DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm in the camp of ICS will be back in Phil's chat in a couple of days. The cynic in me wants to think the whole thing was him throwing a temper tantrum because he wasn't getting enough attention or something, so he tried to do the jaded ex thing of "look how happy I am without you" but because he has nothing else going on in his life, instead of posting pictures of him doing stuff on Instagram or whatever, he had to resort to the only thing he knows, throwing money at someone. It's like when he pretended to break up with Phil and become an anti-phil streamer or whatever, only to crawl back a few days later and basically admit it was a lovers quarrel.

I hope I'm wrong and ICS has legitimately found a new streaming addiction to throw his money into, and I'll gladly take the L if that's the case. In a twisted way, they're both getting what they want. ICS will have to beg Phil to get unbanned, which Phil enjoys, and ICS is getting loads of attention, which he adores.

As for the fake tips stuff...hard to say. I think I've gone back and forth in Phil's more manic phases, but I don't think he's faked anything recently. One of the issue is there's arguably fake tips happening in the sense that someone is emulating fake people when they tip, so the donation messages read incredibly false because they're saying things nobody would ever say. But...the actual tip is real, the account it's coming from/attached message just come off as completely fake.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I eagerly await the $0 stream, it's only getting closer and closer and the salt will be legendary. That's the sort of situation where he would fake tips, he can't let the tractors win. It'd be ridiculously obvious though since he'd be having a meltdown the entire stream beforehand.

now that WE are counting everything, not just tips, for OUR rewards, the $0 stream is almost impossible. there will always be some faggot with a cheap superchat or subs. he had a $0 gameplay stream when playing the mario rpg remake, propped up entirely by a single 1MM podcast tip and that's probably the closest we'll get to it. there were also a couple $5 streams with the biographical yakuza game. if he goes back to only counting tips then maybe it can happen but like you said he'd probably fake one at that point.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I'm in the camp of ICS will be back in Phil's chat in a couple of days. The cynic in me wants to think the whole thing was him throwing a temper tantrum because he wasn't getting enough attention or something, so he tried to do the jaded ex thing of "look how happy I am without you" but because he has nothing else going on in his life, instead of posting pictures of him doing stuff on Instagram or whatever, he had to resort to the only thing he knows, throwing money at someone. It's like when he pretended to break up with Phil and become an anti-phil streamer or whatever, only to crawl back a few days later and basically admit it was a lovers quarrel.

I hope I'm wrong and ICS has legitimately found a new streaming addiction to throw his money into, and I'll gladly take the L if that's the case. In a twisted way, they're both getting what they want. ICS will have to beg Phil to get unbanned, which Phil enjoys, and ICS is getting loads of attention, which he adores.

As for the fake tips stuff...hard to say. I think I've gone back and forth in Phil's more manic phases, but I don't think he's faked anything recently. One of the issue is there's arguably fake tips happening in the sense that someone is emulating fake people when they tip, so the donation messages read incredibly false because they're saying things nobody would ever say. But...the actual tip is real, the account it's coming from/attached message just come off as completely fake.

I'm on ALT's stream and he pointed out that Phil's "you don't know what others are going through, do unto others what others do unto you" copement was not even three days ago. It's almost impressive how Phil can flip-flop this hard this quickly without mentally imploding.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm on ALT's stream and he pointed out that Phil's "you don't know what others are going through, do unto others what others do unto you" copement was not even three days ago. It's almost impressive how Phil can flip-flop this hard this quickly without mentally imploding.

He flip flops within a few seconds all the time.

 

[Burl McMillan]

The cynic in me wants to think the whole thing was him throwing a temper tantrum because he wasn't getting enough attention or something, so he tried to do the jaded ex thing of "look how happy I am without you"

This is 100% what that dented cuck is doing. Somehow a lot of prolonged interaction Phil has with other men turn very gay very fast, see Phil calling LTG "sexy", saying that NOTORIOUS CP LIVESTREAMER ANDY WARSKI is his "gaming soulmate" and wanting to see him topless, prancing like a little girl and modeling in front of Triple P (I call him Triple P), and acting like a jilted lover during the clapback against Sidescrollers trying to brag to Craig about his new boyfriends the Kinocucks... Not really surprising his paypigs also act the same way.

At the very least this new arc from the writers are somewhat balancing out the male homosexuality with female homosexuality.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Third camera angle for Street Fighter (maybe) and "special events", get ready




Thank god he's wearing socks

 

[Comma]

Excellent! Even more angles from where he can make a complete ass out of himself like the past couple of days. Well... past couple of decades, but you get my point.

