Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Literally nobody is alogging him. We are all laughing at him.

I don't think you understand what an "alog" is.
Doesn't matter what you call it. I've seen the lolcow type before and helped research one of them. I'm offering some advice for people getting too involved. This cow's goal is to get maximum attention from the farms and there will be off site interactions with kiwis feeding him too.
 
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Doesn't matter what you call it. I've seen the lolcow type before and helped research one of them. I'm offering some advice for people getting too involved. This cow's goal is to get maximum attention from the farms and there will be off site interactions with kiwis feeding him too.
Yes. Welcome to a lolcow thread. It happens. We can't stop other people from being retarded, we can only discourage it. We can, however, document others being retarded in relation to the retard we're all laughing at and laugh at those retards as well.
 
Yes. Welcome to a lolcow thread. It happens. We can't stop other people from being retarded, we can only discourage it. We can, however, document others being retarded in relation to the retard we're all laughing at and laugh at those retards as well.
You can't control others, but when the thread is focused on getting the lolcow to pay attention to you and mention you by name it's getting into a-logging territory.
 
Doesn't matter what you call it. I've seen the lolcow type before and helped research one of them. I'm offering some advice for people getting too involved. This cow's goal is to get maximum attention from the farms and there will be off site interactions with kiwis feeding him too.
I'll say this right now, because similar stuff happened with Dansburst/Herbert.

Don't take everything Alex says 100% seriously, he most likely is playing up a persona in most of these videos. If it's real or not, it doesn't matter he's still a faggot and we can laugh at him for it. This is a comedy/gossip website after all, the point is to laugh. What to draw the line on when he isn't serious and is, is extremely hard to tell, so it's good to have a little thought in your head of "Why would he do this?", and if the answer is attention from us specifically, then it's more likely that he's playing it up. Again, it doesn't matter too much, as long as you're having a good time, and not getting upset over what he's saying.

Do not interact with him off site, or with anyone he talks to off site. That is cow tipping, and it makes you look like a fucking retard. More likely then not, it'll make you the target of our laughter. He will make an alt and come here to his thread eventually, just wait for him to do the retarded shit himself, don't try to force him to do it off site.
 
You can't control others, but when the thread is focused on getting the lolcow to pay attention to you and mention you by name it's getting into a-logging territory.
If you paid even a lick of attention since @Lunar Eclipse Paradox was initially phonebooked, the lolcow is already paying a terminal amount of attention to the Farms and his thread, even while banned. Getting him to add you to the meme kill list is not alogging. Please look up these terms before you continue using them.
 
But you're jobless, you retarded gorilla nigger. You lived under a life of being constantly picked up when you're a kid because you're retarded and autistic. You're a failure to your Kike Canuck mutt genes, and so are your nights of shitting yourself and weep yourself to sleep. You live in delusions of grandeur very strongly that, your thoughts are altered to make you think you're the messiah, but you have the tiniest end of the stick of your ego and complexity.
 
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