I doubt she was willing to drive literally just for that and probably filmed some shit along the way or there was some other trip involved. My point was more along the lines of if Fatty had actually planned a roadtrip to film a bunch of fat on the go videos, 3 hours of driving could make sense(I still wouldn't want a pile of meat sitting in the back of the car for 2 hours on the way home when I could have just bought it locally though and I doubt they had the sense to take a cooler). He has actually done planned trips stopping to stuff his face and filming every few miles, even dragging along some people from his church as well.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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abobe
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Thanks for reminding me about the Keto pastry chef that Jack invited over to stay with him and TamHam. It was so obvious Jack wanted his Keto cock.
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At one point during this recent JOTG jack remarks that a sauce he sees on the shelf was just a small company when he was selling his sauce and now he sees them everywhere.
He's seething about other peoples sauce being more successful than his.
Imagine seething at the sauce aisle in the grocery store
He's seething about other peoples sauce being more successful than his.
Imagine seething at the sauce aisle in the grocery store
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Why would anyone make such a thing?
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How does he make it look that vile? I have a sloppa grampa recipe that my actual grampa used to make and had picked up from his time in WW II when they had to improvise dishes out of mostly prepackaged crap. He'd take a bunch of pork chops and rub them with Lawry's Seasoned Salt, then bake them in a casserole dish. Half a can of Campbell's condensed mushroom soup would go below, and the other half would top them.
Then just bake at 350 until it's a pile of slop and the chops are falling apart. But the top of the mushroom soup is golden brown and it's even more concentrated, and the saltiest shit you ever had. That said, a wonderful easy comfort food.
(He also had a pressure cooker swiss steak that was delicious and I ripped off and converted for doing in a Dutch oven and that I'd actually feed other people because the pork chop thing is frankly kind of gross and pleb-tier. But delicious and all the salt you needed for a whole day.)
But then this shit, it should have been so easy. And the "wings" or whatever they are look raw, no brown to them at all, and on top of that, it looks like someone puked on it and then took a shit in it. Those shrooms look like blackened turds. The fuck?
There's plenty of stuff where you could take a bad picture of it, and it obviously looks like slop, but you can tell from looking at it that it's delicious slop, but these things from Jack make you want to vomit just looking at them.
Is sperm keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeto? Actually probably, just thinking about its composition. Jack can suck all the cocks he likes!
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I finally watched this and Rob's scrapple video (which has the potential to be his funniest one; if a particular gambit pays off).
Though most of us are desensitized to it, it still tickled me to see Jack continue to insist on cutting around pretending he's independently mobile (and four feet tall), even though every reflective surface in the video shows Tammy pushing his acoustic wheelchair around the shop while he pretends to understand what he's looking at (he's also cutting around Tammy loudly telling him what something is right before he presses "record" to say what his phone is pointed at before the fleeting, short-term memory leaves him to dissipate into additional flatulence).
I'm already feeling cheated out of not being able to see Jack's POV when he fills his diaper and dies while filming one of these pointless excursions he makes his mommywifenurse pay for, all so he can play UTOOB and pretend to be somebody on a diet of more than high calorie lies. Then again, we're probably already being deprived of Jack filming himself repeatedly asking "did somebody crap their pants?" wherever he's taken, fifteen seconds after shitting himself.
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Remember the context of this is Nick is presenting this sad, evil "cooking" stream as some kind of proof he's actually a solid family man (the grandchildren of his kids were visibly outside in this stream implying he did not have full custody).
And then there's Nick, dead eyed, shoving this vile Auschwitz-tier shit (he somehow turned "wagyu" into whatever the fuck that vomit is) in the face of a child, with a menacing expression.
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True, Jack seethed about his church chili but never forced it on anyone. If you don't like his raw chiggun that's your loss.
Almost like a good cop/bad cop situation. I'd definitely confess to Jack and his tampon chicken vs. that...I still don't know what it's supposed to be. Shit on a shingle with dysentery, maybe.
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I really wish one of Tammy’s coworkers kept a blog where they post about all the nasty shit their least favorite colleague brings in to feed them. Pretending to be that coworker would be a fun premise for a writing experiment.
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I'm pretty sure even Hammy just throws Jagoff's garbage in the trash and tells Jagoff they totally loved it.
If she even really has a job (and it is hard to imagine how this weird family manages to maintain a home without at least one earner), it does not involve poisoning her co-workers.
A full scale Detweilers is like Disneyland compared to your average grocery store, but the prices aren't great, aside from produce. They have a fuck ton of cheap produce.
I feel like if Jack walked into a regular Detweilers he'd squeal like he just found Wonka land.
It would have been funny if someone forced jack to travel Amish, but it would be cruel to the horses. Good of jack to tell us Amish chicken isn't pissed on.
Apparently, the Jack Chariot doesn't corner well. Fetch Tammy, Fetch!
I feel like if Jack walked into a regular Detweilers he'd squeal like he just found Wonka land.
It would have been funny if someone forced jack to travel Amish, but it would be cruel to the horses. Good of jack to tell us Amish chicken isn't pissed on.
Apparently, the Jack Chariot doesn't corner well. Fetch Tammy, Fetch!
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I’m not nuts about the “gender reveal” phenomenon (to each their own), but this is absolutely the most ratchet-ass ghetto gender reveal I think I’ve ever seen. We need a new word to describe how UNFATHOMABLY BLACK dying them Air Force pink o blu fo a gender reveal be, sheeeeeeit. *chirp* Larcenia Jefferson Quintervious Traynor-Scalfani will soon be upon us, my friends, so keep all of your belongings out of your car and leave the windows rolled down. Jack and his entire family will forever be physically and spiritually BROWN.
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Only jack can make a dish that's overcooked and undercooked at the same time. His gravy 100% tastes like raw flour that he just dumps it in. Wrong temperature on the sauce, wrong temperature on the oven (he opens it and let the heat go all out)
How is this a real gender reveal, exactly? Gender reveals are usually set up so the parents and other participants don't know--so, like the cake was baked w/ a blue or pink center, and the paperwork was handed to the baker, so it could be a surprise to everyone, from what I've seen online. So, Jack's going to, what? Come over w/ a pair of shoes that he dyed pink or blue and say 'surprise' to his family...?
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I can't help but notice the sole is dyed on the pink one but not the blue one. At least be consistent!
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Lol. Poor Carolyn got caught up in an investment scam.
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I have nothing insightful to say, I just wanted to mention that I just pushed the replay button to hear Jack say "sneed" a couple hundred times.
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