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The Community Feature Suggestions (formerly 'Community Happenings') thread celebrates its 420th page just under two months ahead of April 20th.


Rock it 'til the wheels fall off in the MJ thread and/or drunk/high thread.

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The Keno Kasino has been going over old BossmanJack lore and realised that it was overlooked that he was molested. He was 14 she was 27 (he did however immediately try playing it off as a joke).

He also had a story of fucking a girl he met in rehab only for her boyfriend to walk in and that she died 2 hours later from a heroin overdose. The boyfriend then went to prison after being found to have been responsible for it.

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Keno Kasino detectives have managed to phonebook the girl (who died in 2015), and Bossman then confirmed that it was her through his reaction to seeing her name in the chat:

Phonebook link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/austi...les-austin_07-irondollah.170347/post-20642039
Clip link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/austi...les-austin_07-irondollah.170347/post-20678865
 
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United States and Ukraine agreed upon the mineral deal WITHOUT security guarantees for Ukraine. Under the terms, 50% "of proceeds from the future monetization of state-owned mineral resources, including oil, gas, and related logistics [and] resource-related infrastructure, including ports" will be put into a fund with Joint ownership, but where "U.S. will have decision-making authority under its own laws".

This deal is to be formally signed in the coming weeks.

 
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After desecrating and annihilating what remains of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and any other property of George Lucas, President of Lucasfilm Kathleen Kennedy intends to step down from her position and retire this year. There is no word from the Walt Disney Company, who owns Lucasfilm, of who will be replacing her.

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notorietus said:
The dragon dildo company Bad Dragon Inc has sued SinSaint Incorporated for copyright infringement/stolen designs. In this degenerate lolsuit slapfight, Bad Dragon claims that SinSaint stole 13 different designs. They (Bad Dragon) sent a demand letter for the infriging items to stop being produced, and SinSaint said they would take down the products for a "redesign". Bad Dragon then said that the response to the Demand Letter and ongoing acts of copyright infringement are unacceptable. [CourtListener]
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In a disappointing turn of events, the court has dismissed the case without prejudice. SinSaint has stopped producing anything that looks like the offending dildos, and Bad Dragon was ruled to have no jurisdiction to file suit.
Mikoyan said:
Well, there is no joy in Siliconeville, it seems. For the mighty lolsuit (Bad Dragon v. SinSaint) has struck out. (Relevant ruling attached)

We have nothing terribly interesting here. No findings of dildo-fact, no dramatic courtroom scenes, nothing. Instead we have essentially a motion to dismiss granted due to lack of personal jurisdiction. Ya filed it wrong, son. It is without prejudice, but I don't think this one's coming back. If you look at Sinsaint's catalog, they appear to have been spooked off of anything that looks like a BD design.
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There won't be a dramatic dragon dildo courtroom case, sadly.
 

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@Lunar Eclipse Paradox has amassed 50+ pages (has got to be a Kiwi Farms record) in the "Easy to Track Username" thread prompting a group of users to start a halal thread about him. As of writing, the thread covers the tip of the iceberg with this sperg. A few of the details include

*Attracted to loli amputee bondage
*Parents know about him jerking it to loli amputee bondage
*was raped by a clown or something (totally satire though)
*Kiwi has succumbed to the right wing
*is the new keffals

And much much more. Start for full context here for the new halal thread start here (It's a work in progress, but with 2 extra reserved spots, I'm sure there will be a lot to cover)
Edit: better explanation on how he is the kiwi farms main enemy even more so than keffels(1:07)
 
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Congressional Representative Eric Swalwell, famous for leading the nevertrump coalition, banging a Chinese spy, and farting on camera, was recorded during a dinner with lobbyists by independent media personality Nick Sortor. Allegedly during the dinner Rep Swalwell got shitfaced drunk, divulged state secrets to the lobbyists, said he was bored with his wife, asked the lobbyists to help him find someone to sleep with that night, and told the lobbyists that he “only fucks 10’s.” Nick confronted him on camera after the dinner and Swalwell appeared to be heavily intoxicated. Swalwell is on the homeland security committee.

Video in link:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20689295

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Useful_Mistake said:
United States and Ukraine agreed upon the mineral deal WITHOUT security guarantees for Ukraine. Under the terms, 50% "of proceeds from the future monetization of state-owned mineral resources, including oil, gas, and related logistics [and] resource-related infrastructure, including ports" will be put into a fund with Joint ownership, but where "U.S. will have decision-making authority under its own laws".
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The text of the agreement was made public. Read it here:
 
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One of DSP's main paypigs, ICS (IronChefSakai) was caught donating heavily on a livestream in which a not-very-thot-like woman was doing squats, this is notable because:
dent_whisperer said:
Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.
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Due to the amount of attention given by detractors, the female livestreamer was forced to issue the following public statement:
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Despite claiming to know nothing about the situation and not caring about it at all, DSP launched into a tirade titling the woman as a "dumb fucking slut" and also seemingly issued an ultimatum of "me or her, who are you going to choose?" and also seemed to imply that he might unban Derish for some reason: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20693310


Come enjoy the fun in the DSP megathread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...burnell-general-discussion-2.105216/page-5852
 
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And much much more. Start for full context here for the new halal thread start here (It's a work in progress, but with 2 extra reserved spots, I'm sure there will be a lot to cover)
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@Lunar Eclipse Paradox under a new sock account (@PurpleH4ck3rz) started spamming a link to an IP Logger website. (belonging to IPLogger[.]org) After 5 people clicked the link (but not before flaunting), he posted the IP addresses of those who clicked the link. 80% of the IP addresses were VPNs, one being his own IP address.
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EDIT: Lunar is in Mexico, not Canada. My bad.

EDIT 2: Following this, he is banned for a month (until March 31st, 2025 @ 3 PM)
 
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