Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 206 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,417
Alex used to advertise his channel on IGN.

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i...ent-evil-4-would-you-like-to-watch.207950326/ (http://archive.is/MZUHk)
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i...-i-play-it-would-you-like-to-watch.199311043/ (For some reason, this isn't archiving)
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i...ame-mystical-ninja-starring-goemon.199331852/ (http://archive.is/yw8lf)
http://www.ign.com/boards/members/eva_x_vidya.3923876/ (http://archive.is/rxekK)
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-have-a-site-where-you-can-watch-me-play-games-join-me.189712787/ (http://archive.is/WnRNz)
The sophisticated forum goers of IGN responded with: "Only if I get to jerk off while watching.", "are you going to be naked?", "This threads making me wanna jerk offfff!"

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/live-stream-of-dead-space-two.199482439/ (Also not archiving)
"get this, This guy was known as the biggest pirate on 4chan, you can also google about him. The moms and pops store is a cover up. Look at the previous videos of him streaming video games and notice its a pirated xbox 360. He uses a Player default name and also never plays his game online. This stream is also reported and being followed on the ESA and EA piracy report. If you get a chance send in the report. All they need to do now is get a warrant for a search. I don't care about the stream but noone is stupid enough to fall for "Hey I get games as soon as they hit store" bullcrap, because if you are smart, the moment it hits torrents or pirated websites he automatically streams the game the same day or the day after. Buy your games and stop lieing."

Related: http://forums.eu.square-enix.com/showthread.php?t=111948&s=18fe354b3f16156f37e08025fb224f37 (http://archive.is/DrIkm)
"I did not pirate this game. I purchased this game from a nearby "mom and pop" video game store which received an early shipment of the game and did not have any qualms with breaking the street date of the title." - Eva

Old channels of his:

https://www.twitch.tv/evaxvidya (http://archive.is/k60ZR)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eva-x-vidya (http://archive.is/HjDiM)
http://www.hitbox.tv/evaxvidya (http://archive.is/Fejho)

Edit: Found some people talking about him on GameFAQs from years ago:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/943500-just-cause-2/53971520 (http://archive.is/QSyvh)
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/943500-just-cause-2/53971520?page=1 (http://archive.is/w3Zh6)

"Wow.... and I thought I was bad at this game. Man he really does suck."
"Hmm... guys got a serious chip on his shoulder and will not stop talking over the stream in his whiny high pitched voice"
 
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I don't know if this was his twitter or not, but upon searching evaxvidya, I found a hashtag of it on twitter and among the last few tweets, this account was listed. (It has the shares a similar whiny tone with his gaiaonline account.)
Edit: Got it wrong. sorry about that ^^"
 
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Similar, A group of Miso-guys wanting a innocent waifu to bang and not talk back.
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Ride said:
Alex used to advertise his channel on IGN.

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i...ent-evil-4-would-you-like-to-watch.207950326/ (http://archive.is/MZUHk)
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i...-i-play-it-would-you-like-to-watch.199311043/ (For some reason, this isn't archiving)
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i...ame-mystical-ninja-starring-goemon.199331852/ (http://archive.is/yw8lf)
http://www.ign.com/boards/members/eva_x_vidya.3923876/ (http://archive.is/rxekK)
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-have-a-site-where-you-can-watch-me-play-games-join-me.189712787/ (http://archive.is/WnRNz)
The sophisticated forum goers of IGN responded with: "Only if I get to jerk off while watching.", "are you going to be naked?", "This threads making me wanna jerk offfff!"

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/live-stream-of-dead-space-two.199482439/ (Also not archiving)
"get this, This guy was known as the biggest pirate on 4chan, you can also google about him. The moms and pops store is a cover up. Look at the previous videos of him streaming video games and notice its a pirated xbox 360. He uses a Player default name and also never plays his game online. This stream is also reported and being followed on the ESA and EA piracy report. If you get a chance send in the report. All they need to do now is get a warrant for a search. I don't care about the stream but noone is stupid enough to fall for "Hey I get games as soon as they hit store" bullcrap, because if you are smart, the moment it hits torrents or pirated websites he automatically streams the game the same day or the day after. Buy your games and stop lieing."

Related: http://forums.eu.square-enix.com/showthread.php?t=111948&s=18fe354b3f16156f37e08025fb224f37 (http://archive.is/DrIkm)
"I did not pirate this game. I purchased this game from a nearby "mom and pop" video game store which received an early shipment of the game and did not have any qualms with breaking the street date of the title." - Eva

Old channels of his:

https://www.twitch.tv/evaxvidya (http://archive.is/k60ZR)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eva-x-vidya (http://archive.is/HjDiM)
http://www.hitbox.tv/evaxvidya (http://archive.is/Fejho)
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Huh, so it's true then. You know, lots of people pirated games but it take a special kind of person to use it in a livestream.

