright, lolcow yoghurt and 6 others
Cheesy Beavy said:
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox has amassed 50+ pages (has got to be a Kiwi Farms record) in the "Easy to Track Username" thread prompting a group of users to start a halal thread about him. As of writing, the thread covers the tip of the iceberg with this sperg. A few of the details include
Click to expand...
Lmao this is a Prospering Grounds thread, and 50+ pages? This guy is a genius of retardation.

Imagine being this stupid.

I have a free guide as to how not to end up as this guy.

First, contemplate this fact. Are you a retard?

If not, you're probably okay.

But if you are, are you a real super retard?

If you are, you probably can't understand the question.

But if you get past that, do you jerk your dick spasmodically to the thought of amputated children?

Then. . .this is kind of a critical point. . .maybe don't go on Kiwi Farms. Maybe don't wander into that trap.

If you follow these easy to understand and simple rules, and do not spastically tard out like the dumbest person in the history of the world, you will NOT end up with your own personal Kiwi Farms thread about how you are the dumbest person in the history of the world.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: sixuglymidgets, Josephine Knezevic, Male Idiot and 16 others
PositiveMonk said:
He's claimed he's made his YouTube channel in 1973 or 1985. He's born in 1999 but uses 1997, that one at least makes sense for bypassing age gates, but I believe in one biography he claimed to have been born earlier and lived in Japan until 2000. What's the deal with this?
Click to expand...
One theory that comes to mind is a possible habit of using a false date of birth, which might spur from being on the internet at an early age. For some reason, he apparently kept it up even in adulthood, though perhaps in later years it could have been to throw people off from finding his exact birthday (evidently a pointless gesture, if true).
However, something that also sticks out to me - albeit is probably nothing more than coincidence - is that 1973, 1985, and 1997 are all in intervals of 12 years, and fall under the Chinese zodiac of the Ox. 1999 falls under the sign of the Rabbit.
I'm not versed enough in Chinese zodiacs to consider the implications here, but it's a pattern that stood out to me nonetheless.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Informative
  • Autistic
Reactions: Male Idiot, Gunslinger Spawn, Core Theorist and 5 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back