DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Very Honest Content]

Phil owes this young lady an apology, it should be exactly 220 words in profuse length.

The lego stream was entertaining, but due to outside influence beyond the control of the pigroach, it was a complete and total self felting and there is no coming back from this. I think a lot of the venom is due to Phil knowing that the large tips are often stolen credit card charged-back, but the sites eat charge-backs of funds of subscription payments reversed due to fraud. I may be incorrect on that detail and if so please present evidence of that, but I don't think I am and that's why fat fuck was ejecting salt all over yesterday.

 

[Balr0g]

So Phil banned the Chef. any bets when we will get generous anon tips and memberships?

Or will he stay with the young Queens? Maybe even dive deeper into the cam girl meta?

 

[Philipp Amthor]

So Phil banned the Chef. any bets when we will get generous anon tips and memberships?

Or will he stay with the young Queens? Maybe even dive deeper into the cam girl meta?

Normally the best het is to expect dents to be dumber than you'd think the dumbest person would act, so I'd say he will return, because he wants the attention. But sometimes Phil goes too far and burns down a bridge by insulting something or somebody which this dent likes more than Phil...

 

[neger psykolog]

So Phil banned the Chef. any bets when we will get generous anon tips and memberships?

Did he seriously actually ban his main paypig?

uhh... dspbros I'm not feeling so good

lol this is 10/10 kino shit, any time a woman gets involved with anything it goes to shit. This is going to be great when he gets $4 in tips tomorrow.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Do we think Phil is actually faking tips?

Define fake because I believe he doesn't out and out lie about a tip but rather when they come in or who's giving them. Remember he's super easy to read when he knows he doesn't have some ace in the hole from a dent.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

ICS banning segment

Remember, not a cult!

 

[Brother Wind]

Ah man, I missed some shit last night. But that fucking slow start literally put me to sleep Jesus Christ.

edit: this was my 9000th post on Kiwifarms

Holy shit bro, of course you did. The thread updated 15 fucking pages and you had to be 25% of it. I almost took screenshots of the multiple times you were every other post. Like I was feeling autistic for how many stickers I was giving you. But when you were posting the actual goddamn drivel you were posting? Especially because we've been around about the amount of time. And I only just fucking hit 2,000. You need to step away. Get a hobby, get a life, get fucking something bro. This is sad.

From what I read when I did some research on Derish the playlists probably originated from when he was under the age of 18 and the explanation was that he really wanted a baby sister.

The kid's obviously retarded and besides the coomer stuff on porn the playlist, although somewhat disturbing, doesn't automatically have the most horrific connotations that people might expect.

I don't have absolute proof of the above, but it is what someone on KF said about the playlists fucking ages ago, way before Derish even had a thread or anything.

Or you can try and rationalize Derich's creepy shit. Cool. Get a rope.

 

[Lord_Point]

Define fake because I believe he doesn't out and out lie about a tip but rather when they come in or who's giving them. Remember he's super easy to read when he knows he doesn't have some ace in the hole from a dent.

I doubt he really fakes tips, if anything he probably hides tips if he thinks he can milk more out of the dents.

If it was in her personality to fake tips he probably would have not let the original vest streak end or any of the other retarded streaks that popped up since, much easier to bait dents into keeping the streak going at 300 streams in a row rather then the 3rd stream in a row.

I think this is one of those cases where pride overtakes greed.

 

[neger psykolog]

Holy shit bro, of course you did. The thread updated 15 fucking pages and you had to be 25% of it. I almost took screenshots of the multiple times you were every other post. Like I was feeling autistic for how many stickers I was giving you. But when you were posting the actual goddamn drivel you were posting? Especially because we've been around about the amount of time. And I only just fucking hit 2,000. You need to step away. Get a hobby, get a life, get fucking something bro. This is sad.

PSA to all you newfags: everyone here (worth interacting with) is fully aware that using your free time to discuss internet retards is in fact borderline retarded. At best. This is a peanut gallery of people reacting to the freaks.

Getting mad at the peanut gallery, just makes you an actual retard. And a faggot

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So how long before we get the inevitable “I did nothing wrong” speech, and Phil whines that people are picking on him for no reason?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Lex if you're reading this i got two words for you: FISHING LURES.
And also in all seriousness probably cash your chips in sooner or later you think he's only this ugly and unlikeable once in awhile it's every day twice a day 26 days a month don't go deeper than necessary you got a nice payday out of it take your girlfriend to Super Nintendo World or some shit and take lots of pictures showing off.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Speaking of Chris Chan, he looks like a male version of Barb.
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GrandpasydePhil

Surprised he wore his glasses for the lego stream. Would've helped with his "I can't see!" complaints, stop him from squinting while playing games or driving, but it's Phil.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

We are eating fucking good. I'm enjoying this more than Sidescrollers at this point. Sidescrollers just outed him as a liar to the world at large, Lex is exposing him for being a fucking nut case through and through.

 

[neger psykolog]

We are eating fucking good

Usually you have to go to a restaurant to eat this good, you can't simply doordash a meal of this caliber.
Some might even try to go to a sushi restaurant to get this quality of meal, but you had best check ahead of time lest you turn up and it is the sushi chef's day off and you're forced to eat Burger King.

Truly this is the penultimate meal we are feasting with the kang on right now. It almost feels like a last supper.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Do we think Phil is actually faking tips?

faking tips is detrimental to his bottom line, but I do think those random anon tips he occasionally gets with a prestream message about da trollz are fake.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I wish he'd show the 7 pictures of 7 different fans eating Arby's after he inspired them. He keeps mentioning them.

They definitely exist.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Marry Strangely
Fuck Leanna
Feed Khet
Commit petty larceny around Diaper Girl

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I wish he'd show the 7 pictures of 7 different fans eating Arby's after he inspired them. He keeps mentioning it.

They definitely exist.

It’s probably Phil in different hats. I don’t think Slayer can eat Arby’s.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Last couple days feel like a fever dream.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Fuck, marry, afflict with gout, kill

The players:

• Lexy the Lesbian
• Khet
• Leanna
• Officer Sanders

I think the best route would be
Marry Lexy, since she's bi that will lead to
Fuck/3 way with Panda
then the 1000lb sisters can flip a coin over who can end their misery and who gets gout.