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[Axiom.]

Lunar Eclipse Paradox just released his Kiwi Farms kill list.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wip-al...zil-funky-the-clown-more.213066/post-20695981

 

[Delany's Donkey]

"nothing ever happens" bros might be on suicide watch as Attorney General Pam Bondi is saying she's going to release flight logs and names from the Epstein files tomorrow. will we finally learn exactly who was involved in Humpty Dumpty dick's pedo ring? tune in tomorrow to find out.

link to US Politics thread

 

[sex haver]

Recruitment for Season 4 of Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune's Fishtank has begun.

In contrast to Season 3, which recruited players via a casting company to ensure everyone was completely unaware of Fishtank, Season 4 is doing the opposite: all potential players are required to stream themselves 24/7 from their own home, with the final contestants being invited to the actual Fishtank house for S4.

Want to be on Season 4 of Fishtank? You must:

• Have a camera livestreaming 24/7 from a corner of a room in your home.
• Have a speaker capable of playing TTS messages loud enough for yourself and the audience to hear.
• Stay Inside at all times.
• Go offline if you are off-camera for longer than 10 minutes.
• Streams with the lowest engagement, uptime, or viewership are at risk of ELIMINATION, which means a complete ban from participating in Season 4.

Discuss in the Fishtank thread. Watch on Fishtank.Live.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

A Texas farmer in the lower Rio Grande valley (Read: culturally a burger, looks like a beaner) was allegedly killed in an IED on the Mexican side of the border according to the Texas Department of Agriculture.

“A tragic and alarming incident occurred near Brownsville, Texas, where a U.S. citizen and Texas rancher was killed by an improvised explosive device (IED). This shocking act of violence highlights the growing threat posed by cartel activity along our southern border.

I urge all Texas farmers, ranchers, and agricultural workers who travel to Mexico or operate near the border to exercise extreme caution. The Lower Rio Grande Valley (LRGV) is a crucial part of Texas agriculture, and the safety of our agricultural community is of utmost importance. We cannot overlook the rising violence that threatens not only lives but also the security of our farms, ranches, and rural communities.

I encourage everyone in the agricultural industry to stay vigilant, remain aware of their surroundings, and report any suspicious activity to law enforcement. Additionally, you can avoid dirt roads and remote areas, refrain from touching unfamiliar objects that could be explosive devices, limit travel to daylight hours, stay on main roads, and avoid cartel-controlled regions. Our agriculture family is the backbone of Texas, and we must do everything we can to protect it.”

Link to burgerfag politsperg general for those who dream a 2nd Mexican-American war to right the failures of the first by not annexing all of Mexico and expelling the Mexicans. Thus, setting the stage for the South to rise again (tm) in the two hundred year grand conspiracy of the Knights of the Golden Circle.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Lunar Eclipse Paradox just released his Kiwi Farms kill list.

As a follow up:

Peace negotiations have since been offered to a few select Kiwis

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I will be requesting peaceful negotiations will the following Kiwifarms Members.

• @Axiom.
• @Toji Suzuhara* (Toji Suzuharu)
• @Cheesy Beavy
• @Nameless One
• @CallmeCicada
• @Private Tag Reporter
• @Glowie
• @dick brain *Added later
• @Sparkletor 2.0 *Added later
• @IKOL (For not allowing me to speak Russian) * Added later

The reason why I changed the title of my going to the hospital video was because it wasn't a good title for my video. My father threatened to kick me out of the house because I was using extortion on my family members to get to an ENT specialist faster as Canadian Healthcare systems have long waiting times. That was before I learned how to handle my ears better. The only person to blame in this situation was me.

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As well as a Q&A for kiwis.

Seems like Alex is doing a sort of Q&A so I'll move my things here

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The reason for my fetishes (it's really hard to explain but I presume it's because it) comes from my sensitivity to materials, arrested development, lack of friends, isolation, obsession with weird things. And the most likely answer is that I was very impressionable in a normalizing society.

My biggest mistake on KiwiFarms was posting a picture of myself because MC Automatic Rifle Thug tempted me to and showing my artwork on the "Post Your Art" Thread.

I won't be returning to KiwiFarms because I don't agree with it's transphobic rhetoric and my reputation on there. If you agree to have a conversation. Ask me questions.

