Fanfiction Horrors

As a genre, romance is often considered easy, juvenile and simple to properly execute, which is why I think so many amateur writers go for it. But like all writing, you'll always be able to tell when a stark lack of experience colors the piece - and since many of these little girls have no real life experience with yearning, sexual chemistry and actually getting into relationships, they write accordingly as Paper Machete pointed out.

Further, because they all play games of telephone with each other that induces a memetic effect to their writing, they all write romance with similar plot beats and progression even when it doesn't make sense. Even the terminology and the way romantic interactions are framed will be repetitive (just think of the italicized Oh, and what it means): they will write every pairing the same way regardless of canonical dynamic because they aren't recognizing that every pairing, logically, would be different in every way.

It just makes these romances unconvincing which - in my opinion, of course - will always make the dirtier parts of these stories fall flat. If you can't even be compelled to sell me on the romance, why would I give a rock solid fuck about how you wrote the rest of it? The laziness and lack of passion is just astounding; the only reason anybody reads half of these fics is because they're too uncreative to just fantasize about these characters in their own heads, which is somehow even more lazy and lacking in passion. Amazing! And they wonder why nobody considers their craft to be a serious art form.
 
The third chapter of that Knight AU has been posted. The final chapter will be posted on Monday. What will our dick-shaped lovers do? Read on, dear traveler. This isn't your great-great-great-great-great grandmother's Bohemia.
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Does he even HAVE hunting equipment? I seem to recall Viktor's mother sending them off with no belongings, food, or equipment, 'to make the journey lighter', even when it seems to be a long fucking journey.
> He did not regret it - if anything, he longed to relive it
Of course. He has a dick, and Seraphine does not. Jayce scratches that need to fuck a hot knight, and he has a huge dick to boot. What's not to like?
> The wrong pair of eyes linger too long and questions arise
Yes, like how did their 'virgin' prince get such intimate bruises, and why does their prince have a vagina?
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Sky doesn't have 'chestnut brown hair', hers is much darker. I legit thought the dumb bitch race swapped her.
> Freshly slain hare dangling from his fist
What, you didn't build a trap? I don't even think they had trapping equipment to begin with.
And why does Sky flee at the sight of Jayce? The answer is as cliched as you expect.
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> Stirred something in Viktor - admiration, longing, and the cruel ache of knowing their time together was slipping through his fingers
You met and fucked within the first day. I don't even know how long it'll take to get to this neighbouring kingdom, but it's surely more than a few days. Weeks, months even. Unless they have a teleporting system like Skyrim, that is.

But I can think of something else that got 'stirred' *wink wink*
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> Ride far and fast, stretch this journey a little longer
You are in the same pair of clothes you were in when you left. You have no equipment, no food, no weapons, no personal belongings. How the fuck do you expect to escape a landlocked kingdom caught in civil disputes?
> Then duty's weight came crashing down upon him, as heavy as the crown (get it? It's a reference to the song) that would one day sit upon his brow
So his family wants him to be a king, but he is female, and can sire no heirs, and is expected to marry a woman...while getting knocked up by Jayce, his knight, because he has the parts to impregnate women and Viktor does not. This does not make a lick of fucking sense, but you get another deepthroat scene so whatever.
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> With his shoulder healing well under Viktor's careful tending
1. It was never actually sewn up because Viktor had no sewing kits because 'that's for women' or any additional pairs of clothes
2. He did not properly clean the wound. Wait until that thing becomes a bubbly, gooey sore.
> Casting aside the weight of duty
Ah yes, the 'weight of duty' that involves lying to an entire kingdom about you being a man. No wonder you want to fuck your knight so bad; Seraphine doesn't have that magical Pringles can of man meat because she's just an icky woman!
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Again with the safety. Reminder the bandits could have felled Jayce's horse with arrows as well as himself and he would have been done for.
> I wonder what your parents would say if they saw us like this...if they knew what I stole from you
You'd be drawn and quartered, but that's after they decide if this was a 'homosexual' crime or not, considering Viktor is a woman, being married to another woman...to secure heirs...yeah, just hang the fucker anyways.
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> I could never feel for another as I feel for you
Translation: "I could never feel for a woman as I feel for a man, because I'm actually straight and I love your dick."
> A broken sob tore from Viktor's throat
This is meant to be a passionate confession yet I snickered when I read this. The entire premise is absolutely fucking ridiculous; you are sending a TRANS MAN to be a prince and king of another nation when he, being female, has no fucking way of getting heirs unless it's by illicit methods - such as Jayce here. I still believe that that is how the author plans to get around this plot hole.
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The first settlement, eh? Were they riding the entire time? Jayce's horse must have unlimited stamina.
> Who knew how far the bandits' knowledge reached?
You killed them all; unless they have a spy, how are they going to know? Oh, and spoiler: they fuck like animals in this small room so yeah, everyone is going to know now.
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> He was a prince, he should not be harboring foolish desires, should not find himself longing for the warmth of another man's embrace. And yet
And yet - you're female, abiding by her natural urges, and crave that massive penis swinging between Jayce's legs because this absolutely is NOT your typical female fantasy - despite it fitting every single trope right down to the dotted i's. You're a female, pretending to be a male, being sold AS A MALE to another princess...and the author still thinks this makes sense. Yeah, right.
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Spoiler: the reason why Sky fled from Jayce is because he was a former mercenary/bandit who raided towns and villages. As to why he got a royal pardon it cannot be said (yet), but that might explain why he went solo with Viktor (which is still a poor decision as his past actions would come back to haunt him). He also says as much when he fucks Viktor and Viktor, too fucked out to care, doesn't notice this.

