DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Phil was gassed walking 600ft (183m) to the mail box.

You would be too if you hadn’t checked the mail for four weeks.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The whole wrestling trading card bitching was weird. “This isn’t what it was like when I collected them”. Yea, that was 1990. That’s 35 years ago. Times change. He’s getting into more Karen rants recently

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Huh. That’s really something.

 

[neger psykolog]

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Phil was gassed walking 600ft (183m) to the mail box.

That's utter insanity.
It has been through watching DSP and some of the deathfats that I started taking my personal health/fitness a lot more serious, I won't gloat about it because:


But I did realize and learn a bit the hard way that the older + more unfit you get you get the harder it is to fix. If he's that unfit now at post-40 years of age if he ever has an acorn fall on his head that somehow makes him want to turn his life around it's going to be way fucking harder.

The quote about DSP being the biggest autism magnet is true. Nearly everything about Phil is uncanny in a fascinating way, and how he captures a small audience of mentally ill people to pay him while escalating in his e-begging is still strange, even if it eventually loses the whales.

...just in case people aren't aware, the "autism magnet" thing wasn't really about his "small audience of mentally ill people who pay him" it was more significantly about detractors and literally everything involving him or anyone involved with him being fucking bizarre.
At the time the phrase came into use his fans didn't even really get that much attention and there were like clown car sideshows of his turbo a-logs and detractors that were infinitely more autistic (like if you're reading/writing here then you're also autistic). Some of the fans were autistic too but it was mostly the a-logs being the reason for the term to be coined...

I mean it was seriously only 30 days ago that some bizarre ass "private investigator" tried to claim DSP was part of a plot with Leonardo DiCaprio to lure little children for sex trafficking: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/some-i...ogether-on-steam-as-secret-pedophiles.209673/

Just look at the current slapfights happening between "detractors" because they're trying to cancel someone talking about fucking Joan of Arc or some stupid shit:

nigger are you fucking serious? they tried to cancel someone for talking about Joan of fucking Arc?
Like the Joan of Arc from the year 1431?

This is more autistic than DSP and is exactly why he is called the autism magnet.

historical khantext of "autism magnet":

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mastaakumu-krischner-wilson-kris-wilson-conservative-vanguard-newwave-sons-of-kojima-leader.40414/post-3142018

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jetrex-jetrex56-logan-alan-westfall.43246/post-3368304

Debating how to film having sex with children on a DSP forum.

Dsp is truly the biggest autism magnet in the universe.

What the hell? You want the biggest autism magnet in the universe to be more interesting?

DSP is boring as fuck on his own, but the sideshows are absolutely epic.

Phil is a better magnet for autism than anyone I've ever seen. Be it fan, troll, friend, or "enemy" most of the people associated with him bring more lulz than his boring streams do.

• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-2001#post-2884458
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/autism-magnet-tag.39675/post-3076777
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/michae...ddemon6606-zachlawless1226.39681/post-3094571
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-9963608
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austmink-austin-james-mink.45199/post-3533777
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kat-speculation.46010/post-6565148
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/michae...606-zachlawless1226.39681/page-8#post-3095066
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.35898/post-2867909
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3313149
• https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3337041

 

[Shark]

This reminds me of when bad bunny tried to take dsp viewers, she got gifted tons of subs on her channel, dsp fans came to watch her, then she eventually got banned by dsp in his chat

 

[Comma]

Watching the WPIG stream...

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It's a bit depressing to think about the utter sadness and loneliness this IronChefSakai guy must be going through every single day in order to live his life like this.

EDIT: meanwhile, DSP is stalling like there's no tomorrow.

• Getting up multiple times and playing clips while he's gone.
• Fucking around with his webcam/PC and forcing it to restart.
• Just sitting there reading chat and scanning for contributions.
• And now he has been busy with "starting" CoD for almost 10 minutes while fucking around with his PC again.

And of course, he doesn't forget to keep mentioning he wants to hit those "goals" every 10 minutes or so. It's 1:45PM and he's currently still fucking around in the CoD menu. The absolute disdain he has for his audience is stunning.

