Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Rache Bartmoss]

The nails, man, the nailsView attachment 7033370

They have utility purposes, apparently

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

They have utility purposes, apparently
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My God, they used to look even worse

I feel like she's gonna stab me

 

[WelperHelper99]

Don’t you remember? She has great navigational skills. She’s above Google maps, because she’s better than those apps.

True. She can infact find her way out of a paper bag (maybe lol)

Zoey is not a child, but she is also still a teenager.

She should be dating in her age group. Thirsting by guys in their thirties is fucking weird and nasty.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

My God, they used to look even worse
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I feel like she's gonna stab me

The Everglades Tigress uses these claws to incapacitate their prey (smoothies and packages, apparently)

 

[Joe Swanson]

Anyone thirsting over her raise your standards. Cleaned up she'd maybe be a 6/10 at best, there are much better looking speds

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

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Edit: FACEDOX
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Zoey you look fucking insane.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Zoey you look fucking insane.

Well, people with a thread on here spanning 300+ pages aren't exacttly normal-looking

 

[Racist Parrot]

This thread needs to chill out while I'm at work. Fucking like seven pages to catch up on.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Found another pic of her:

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Zoe is a bug that eats dust.

 

[CallmeCicada]

This thread needs to chill out while I'm at work. Fucking like seven pages to catch up on.

Don't fucking talk to me. Look at @Lunar Eclipse Paradox 's thread. He got 65 pages in 24 hours.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Well, people with a thread on here spanning 300+ pages aren't exacttly normal-looking

Her thread is about to be longer than Talbott’s, who is the only reason we even noticed her, and it’s only been out of PG for 6 months.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Her thread is about to be longer than Talbott’s, who is the only reason we even noticed her, and it’s only been out of PG for 6 months.

Did you hear that Alex @Lunar Eclipse Paradox? You have 5 months and 30 days left to get 230 more pages and prove that you are a bigger Tough Guy than Zoe-zo

 

[CallmeCicada]

Her thread is about to be longer than Talbott’s

Talbott and Colton have been eclipsed by Zoey, simultaneously while she is also improving. I don't know if it just means Zoey is doing that well or those two suck that bad that they get mogged by a 19 y/o. I will say it is the former, as much fun as it was to jump in a thread and slap fight with her I would rather she ascend her Cow status and become a healed person. I dislike seeing someone so young ruin their lives, so I will always give them a kind word I hope it raises them up one day. End rant.

Listen to Polish Cow-chan! Don't fuck up your life!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I hope she didn't go wearing high heels again

 

[Xev]

When will those of you, who still have hope for this cow, recant?

 

[Double Taps]

They have utility purposes, apparently

Is one of those purposes looking like having a fucking fungal infection? At least hide the yellow hue with paint or something.

 

[Shoresy]

Works for me as the clay material for future Americuh Painter.
(ie only friendly and mentor-like interactions, 11 years gap is a bit too much)

You type like Chris Chan.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You type like Chris Chan.

He's a russian artfag ESL, so he's now Chris Slav

 

[Shoresy]

He's a russian artfag ESL, so he's now Chris Slav

I wonder how long before he has his own thread here...

 

[ICanLurkNoMore]

"I thought I looked cute today"

and you were wrong.