Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I know Plants vs Zombies.
 
I'm sure glad I'm not on that list, you bully-jerks are cooked
I'm a "dignitary" which means either I'm target for his elite team of leftist hitmen or some sort of autistic negotiator.
Sorry I've sat through Keffals crusade to know kiwifarms users don't negotiate with terrorists, pedophiles and filthy freedom hating socialists.
Freedom for expression is a bitch, people are free to make derivative works of your OCs, also get @Sperg Spectating and @Toji Suzuhara names right, Alex.

Your thread will be massive and you will win esteemed lolcow of the year award either at 4Q of 2025
I will not use the cursed Columbine font but I will participate and remind you that you owe me like $35 bro.
You forgot that Alex doesn't have a penis, it was amputated
 
Give me videos to put this nigger into.
I was considering asking someone to make a gif of this because I am too dumb, glad you're doing AI videos:
Considering how the other videos have gone, it may be worth just running it through the half with the mirror and combining the two parts.
 
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I will not use the cursed Columbine font but I will participate and remind you that you owe me like $35 bro.
Also pretty sure @NaggotFigger is touring with super straight village people and doesn't get his PP touched.

Dressing up as a black cop is a fashion statement and fine Alex for trooning out.
 
Guys, I'm worried.

As we all know, Alex has a completely real and not made up elite force of armless former military ninja security guards. These special operatives are completely silent and invisible, that's why we don't see or hear them in his videos.

These guys could be anywhere. They could be in the room with me right now! And I'm on Alex's murder list! Yikes!

Please, please, please, I'm begging everyone. Make the Kiwifarms a trans friendly webzone for our brave and stunning xisters. I don't want to get murdered!
 
I was considering asking someone to make a gif of this because I am too dumb, glad you're doing AI videos:
Considering how the other videos have gone, it may be worth just running it through the half with the mirror and combining the two parts.
 
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