Remember, this is the schedule he communicates towards viewers:

Starts the pre-stream at least 15 minutes late every single day (today it was almost 20 minutes), and then stalls gameplay as long as possible.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It's a bit depressing to think about the utter sadness and loneliness this IronChefSakai guy must be going through every single day in order to live his life like this.

EDIT: meanwhile, DSP is stalling like there's no tomorrow.

• Getting up multiple times and playing clips while he's gone.
• Fucking around with his webcam/PC and forcing it to restart.
• Just sitting there reading chat and scanning for contributions.
• And now he has been busy with "starting" CoD for almost 10 minutes while fucking around with his PC again.

And of course, he doesn't forget to keep mentioning he wants to hit those "goals" every 10 minutes or so. It's 1:45PM and he's currently still fucking around in the CoD menu. The absolute disdain he has for his audience is stunning.

Remember, this is the schedule he communicates towards viewers:

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Starts the pre-stream at least 15 minutes late every single day (today it was almost 20 minutes), and then stalls gameplay as long as possible.

holy shit he seriously schedules his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""podcast"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" for an hour and a half?????
this no life nigger has nothing to talk about, how the hell can he blab for that long

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

holy shit he seriously schedules his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""podcast"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" for an hour and a half?????
this no life nigger has nothing to talk about, how the hell can he blab for that long

20% recapping what happened in the games he played yesterday and pre-capping games he will play today
20% begging
20% schedule autism
20% crying about detractors
20% Q&Gay where he fence sits about everything

 

[neger psykolog]

holy shit he seriously schedules his """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""podcast"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" for an hour and a half?????
this no life nigger has nothing to talk about, how the hell can he blab for that long

he's the king of the detractors. they all watch that shit and talk about it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I wonder how many goals it would take for Phil to parade out Khet in a "sexy cosplay"? Maybe she can find some armor to come out as (fat) Lydia.

I got one: any of female characters for the fake Fatties Fart 2 trailer from Tropic Thunder.

 

[Pargon]

If Autism Magnet wasn’t solidified by that point the Fred Fuchs bomb and the dissolution of the SoK followed by the Escort Saga sure as shit did it.

While in the process of trying and failing to take advantage of DSP you pull some shit even he never did. Thank fuck all of those people managed to have gotten the hint and moved on.

If the Brongstreets or whoever are making their cash doing bestiality or something now don’t tell me, just let me live in the dim future where at least some people who pay attention to DSP are not all themselves circling the drain in some way

 

[dent_whisperer]

Iron Cuck is in a tiddy streamer's chat giving her subs to do squats. What a fucking loser.

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Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I was curious about Chinese zodiac symbols so I googled it, and apparently DSP was born on year of the Dog, and one of the alleged personality traits of people born on that year is 'honest.'

But wait, there's more! Khet was born in 1990 - year of the Horse!

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

Dented if you do, dented if you don't.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

giving your money to titty streamers is retarded, but its significantly less retarded than giving it to phil

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

It's not a hard concept

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s early to the TMNT events (its starts Thursday) bitched about people buying turtles skins (he buys WWEC coins), and thinks getting 1.10 K/D is AMAZING while saying COD sucks. Good god, at this point he should just stop playing games and just beg for the six hours. I know he wants that; he’ll get more money anyway and that’s all he wants.

 

[DerelictOnion]

It's not even giving Phil money, it is being ADDICTED to giving Phil money. He said so himself, he can't stop. Maybe he can direct this addiction towards someone else, but who knows. Clearly needs a detox of some sort, like cutting off access to the Internet completely. But then again, maybe he has no clue what to do with his spare money other than throwing it at streamers.

 

[Jang Joo]

I'm still laughing at how this poor girl basically got dragged into the snortex against her will and knowledge

 

[Elbe]

I'm still laughing at how this poor girl basically got dragged into the snortex against her will and knowledge

None of us chose this!