The reason for my channel roleplaying from 2015 - 2023 was due to me being a troll and insecure about myself. The reason I used KiwiFarms as a diary is because I am afraid to express myself on social media otherwise.

The reason I obsessed with Noushintou Hoshi was because I was angry she blocked me twice on twitter and before the block change, you cannot view blocked profiles. And she was amazing at art. I regret being mean to her but it's not worth being friends with her because of her unpredictability due to bipolar. The reason I expressed it was because I got offended by it.

I'm only requesting a further understanding and that's it.

My prayers to the kiwis who do not get the option to negotiate and are therefor going to feel the wrath of Alex’s bodyguards

 

[Pedophobe]

Brickfaced online safety activist Liz Fong-Jones claims to have settled her Australian lawsuit against Kiwi Farms supplier Flow Chemical. The details of what this means have not yet been revealed.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-20686458

 

[Sprate Header]

Romania has seemingly capitulated to the Trump administration's pressure and allowed black pedophile sex-traffickers Andrew and Tristan Tate to leave Romania for the United States.

How does freeing the nigger equivalent to Jeffrey Epstein make America great again? Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/andrew-tate-top-g-cobratate.127428/post-20698608

 

[Vect]

Actor Gene Hackman, known for Bonnie and Clyde, The French Connection, Unforgiven and Superman, his wife Betsy Arakawa and their dog have been found dead in their home in Santa Fe. Cause of death not yet disclosed.



https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sherif...-santa-fe-home-no-foul-play-suspected.213165/ | Posted by @mlanguishi

 

[Oliver Onions]

As the AAA video game industry continues to crumble under the weight of its own greed and arrogance the latest bodies rolled into the mass grave have been revealed, as Warner Brothers shuts down Monolith Productions, Player First Games and WB Games San Diego. These closures also mean the cancellation of Monolith's troubled Wonder Woman game, first announced in 2021 but reportedly scrapped mid-development and rebooted. No actual footage of the game was ever shown.

Full article: https://archive.is/eHqRv

A WB CEO cited their games division's 'disappointing 2024' as the reason for the closures, which is investor speak for Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League lost them a fortune.

Player First Games were responsible for Multiversus, the surprisingly successful Smash Bros. clone that is also being shut down on May 30th, 2025; WB Games San Diego have no credits to their name but were reportedly working on "an exciting new AAA, free-to-play, cross-platform game" which likely meant more live service trash (fun fact: the link to this studio on WB's website now dead-ends).

Discuss Total AAA Death in the Video Game Developer Shutdown Watch Thread.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

After a month of dancing around the information, Tiffany Johnston / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 just confirmed her phonebook is 100% correct.

 

[AltisticRight]

According to the ever so reliable source Ethan Ralph, Matthew Vickers has not allowed his wife Ariana Vickers to see their grandson Alexander Vickers for over a year.

Alexander Vickers is Ethan Ralph's biological heir.

Discuss the hostage situation here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/matthew-vickers-mwv-viciousvickers.81301/post-20698290

 

[Blackstar]

BossmanJack just got beaten up.

He called his "buddy" (code for dealer), went afk saying that his new skateboard had come in and was excited for it, then came back 20 minutes later talking about how he had a wake up call and needs to respect people, but then says that he was skating and fell face first into a car which doesn't make sense. He then went into discord and started apologisng

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...les-austin_07-irondollah.170347/post-20701260

 

[neger psykolog]

The Epstein Files: Phase 1 have been released


It isn't clear just yet when they will hit the public Internet, discussion is here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20701764

edit: Jack Posobiec (pictured above) told everyone to watch his livestream and proceeded to "dsp prestream" his audience (i.e. blab about nothing) and then said they hadn't had enough time to review the file and then started talking with old senators about budgets before shilling his faggy pro-life nutritional supplements and his even faggier men's face cream. No other journalists seem to have released any details: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20702350

An angry letter has been sent to the FBI by Pam Bondi asking why the FBI has withheld files and requesting them to be delivered tomorrow: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20702640

The official House Judiciary GOP account (Official Twitter for the House Committee on the Judiciary, Republicans) claimed to post a link to the Epstein files which went to the fucking rick roll music video: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20703349

Laura Loomer (of all people) has a remarkably sane take on the whole situation which explains that what was released today is basically a total nothingburger and just old information rehashed and wasn't intended for public dissemination and was the result of the Bri'ish Prime Minister visiting at the same time and because influencers have down syndrome: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20704191

final edit: supposedly this is a PDF of the "phase 1" binder: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20704474

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The anticipated trailer for the 5th installment of the beloved meme franchise Shrek was dropped today.

