Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
Yes Alex, give into your hate and expose their totally real fetishes as only you can!
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He's going to compile all his evidence into another .docx hosted on a skeevy russian site, watch out

PaperRoads said:
If I do come back on KiwiFarms sometime after March 31, you must do the following.

  • Make my experience the way it was before I got exposed by Dick Brain.
  • Delete that thread on me.
  • Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.
  • Respect my pronouns
  • Stop hating trans people
  • Ban the maga cult
  • Give me moderator privileges.
  • 10% of Josh's earnings must come to me.
  • Read Noushintou Hoshi's Mangas at least once.
  • Agree to fight for Ukraine.
  • Apologize to me for going against me and Bullying me.
Failure to do so will result in Kiwifarms shutting down and it's userbased exposed and cancelled.
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Sorry Alex, best I can do is call you a turbo-nigger.
 
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PaperRoads said:
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If I do come back on KiwiFarms sometime after March 31, you must do the following.

  • Make my experience the way it was before I got exposed by Dick Brain.
  • Delete that thread on me.
  • Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.
  • Respect my pronouns
  • Stop hating trans people
  • Ban the maga cult
  • Give me moderator privileges.
  • 10% of Josh's earnings must come to me.
  • Read Noushintou Hoshi's Mangas at least once.
  • Agree to fight for Ukraine.
  • Apologize to me for going against me and Bullying me.
Failure to do so will result in Kiwifarms shutting down and it's userbased exposed and cancelled.

What a baby
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I am immediately reminded of Chris telling Mary Lee Walsh he would consider knocking her up on his Scale of Respect by a notch or two if she agreed to let him keep publishing his newsletter and not punish him for putting up attraction signs all over PVCC.
 
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Core Theorist said:
How does he actually want to enforce any of these? I really doubt that the worst fetishes he's gonna "expose" are like the things he's into. What else does he got? Crying to beaners?
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He's got connections with Zelinsky to make you join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion, apparently.
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
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Why is he upset with @We Are The Witches ?
 
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PaperRoads said:
Alex, if you wanted a normal Kiwifarms experience, you shouldn't have had such bad OPSEC and fetishes
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More like "Don't act like a moron on the internet, especially on the Farms itself". Nobody would've given a shit if they hadn't started sperging out.
 
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PaperRoads said:
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If I do come back on KiwiFarms sometime after March 31, you must do the following.

  • Make my experience the way it was before I got exposed by Dick Brain.
  • Delete that thread on me.
  • Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.
  • Respect my pronouns
  • Stop hating trans people
  • Ban the maga cult
  • Give me moderator privileges.
  • 10% of Josh's earnings must come to me.
  • Read Noushintou Hoshi's Mangas at least once.
  • Agree to fight for Ukraine.
  • Apologize to me for going against me and Bullying me.
Failure to do so will result in Kiwifarms shutting down and it's userbased exposed and cancelled.
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Let's go point by point and point out why this can't happen Alex. Surely you'll understand afterwards!
  • Make my experience the way it was before I got exposed by Dick Brain.
    re:Nigga, I may be a newfag but you exposed yourself. You have no one but yourself to blame
  • Delete that thread on me.
  • re:Hahahahaha no
  • Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.
  • re:I would but when you come in trying to ip log us and being an autistic faggot. It's hard not to.
  • Respect my pronouns
  • re:No one on KF will do that, let alone in real life.
  • Stop hating trans people
  • re:I hate on everyone but trans people seem to be easy and fun targets :(
  • Ban the maga cult
  • re:Ironically enough, there's actually a lot more liberals on KF than you might think. Though you're a mega-fag liberal since anyone and everyone with an opposing viewpoint is a nazi, alt-right, yada-yada you get the jist.
  • Give me moderator privileges.
  • re:Even if you got moderator. It'd quickly get taken away, people like you abuse non-power like it's the only important thing in your life.
  • 10% of Josh's earnings must come to me.
  • re:Nah, more like you need to pay 10% of your earnings for being such a shit flinging ape.
  • Read Noushintou Hoshi's Mangas at least once.
  • re:No, I hate anime and manga. Next request.
  • Agree to fight for Ukraine.
  • re:Brave words from someone who's wasted his entire adulthood gooning to lolis, making shitty art, and just generally being a whiny fat bitch.
  • Apologize to me for going against me and Bullying me.
    re: You sound like Andrew Ditch, crying about people bullying and harassing you. Infact your voice is almost as high pitched as his. Let that sink in.
Anyway. I hope this was very clear to you Alex! Remember, you're a stupid nigger.
 
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