Here's the Tvtropes entry on him.
 
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Here's a keeper ladies.

Eva's OkCupid: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlexanderCupid (http://archive.is/EdLhE)

"I don't like to leave my house. I usually stay inside of my house for months at a time."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taboo subjects. Thought experiments. Uncomfortable truths. How different things would be if I was running the world."

"On a typical Friday night I am
Working on an indie game or playing a video game."

"You should message me if
You got this far and didn't vomit with disgust."
 
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Here's a keeper ladies.

Eva's OkCupid: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlexanderCupid (http://archive.is/EdLhE)

"I don't like to leave my house. I usually stay inside of my house for months at a time."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taboo subjects. Thought experiments. Uncomfortable truths. How different things would be if I was running the world."

"On a typical Friday night I am
Working on an indie game or playing a video game."

"You should message me if
You got this far and didn't vomit with disgust."
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Oh my God

Somehow, despite all the jokes about him being a shut-in loser, hearing it here is still fucking amazing.
 
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Here's a keeper ladies.

Eva's OkCupid: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlexanderCupid (http://archive.is/EdLhE)

"I don't like to leave my house. I usually stay inside of my house for months at a time."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taboo subjects. Thought experiments. Uncomfortable truths. How different things would be if I was running the world."

"On a typical Friday night I am
Working on an indie game or playing a video game."

"You should message me if
You got this far and didn't vomit with disgust."
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Hmm, I see a few problems here. Allow me to make some corrections:

"I don't like to leave my parents' house. I usually stay in the basement for months at a time, while mooching off their money."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about big, busty boobies. Schoolgirls' panties. Rape fanfiction. How many women I would have molested if I was running the world."

"On a typical Friday night I am insulting people on Twitter, making YouTube videos to whine and garner sympathy, begging people for money, taking credit for other people's work, swearing on my Twitch stream and preening in the love of thousands of adoring, brainwashed children, all while pretending to work on a shitty video game that I'd rather ignore completely."

"If you got this far and didn't vomit with disgust, you must be severely mentally challenged and in need of immediate help."
 
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If anyone's curious as to what username he uses now on GameFAQs, it's l_Zelkova_l.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/community/l_Zelkova_l (http://archive.is/ULRE7)

"The Street Fighter girls are looking hot in their new costumes ^_^"
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/56395177 (http://archive.is/gTyQq)

"Two questions: Can you put your character into underwear, and what are Costumes?"
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/978283-tera/62743133 (http://archive.is/l6RTT)

Please watch me play Resident Evil 4; it's my anniversary.
http://www.lurkerfaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/61652711/ (http://archive.is/dsQJZ)

"The female characters get more powerful when they take off their clothing. The objective is to remove as much clothing as possible, to do maximum damage.

This game is the best game ever."
http://www.lurkerfaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/58990206/ (http://archive.is/4OPz5)

"I've got a big problem with Elizabeth from BioShock Infinite. Her cleavage is out of control. BioShock was never a series about hot sexy busty buxom women with jiggling breasts showing off their cleavage. I feel like Irrational Games is going to ruin the series by focusing on sex appeal instead of story and gameplay."
http://www.lurkerfaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/59399589/ (http://archive.is/918Dy)

"No girls ever message me or respond to my messages. What am I doing wrong? How can I get a girl to like me? :("
http://www.lurkerfaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/61988256/ (http://archive.is/3tru2) (This thread was where I found his OkCupid; he made it in early 2012 and had logged in as recently as November 2015)

Unsurprisingly, he's a fan of Dead or Alive Xtreme 3.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/180131-dead-or-alive-xtreme-3-fortune/74902660 (http://archive.is/05opi)

Relevant to his situation:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/714064-the-sims-4/70093933 (http://archive.is/hLYAo)

http://www.lurkerfaqs.com/users/l_Zelkova_l/posts (http://archive.is/sbaL5)

Edit: Fixed spelling and updated some info.
 
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How the hell he expect dates to go if he wont even be assed TO GO OUTSIDE? and he'd likely make her pay for everything cause he rather his patreon, youtube & twitch shekels go towards onaholes, dakimakuras, anime sex dolls (with big busty boobies) and big busty boobies (same as the onahole but...just boobs) and vidya as its more important.
 
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How the hell he expect dates to go if he wont even be assed TO GO OUTSIDE? and he'd likely make her pay for everything cause he rather his patreon, youtube & twitch shekels go towards onaholes, dakimakuras, anime sex dolls (with big busty boobies) and big busty boobies (same as the onahole but...just boobs) and vidya as its more important.
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"Hey ladies! Cook my food and sex me up while I proceed to not shower for a few days."
 
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