Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Honestly, what is it about Hasan that makes Alyssa (and other women) want to get fucked by him?

Low value women with midwit IQs will always try to suck off the faggot at the long end of the monkey bars. "high value" is just two buzzwords smashed together to make mutted foids feel better about who/why they're pursuing. That's the best analysis I can give, considering I'd never give a roach the time of day, no matter how much Uyghur money he has.
 
Honestly, what is it about Hasan that makes Alyssa (and other women) want to get fucked by him?
He's one of the very few self-professed leftists with traditional good looks, and financially well-off at that.

For all their posturing, at the end of the day those liberal women still want a regular male for company, and not those string-bean/lardbeast soyboys.
 
And spreading DEI while showing off her bobcut.
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I'd say it's giving unemployed and soon-to-be-homeless. Have a drink and settle down, Alyssa.
Honestly, what is it about Hasan that makes Alyssa (and other women) want to get fucked by him?
He's the closest thing to an alpha male that breadtube has, so he wins by default. It's either that or appear in one of Destiny's sex tapes or take part in horse roleplay with Vaush.
 
Hasan is pro Hamas.
pro-Brown.
Will take up any cause as long it gets him views and attention.

Alyssa is not just sexually attracted to him, she is hoping to rope him in as a GG2.0 mouthpiece to spread her narrative and blast her detractors.
Getting a mainstream soy-leftist with a huge following to support her bullshit narratives would be a massive PR win for her and could save her career, sending over hundreds of viewers to her channel.
 
Her Xitter is unprotected now. Nothing much except her livestreams talking about Ubisoft's Cease & Desist to both her archnemesis Smash JT and her male ally McDizzle Gaming. Plus, selfies like these.
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I always knew one of her simps, Mightykeef (or Mightykweef, Mightykuck, etc.) is a bootlicker.
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Says the cunt calling Catholicism a cunt.
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Anything made-up about GamerGate she claims to be right, while her simp CyricZ praises her.
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EDIT: Maybe we should edit a soyjak meme of a crowd full of soyjaks that are simps of Alyssa Mercante, like this one.
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Not Alyssa, but one of her simp McDizzle Gaming and SmashJT both got a C&D letter from Ubisoft:
SmashJT made a video about it: (A)

McDizzle posts on his X about the C&D, while SmashJT and Co are grifters it isn't them who almost got fired someone and blacklisted from the industry.
I personally think Ubisoft went light on this guy: (X/A)
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SmashJT made a response to McDizzle Gaming: (A)
 
McDizzle posts on his X about the C&D, while SmashJT and Co are grifters it isn't them who almost got fired someone and blacklisted from the industry.
I personally think Ubisoft went light on this guy: (X/A)
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Now McDizzle Gaming is attacking anyone opposing him. It's insane!
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But it is against the law for impersonating a Ubisoft employee to trick YouTubers like Smash JT.
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I remember Alyssa Mercante does support McDizzle Gaming since he is literally a simp for her.
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Alyssa's number one elite simp-of-all-simps Dave Rivera is also involved.
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McDizzle Gaming's real name is Omar Assaff.
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EDIT: Why be a video game journalist if you literally are mean to gamers, Alyssa?
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What I find particularly entertaining is that actual "media" is still writing bout Gamergate, when it should be pretty clear these days that it was a grift run by unimportant nobodies who felt they deserved attention and success without working for it.

It was never about anything else. Just expectation of success from IQ-underdeveloped retards grifting off made up claims. We have them to thank for the DEI fueled hellscape that is todays video game industry.
The primary reason why Gamergate triggered these losers so hard is that the chuds were successful in getting advertisers to drop sites like Kotaku and Rock Paper Shotgun that it scarred these losers for life. They buy into the “my violence is free speech but your free speech is violence” that they believe they have the moral imperative to ruin people’s lives as they see fit but they are above reproach. Mercunte is a true believer in this mentality.
 
"You chuds are so mad about your silly ideas about our woke views, also we've been deliberately feeding you misinformation about our woke views for months!"

They think they're being clever and evasive, but they're just drunks — these are the antics of drunks. It's hard to even explain how obvious they are and how unpersuasive it comes off to anyone outside their small social hierarchy.

Everyone knows their ideology. Everyone sees through these word games and irrelevant deceptions. Their way of thinking has been Defeated at the Ballot Box™.

These people will be larping as 2020 dirtbag left activists for as long as they possibly can — which may not be long, as more and more studios shutter because the fake ZIRP money that propped up DEI gaming isn't coming back, and "game journalism" can't survive as a parasitic industry without a thriving host.
 
Any chance for a tl;dr?

I really cannot be arsed to listen to another vulture stretching a single sentence into a 20 minute video.
''I admit I have hated SmashJT for quite a while and have a vendetta, so McDizzle was totally justified in comitting identity theft to own a CHUD like Smash.''

The comments section is 75% raking Sid over the coals for carrying water for a crime, 25% supporting for McDizzle interspaced with reddit speak.

It would be worthwhile to check SidAlpha's SocialBlade in a few days to see his subscriber count.
 
''I admit I have hated SmashJT for quite a while and have a vendetta, so McDizzle was totally justified in comitting identity theft to own a CHUD like Smash.''
Much appreciated. I knew it, someone would be able to break down his video in a single sentence.

I should start a Twitter account, call it "Single Sentence Summaries" and post single sentence tl;dr of drama youtube channels.
 
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