This plot point was absolutely predictable and yet, the author's fanbase is acting le shocked at it. Girl should really learn the art of subtlety.
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Don't worry, we'll get an info dump in Chapter 4 - probably during another smut scene where Jayce 'impales' Viktor on his cock.
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> His briefs
They didn't call them that back then. They were called braies.
> His package
Very Medieval-like. Very sexy.
> His tender, shy touches slowly bringing Jayce's dick to life
> It tasted so much so like and Jayce and desire
...because he IS a man, you fucking retard. Something you'll never be.
> He tried to wrap his whole hand around Ser Talis' shaft. It barely fit.
We're supposed to believe he's around 5'' in girth when it may just be because Viktor's hands are just that small. Pooner anatomy, you know?
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> Kissing it felt nice, dirty
Indeed - they haven't bathed in DAYS, mind you. He deepthroats an unwashed penis - successfully, might I add, on his first try - and 'blocks his airway' with it without choking. What a lad. Oh, and back then, if that pubic hair wasn't clean...hello pubic lice.
> Talis pulled off the cover, his eyes clouded by lust. He swallowed thickly when he saw the prince choking on his cock.
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> Viktor just sank down onto his cock, bottoming out completely
She apparently hasn't learned from queercatfan's writing style, it seems.
> Jayce grabbed Viktor's dick, staring at it hungrily, stroking it
Grabbing what? That is a clit, and it cannot even be called a 't dick' because there is no testosterone! WHAT ARE YOU GRABBING, SIR?!
> He leaned back to steady himself on Jayce's big thighs, digging his fingers into the flesh
> If I were the man I once was, I'd have stolen you away and kept you for myself
Aha, here is the confession he makes on him being a former merc/bandit. Viktor, of course, doesn't understand this yet because he's high on dick. As one usually is.
> Jayce just fucking growled then.
Nice change in tone; this is a passion project and you can't even keep the theme consistent.
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> Bloddy
Nice editing there.
> Slamming back inside his cunt without any restraint - and Viktor loves this.
> Fuck - taking you feels better than a full coin purse after a raid
So did he fuck men or women after those raids? 🤔
> What an odd way to frame it though
Yeah, we'll get some exposition over sex in the final chapter. Because this is a passion project.
> This made Jayce go feral. He started fucking into him like a wild animal
Wasn't he already doing that? And didn't he do that in the first chapter?
> You'll never want to get fucked by somebody else
Well, he couldn't. If he's married to Seraphine, a woman, she's going to have to use a strap-on. Unless there's a twist and she's a transwoman.
> He quickly stroked his own hard cock
...you don't have one, that's literally an engorged clit. And it's literally nowhere NEAR the size of Jayce's actual penis.
> I'll fill you up, make sure you're well bred when I deliver you
Leave it to an actual male to do the duty of the kingdom...without getting hanged, drawn and quartered. A former criminal, then a knight, soiling a virgin prince(ss) on the way to marry another kingdom's princess? It's cool though, you got a baby out of it!
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> I want you to keep the cum inside of you forever
Well then it's going to smell, and on top of you not bathing for days, it's going to start smelling like rotten flesh up there. Sperm only lives up there for 3-4 days.
> J-J-Jayce
T-T-T-T-TODAY, JUNIOR
> At least for the next hours
Loser. In other fics he's ready to go within the minute. Seek some of that potion from the local wizard, yeah?
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Of course not. That big ole dick works wonders - especially to a ladybrain like that. Are you ready for that twist on Monday? I sure am.

