Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

I know it's been said a few times how we miss the old era of lolcows, but I'd also like to add, as a tangent to Dobbo, that I also miss the 2010's era of SJWs like Dobbo.

Nowadays they're harder to spot, and they're so entrenched in parts of the gaming and entertainment industry, like the parasites they are, that you can't really wrench them out and can't do anything but sit back and wait for them to eventually tank their own careers. Thanks to rightoid pundits, who used the term "SJW" way too fucking much that it lost its meaning, you can't also use that word without getting unwanted attention.

I miss when they were college-aged retards who screeched a lot, irl and online.
 
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Given his weird little he/it pronouns (same pronouns as Dylan Hefertapens) then I can confidently assume he has gone tranny, or at least "queer". He wont reveal his pics cause he knows he is not passing and has inflated to unfathomable sizes.
Show us pics of yourself Dobby (preferably nudez so we can laugh at you), dont a fat inflated coward and reveal to us what you really look like now, please disapoint me when I whole heartedly claimed you changed your life for the better by hitting the gym and getting a modest paying job cause I want my heart broken like so many times in my life by so many other people.
 
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I'm going to say that a big part of the reason why there aren't lolcows 'like in the good ole days' is because the Internet and lolcow culture have grown so much. Most people with threads here have acknowledged the concept in some capacity so they self police. Only bonafide degenerates produce enough to be considered true lolcows. The self-righteous/sociopath a-log question. All these boxes are open and consequences will never be the same.

My own passion project lolcow is like a mini-Dobson. Fat, balding neckbeard with the right side of history politics. Terminally online, so sexually repressed you can notice by just looking at him. Pick-me behaviour. Wants to be seen as a true artist but spends too much time seething about what others say of him. Nostalgia driven consoomer with unpopular takes on media he has gotten bodied for. Worships McDonald's and has a specific day of the week to eat fast food. Largely known as a punchline on his own corner of the Internet.
Unlike the Son of Dob really bitchmade for confrontation outside of his own fans and so self-aware his work is a metaphorical groundhog that could serve to cure insommia.

Dobson and MovieBob are of a rare breed and the fact they exist serves to keep the next generation from acting out.
 
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I'm going to say that a big part of the reason why there aren't lolcows 'like in the good ole days' is because the Internet and lolcow culture have grown so much.
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This. The internet was still a fairly new and untamed thing way back in the "Classic Chris" era which was long before the internet became more centralized and a lot more sanitized like it is these days since you can't even post rude or "offensive" things in the YT comments anymore without getting shadow banned.
 
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Gotta appeal to the wider demographic. Retarded parents don't want their children going on the internet and seeing naughty stuff, even though they shouldn't be letting their kids go online to begin with. The internet became just like television, after lazy parents thought it'd be a good idea to make it their kids' nanny.

Really, most censorship problems can be traced back to parents being too lazy to raise their kids, and too retarded to figure out how to monitor them online.
 
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My own passion project lolcow is like a mini-Dobson. Fat, balding neckbeard with the right side of history politics. Terminally online, so sexually repressed you can notice by just looking at him. Pick-me behaviour. Wants to be seen as a true artist but spends too much time seething about what others say of him. Nostalgia driven consoomer with unpopular takes on media he has gotten bodied for. Worships McDonald's and has a specific day of the week to eat fast food. Largely known as a punchline on his own corner of the Internet.
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Try Joshua Luna. He has an old, long-abandoned thread, but his comics are ripe for the picking. It's sad because him and his brother could never replicate the success of Girls and he's still fucking mad about it to this day.
 
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I forgot what flavor of fag flag that is (and frankly I don't care enough to look it up), but this is his avatar now:

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Beyond that, he's retweeting about dead celebrities and the usual MUH DRUMPF
 
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It is 100% on brand for the guy obsessed with lesbian anime babes lesbianing out (because they're lesbians, and that's what lesbians do, they lesbian, preferably of the "sexy lesbiany things wot men like to watch" variety) to become nonbinary.

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Frankly I expected a full bore trooning out "transbian" situation but with people knowing what he looks like I bet he did the calculus there and realized it would be a tough sell.

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(He/They)

Edit: That Dobson A-log (is that the right term?) on Tumblr retweeted this. Seems appropriate.

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Remember, he's now a pretty pretty he/them and you will respect his entering your lesbian spaces, bigot TERFs!
 
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Yeah I am firmly on team "I think this is fake, and I REALLY fucking hope this is fake."

Call me sentimental and a nigger but the notion Dobson of all people took the leap and utterly cut himself away from the internet, away from wokeshit at its zenith, away from all the fucking autism associated with him and forged some new life for himself (assuming he was not forcibly institutionalised or killed himself or abducted as a sex slave by the Los Zetas cartel) even if it was just stacking shelves at the local Walmart or manning a Toll Booth was something that gave me honest to god hope for cows to improve their lots in life and achieve an honest to god win over us mean ole trolls by permanently torching our source of feed and sneed.

It may sound counterintuitive but the possibility of a cow uncowing himself or herself by whatever means, be it genuinely improving themselves in our eyes or learning to roll with the insults in a way people find charming enough to build some actual affection or just straight up vanishing and wiping all trace of their profiles from the internet, is an axiom I have always considered to be vital for a cow to be amusing, and dobson disappearing himself was the rare exception to the rule.

As I say, I am pretty happy to bet this is fake, but if it aint I will just feel resigned disappointment in his latest existential failure
 
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