They redesigned the animation style and cast exactly the female actress you’re thinking of to play Shrek’s daughter.
People are, naturally, taking it well and behaving completely rationally.

 

[neger psykolog]

DarksydePhil has officially banned his biggest financial supporter ICS (IronChefSakai) following recent controversy involving a hot 19 year old "not a lesbian" doing squats on a livestream.
This action is unprecedented and intense speculation has begun on how exactly DSP will manage to survive without ICS' usual thousands of dollars of regular contributions that have long formed the backbone of DSP's income: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20699328


On top of this, today DSP premiered a 3rd camera angle on his livestreaming setup (following the addition of a 2nd camera angle less than one months ago):


Come and discuss these riveting developments in the DSP megathread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20702512

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Doobus Goobus uploaded another stealth political sperging video, but in the disguise of "I AM ONLY PRETENDING TO BE AN AWFUL COMEDIAN!" Where he talks about the MrBeast and Lunchly drama, a good seven months late when the drama was still fresh.

With a nice dose of Trump Derangement Syndrome because he "loves monarchy where you can give money to someone and treat you like a piece of shit".



Discuss about how this video is the death of satirical comedy right here.

 

[Harm]

Tyler Bryan Jewart, transgender pedophile and Twitch partner "TygreCub" best known for his obsession with children's underwear, has dropped a diss track firing back against his trolls and critics. It contains wonderful lines such as "Got so many eyes on me, they call me Gabriel / But I ain't no angel, 'bout to drag you down to Hell" and "Let me translate what I think you try'na do / Showing us mom and daddy never loved you." The diss track even has custom album art that's sure to scare away any haters.

Come discuss the furry fandom's most embarrassing warrior:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tyler-bryan-jewart-tygre-tygrecub-tygrestripes-tygir-tiggger-the-singing-furry-skarr-tjtrooper-cub-club.172882/post-20684597

 

[neger psykolog]

Jon, well known autistic Season 1 Fishtank contestant with an iconic speech impediment ("wetard") and also known for recently launching his own disastrous livestreamed show called "American Dude Lodge" as well as being a devout Christian who takes any chance he can to proselytize the teachings of Andrew Tate has had video surface of him spitting on gravestones:

Some khantext of why this video was released:
The video of him spitting on graves was released by basedwealth, In retaliation for Jon kicking him off his reality show for hitting his girlfriend, and afterwords Jon called him a rapist and his father a pedophile, and accused him of hacking his account. Jon has also threatened to destroy everyone who has wronged him but thankfully hes a pure christian boy and would never do such a thing. The two are in some kind of retard arms race to smear each other as much as possible.

Jon thread discussion (still in prospering grounds): https://kiwifarms.st/threads/wip-jo...-american-dude-lodge-adl.212450/post-20697235
Fishtank thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-20705136

 

[ASeabear8952]

Two disgusting creatures’ worlds collide as KingCobraJFS’ Bogwitch ex-girlfriend, Jessica Boyle aka NakedAndLaughing, has become a mod for Akron, Ohio’s attic goblin, Cyrax.



Discuss in NAL thread:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jessi...-yahoo-com-missrabbit420.192590/post-20705857

Discuss in Cyrax thread:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cyrax...-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/post-20701383

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Two disgusting creatures’ worlds collide as KingCobraJFS’ Bogwitch ex-girlfriend, Jessica Boyle aka NakedAndLaughing, has become a mod for Akron, Ohio’s attic goblin, Cyrax.

This was revealed to be a gay op. The bog hag account is an impersonator.

In other bog hag news, she was busy last night screaming at her 70YO mother and repeatedly calling her a nigger because she feels aggrieved at being allowed to live somewhere rent free while contributing absolutely nothing but rancid vibes.

Her mom must have yelled at her. She has been going off on her for a while now, not to her directly of course, just endless stream of rambling. Called her a nigger a few times. And is saying she would blow her own brains out if she had a gun. Pretty good so far.