DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Skippy Shortbottom said:
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Autistically describing every step of the way, telling us exactly what each piece is doing. Play by play autistic style commentary like he's figuring out a puzzle and SuperBlindMan has come back from the dead just to witness such a great premiere stream of some GAY LEGO PLANTS, with his fat fingers in the way with shitty cam quality,
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Tonight has perhaps been some of the most convincing proof of autism from him ever, the way he was describing how every Lego piece operated or was placed, that was some pure undiluted 'tism
 
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You know you're in for a treat when the thread moved by 13 pages over night. God damn Phil you are such a 220 case it is obvious. Guess your Incel Manifesto was the real deal huh? Maybe he really had the hots for James I mean Jaimie but he I mean she was horrified by witnessing Phil's micro penne in action.

On that note remember how he talked about Fae on alphaism Radio? She has a great personality and all that? That was, if I remember correctly, after being blown of by her when he invited her to dinner and he insisted on paying the bill. And she later wrote on SRK "I hope you die of lung cancer but it's all good".

I hope that Lexy just takes what good fortunes she had and do her own thing. Of course the extra fun would be if she joins RawPhil and PoP hunting down Phil in SF 6 but that might be a bit much to ask for. But hey maybe she and her friend could do a Cammy and Mai cosplay for a sub goal of 2000 (please please do that. I want more Phil seething)
 
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It really is mind boggling how one man can be presented with the same situation over and over and fucking over, make the same wrong choice each time, and then be completely bamboozled when it blows up in his face. Every fucking time he has had an opportunity to further his so called beloved business he just fucking sets that opportunity on fire and sits on it. I don't give a shit about this chick but she has 9k fuckin followers and gets 2k views on her stream archives on average. That is a very healthy following for a streamer who isn't really even that entertaining in my opinion. He could have took the punches and rolled with it, just once he could have just laughed along with the people making harmless fun, but his ego just will not fucking allow it. Who knows she may have even offered for him to come on her stream or she could have went on his if he was nice to her and just shared his dent with her, would have been way more interesting than retard casino, but fuck no he has to demean and insult her and call everyone who thinks it's funny "mentally ill" and "obsessed". Now we'll never know what kind of interactions they could have had because I guarantee you she does not want to fucking be around the "positive streamer" who called her a fucking slut for no real reason other than his ego was a little bit hurt. It always goes back the same situation of him just burning bridges for no real reason. When this shit happens I always think back to "WELL AT LEAST I GOT THE CHAIR DOOD I WON" he always has to get something over on fucking everyone. If this man has a business degree, I must have a fucking doctorate in business because he knows just as much about fucking business as he does having sex with women (he doesn't). It's the reason he will always be the true lolcow king in my opinion, because no matter how many times he runs into the brick wall he will always get back up and do it again.
 
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Poo Twister said:
Hoping Lex turns the trolling up to 11 and temporarily renames herself LightsydeLex.

Sure, it's petty, but fuck it.
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Yeah but she is young (Ive heard her age as quoted everywhere between 19-24, idk where the truth is). Youth is the time to be petty and keep a bit of grace... at 42 you should not only know better but have bigger ventures going on. Phillip is twice her age and has a fraction of the social skills online, I imagine in person is even worse.

Phil has a lot of trolls by volume, but his trolls are extremely tame by lolcow standards. Lex has been entangled into the snortex and doesn't seem the type to back down easily and I say good. On the rare occurrence Phil has encountered anyone he usually tough guys it out if behind a screen and with the power of a ban hammer or if in real life by rolling on his belly (metaphorically) or hiding in the bathroom from a fight (literally)

The other night Phil was playing a fighting game(idk which one) and getting his ass handed to him. Chat informed him that this was a player of some renown, either from or living in Bothell, WA, 22 miles to Phils north. How did this spineless ghoul take it? Meek Ack-ing that sounded like a rhesus monkey, and MORE than one time he pathetically cackled "have pity on me, I'm an old man"

Hes both terrified and has incredible contempt for the youths, and Phil IS outdated in every possible way. So if any upstart wants to challenge Phil... whether gaming, lego, vlogs, be they male, female, black, woodwind, etc good on them... I just find it funny that it was the YUCKIEST group possible, the source of all cooties... a lesbian.
 
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Outside the Lex situation, the Lego stream was absolutely dented.

Phil built only 2-ish plants, spent the night describing in truly 220 details the building process and stopped everything he was doing every 2min to check chat.

It's a perfect example why he can't advance in games, on the whole stream he probably spent around 30min actually placing bricks.

Compare to that how the Lexbians did with the same set, they didn't narrate or stop every 2min and managed to finish the whole thing.
 
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