EDIT: lmao, the 3rd camera keeps freezing. This man truly can't do ANYTHING right.

EDIT2: and now his stream went down due to his internet going down.

His streams are literally one long string of different tech issues nowadays.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Fake foot in full view with the 3rd camera.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Why don't he just get 6 more cameras and have his own Brady Bunch intro?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Not a regard btw

 

[Comma]

Fake foot in full view with the 3rd camera.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I think this is the new content phil has been striving for whether he fully realizes it or not. Generally takes zero effort on his part as usual he just relies on the dents and detractors to pool from an infinite selection of small random streamers who are blissfully unaware of his pathetic existence, get sucked into the vortex short-term while everyone laughs at their reactions to phil, phil gets to ree-ack to reaction (ree-ackception) that's been doordashed straight to him and it lets him generate more khantent and avoid playing games.

It's not going to create totally viryul memes for him or significantly increase his cash flow long-term but it'll allow him to further delude himself into believing the world has become more interested in him (it hasn't) and that his frivolous spending to "upgrade" the streams is paying off. Three months and four internet sluts later he'll have a pentagram formation of cameras around him and then we're all fucked.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Why does someone this ugly need that many cameras pointed at him. How many angles of a guy who looks like a melted candle fucked a blobfish do we need.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Why does someone this ugly need that many cameras pointed at him. How many angles of a guy who looks like a melted candle fucked a blobfish do we need.

This motherfucker thinks he is super important

 

[neger psykolog]

Why does someone this ugly need that many cameras pointed at him. How many angles of a guy who looks like a melted candle fucked a blobfish do we need.

I'm going to tip DSP $1000 tomorrow and ask him to add another camera angle

 

[FamicomGorby]

Why does someone this ugly need that many cameras pointed at him. How many angles of a guy who looks like a melted candle fucked a blobfish do we need.

He really should just get one of those 360 cameras, then he could get as many angles as possible and market his streams as VR experiences

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

In hindsight, it's very funny. Just this week Phil was gloating and kicking Rich while he's in the ground and smugly trying to poach Rich's fans and detractors, and by the end of the week he lost his biggest whale to some random lesbian who just found about him.

It's gotta hurt, because no matter where Phil goes, no one follows. He didn't get any fans from Sidescrollers, he didn't get any new fans from A DECADE OF FAILURE, he didn't get new fans from Joon or Truthseekers, and even though he got a few from Kino Casino, those have already left and/or realized that Phil isn't le meme gacha guy and now just dislike him just as much as the rest of the world.

Even though Phil is too retarded to understand any kind of concept on an abstract level, he still feels the same emotions, but being a manchild at age 42 he doesn't know what to do with them, so just like a baby who gets overwhelmed by getting burned, he just cries. He doesn't think of how he should handle it, all he feels is the raw emotion from being ridiculed but doesn't seem capable of even wondering why.

I think that Lex is a perfect reminder to Phil of how he's never going to get the respect he feels entitled to. Some random girl found out about him and immediately saw him as a joke. I was watching both streams at the same time and they couldn't be any more different. This Lex girl reads a silly question and plays it off, switch to Phil and he's whining about he doesn't care, then scans chat for tips, sees a question and just immediately has to be a fucking dickhead and say how the question makes no sense. Lex was having fun, Phil was fuming and being a miserable, petty, crybaby internet tough guy.

It goes back to the VR Chat girl incident. Phil doesn't get that the simple fact of engaging with a little girl is by itself retarded. A girl calls you a poopy head, well too bad, you got burned, you don't just turn around and then mumble for yourself how you'd slap her. This isn't very different, this is a girl who could be Phil's daughter and he's acting like a woman, throwing passive-aggressive remarks before finally calling her a slut. There just isn't a way for Phil to win this because in the end you're fighting against a girl half your age.

So much for the resurgence, Phil.

 

[arrivefriday]

Fuck, marry, afflict with gout, kill

The players:

• Lexy the Lesbian
• Khet
• Leanna
• Officer Sanders

Fuck Khet, Marry Sanders and finally kill myself

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

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absolutely diabolical hunch

 

[UsedUp]

Everyone that isn't dsp knew exactly the type of game Lost Records was going to be.

A 42 year old man whining about a teen girl lesbian/s, friendships, walking sim was never going to cater to you, Phil.