DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

Paging Derish, we need an expert opinion on something like this.

This bitch is not fat and I would have sex with her.

 

[neger psykolog]

The absolute contrast between her and Phil, regarding receiving money, is striking. From the clips I've seen, she seems genuinely happy and appreciative. Phil, on the other hand, simply plays the 'retard' animation with coins or resorts to the old 'generous tip from Iron Chef Retard' routine, and immediately transitions into asking for more to reach a goal of consuming fast food slop.

To be fair have you ever seen slot machines change their fundamental design "qualities"?
If retarded sound effects and flashing lights get people to put money in da box, why would you change a thing?

 

[BScCollateral]

No one before Phil has ever talked so much whilst saying so little

I'm sorry to hear you do not visit older relatives over the holidays.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

PAY ATTENTION TO REEE!

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its funny how he thinks getting banned from his shitty chat is some horrible punishment
newsflash faggot: literally nobody but maybe 3 literal retards likes you. everyone is there to clown on you

 

[Iron Father]

its funny how he thinks getting banned from his shitty chat is some horrible punishment
newsflash faggot: literally nobody but maybe 3 literal retards likes you. everyone is there to clown on you

He tells people to "just come back with a new name" anyway. Such a toothless, gay and performative power trip.

 

[Brother Wind]

Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

PSA to all you newfags: everyone here (worth interacting with) is fully aware that using your free time to discuss internet retards is in fact borderline retarded. At best. This is a peanut gallery of people reacting to the freaks.

Getting mad at the peanut gallery, just makes you an actual retard. And a faggot

 

[neger psykolog]

PSA to all you newfags: everyone here (worth interacting with) is fully aware that using your free time to discuss internet retards is in fact borderline retarded. At best. This is a peanut gallery of people reacting to the freaks.

Getting mad at the peanut gallery, just makes you an actual retard. And a faggot

I mean it's still objectively funny how much people did actually say "they should at least give their money to titty streamers" and then it actually happens and the combined autism of the peanut gallery makes said "titty streamer" issue a public clarification that they aren't actually a lesbian.

Pointing out that the thing people always said dents should do with their money finally actually happened isn't really getting mad and the events that follow make it hilarious.

10/10 autism. Would follow DSP for another 8 years straight.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

0/10 autism. Would follow DSP for another 8 years straight.

Piggy at 51, Mrs* Ed in her 40s and what pathetic retards are left giving him money are why i don't want him to vanish just yet. His health and appearance aren't going to get worse on a consistent scale it's going to be ramped up every year several fold.

 

[neger psykolog]

His health and appearance aren't going to get worse on a consistent scale it's going to be ramped up every year several fold.

I've seen people talk about his mental state a lot more over the past year or so compared to ever before. Plus everyone including DSP knows it is only 2-3 people who are shoveling totally unnatural amounts of money towards his livestreams. If that stops or he gets an account suspension he really is going to be fucked and very quickly with zero backup plan to speak of.

 

[Brother Wind]

I mean it's still objectively funny how much people did actually say "they should at least give their money to titty streamers" and then it actually happens and the combined autism of the peanut gallery makes said "titty streamer" issue a public clarification that they aren't actually a lesbian.

Pointing out that the thing people always said dents should do with their money finally actually happened isn't really getting mad and the events that follow make it hilarious.

10/10 autism. Would follow DSP for another 8 years straight.

What you are missing is we are all different people. Like its DSPs level of thinking. Locking on to what a few people say, and then getting mad that you didn't please literally a group of different people is actually a thing Phil does.

 

[Balr0g]

I've seen people talk about his mental state a lot more over the past year or so compared to ever before. Plus everyone including DSP knows it is only 2-3 people who are shoveling totally unnatural amounts of money towards his livestreams. If that stops or he gets an account suspension he really is going to be fucked and very quickly with zero backup plan to speak of.

DSP is a 220. that is all

Also, I watched a bit of RawPhil's restream of MvC2 and that one match where Phil gets wiped out by just the Magneto of his opponet had me rolling. Especially the "Stuck in an infinite loop" attack in the end. And Phil was mashing so hard he opened the game menu several times. Maybe he should have instead tried SF 6 casuals instead. Though he is probably hiding from Raw and his friends who like to stomp Phil for giggles

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I did see that but it was the least sexual thing I've ever seen. No gooner angles, no revealing clothing. It's kinda funny how anti-degen she was for the portions I watched her, she even kept trying to reel chat in away from anything sleazy.

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I'm sure someone got off to the squats, but it was so vanilla that it'd be a struggle.

Knees didn't even go parallel 3/10

 

[LilCalcium]

Sorry for how late this is, but I had to post my favorite bits from the first Kick squat girl stream, while ICS was dumping subs at her and she was oblivious to DSP, I was in the chat gaslighting her about the guy, these are a few of my favorites, I hope it brings a few of you guys joy, I was in stiches.

 

[DerelictOnion]

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That follow/laugh at the end was so perfectly timed.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I genuinely want to know what a rich person like ICS gets out of watching and donating to Phil. He said he sells start ups so he's obviously not socially inept. It's like if Logan Paul sat in Phils chat and whaled out. It's so bizarre

i promise you these retards are not rich, have never sold startups, and are probably in more debt than phil.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I genuinely want to know what a rich person like ICS gets out of watching and donating to Phil. He said he sells start ups so he's obviously not socially inept. It's like if Logan Paul sat in Phils chat and whaled out. It's so bizarre

Where do you get the idea that he's not socially inept?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Honestly, good for her as long as she doesn’t dip her toes into the vortex.

It would make more sense to do it to an actual true e-thot but Phil’s whales are beyond comprehension. So, that’s whatever.

I will hold off my call for ICS to put a bullet through his skull until he’s done whaling out of jealousy on this chick. Still, fucking weird people.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

He said he sells start ups so he's obviously not socially inept.

He also said he was giving money to Phail in order to gain access to Phail's Super Secret Nonexistent Discord so he could reveal it to the detractors. That's not especially socially adequate.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He also said he was giving money to Phail in order to gain access to Phail's Super Secret Nonexistent Discord so he could reveal it to the detractors. That's not especially socially adequate.

You mean the discord that's already been revealed(maybe even multiple times), and no one gave much of a shit because it was boring and just showed what most were speculating would be in it? Also didn't the last person to "reveal" the discord then get outted as a fur fag pedo who wears diapers and shunned away instead of welcomed as a hero?
There has to be more retarded ways to spend thousands of dollars but I'll be damned if I can't think of one now.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I genuinely want to know what a rich person like ICS gets out of watching and donating to Phil. He said he sells start ups so he's obviously not socially inept. It's like if Logan Paul sat in Phils chat and whaled out. It's so bizarre

Why would you believe anything anyone says in Phil's chat? Have you heard the little interview ICS gave on his channel? Dude isn't selling fucking startups! He sounds like a lonely, barely-an-adult, loser.