Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

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It's missing a baldspot.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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Looks like the average male Redditor, but with clean hair.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

He's also mad because I banged his mom, and she chose me over Alex.

Turns out he’s got a mug that not even his mother could love

 

[NaggotFigger]

And just a reminder of LEP that he can't do to out-talent two drawfags.

I do this Suhail redesign on one layer only. And with rendering, background effects and assets.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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"The MAGA revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the canuck race"

 

[GeekUSA]

"The MAGA revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the canuck race"

They call him the "Uni-malder"

 

[PaperRoads]

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It's the wrong way dumbass.

 

[GeekUSA]

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It's the wrong way dumbass.

Same energy

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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It's the wrong way dumbass.

It looks more like a sped kid's drawing of a scuffed McDonald's logo with a crayon he later shoved up his ass than the Kiwi Farms logo.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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It's the wrong way dumbass.

Do it the right way, you gorilla nigger. Old, but I don't care about my shit. Need to show you the right fucking way brah. I don't do this shit unless people asked to.

Spoiler: kiwi-tan

 

[Looney Troons]

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[Jason Wynn]

You won’t listen, Alex, but for gods sake shave that pedo ‘stache off. You look like if the Green River Killer was even more retarded

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

 

[The Noticer]

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It's the wrong way dumbass.

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox here, I made a better one for you

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox here, I made a better one for you
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It is actually unironically better. Please use this instead Alex. Show the farms you’re reasonable and willing to negotiate

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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"kiwifarms is a cyberstalking and cyberbullying website in need of putting to rest"

What a clunky sentence. Maybe focus on English before you try to learn 50 other languages Alex.

 

[GeekUSA]

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This guy's never skated a day in life, the fuck he calling himself "BetterSkatez"?

 

[Manuel Noriega]

"kiwifarms is a cyberstalking and cyberbullying website in need of putting to rest"

What a clunky sentence. Maybe focus on English before you try to learn 50 other languages Alex.

The fact that this ignorant retard thought himself some multilingual genius is what particularly gets to me - he'd be no different from those clickbait youtubers that say one pre-planned thing to native speakers and then gets their shocked reactions as """proof""" of them being allegedly good in it.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Here's quick af from this thread only (not the username shame thread)









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Hope this helps

Maybe not all OC's specifically though. Just some art associated with him

So I didn't intend for Su Fail to turn out as cute and fun as it did, but here you go, they're a pirate captain.

And princess turned into windvain