This one grabbed my attention because it was published on the 27th and already is nearing 200 bookmarks (as of this writing) thanks to making the rounds on Twitter. It was based on the author's own tweets and was based off of Leonardo DiCaprio's tendency to date women under 30.
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Very promising.
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Are you strong enough to even break that glass, dood? Don't worry, the tea gets even better.
> Men like him always like them young
These people call DiCaprio a creep, yet this fic was explicitly based on his relationships, where he is known to dump women after a certain age because he doesn't like seeing them grow old. In this case, he's doing just that - but it's a trans man, so somehow it's better or some shit.
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> He goes through boys half his age faster than even Bolbok did in his prime
So...your basic politician. Question is: does he grab those boys by the nuts or by the pussy?
> Undercity whore was a common one while he'd still been fresh at the Academy
> Trenchers were all the same, degenerates down to the very core
And what does he do to dispel those rumours? Nothing! In fact, Jayce straight up CONFIRMS them later in the chapter, right in front of merchants, no less. Smart man. A real Epstein.
> That rumour's perpetrator had all his clothes shredded and spread around the university's quad one morning
That's a very feminine thing to do. A real man would have set that guy's apartment on fire or showed up with a gun. Keying cards and shredding clothes? That's the hands-off approach - the woman's approach.
> It was an odd thing to have his colleagues talk smack about him to his face without even knowing it's him they're calling a glorified prostitute
Are they wrong, though?
> Talis likes 'em small and pretty
AKA he likes the uwu smol 'boys' he can 'wrap his hands around their waists entirely' (yes, it's this fucking cliché again). So Kevin Spacey with the sexes reversed.
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> Viktor suspects that it has more to do with the fact that Jayce's availability has dropped dramatically since he and Viktor started seeing one another
AKA 'you're too tall and too black for him. My small body with the white pussy is what he needs.'

And that rando is right: Jayce IS a possessive motherfucker, and you're about to see why.
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> He's his whore after all, if the gossip about him and Jayce was to be believed
You ARE his whore. You got caught (sorta) fucking in a broom closet. He's known to like 'smaller, younger' so-called men with vaginas. Who fits that bill? You do.
> I think it's scandalous, really. A councilor preying on some poor student half his age
And she is right. It's predatory - even if Viktor is an adult. It definitely would be viewed that way if Viktor remained a woman. Somehow, it's kinky, sexy and 'THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD'y if it's a transman.
> If he defends Jayce won't it make it too obvious it's him
> Or would they see him as a slut, a temptress?
Temptress is used for women, it's a feminine term. Nice way to out the fucking pooner there, miss. 'Charmer' or 'seducer' would be the proper gender-neutral term.
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This is beta-read, or I assume it is. The author confused 'sharp as a hawk' with 'shark as a hawk' despite the letters not even being that close on the keyboard.
> He does spend half their time together with his hands wrapped full circle around his waist
Again, I don't know how many times I have read this, but I'd be fucking rich at this point. We get it: he's so small and so dainty and so feminine that waist can be wrapped around by big, beefy man hands. Even when you can see Viktor's waist multiple times in the show and it is not that small. The smol uwu trans boi thing really is part and parcel of this fandom, I see.
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> Viktor watches the realization of his and Jayce's relationship dawns on each of their faces one by one
Real smart. All that work to NOT be seen as his whore and you get outed faster than Michael Jackson at a dance party. Subtlety clearly isn't part of Jayce Spacey's MO here.
> They're going to tell everyone, Jayce
Yep, and you're still going to be that Undercity whore locking hips with the hot councilor with a big dick. Would it be anything different?
> Come on, it was only a matter of time anyways
And yet, Jayce isn't going to be the one to suffer the social consequences. Viktor will.
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> He'd assumed they'd have a short couple of months before the bubble would burst and the sweet privacy of their relationship would be exposed
Well, you were already considered the 'young and small' whore, and Jayce is known for going after those types so...yeah. It's a wonder why no one put two and two together earlier.
> His crow's feet look like kisses
They look like human mouths?
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> Advanced age has made Jayce an exemplary lover
I wonder if he'll still have the refractory period of a teenager.
> It's why Viktor keeps finding himself in these ridiculous situations - bent over the councilor's desk or on his knees in some unused academy laboratory
OK, now I gotta see how big this version of the Hog is.
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> Jayce's back hit the wall
You mean Viktor's back?
> They were calling you an immoral cradle robber
This just makes him sound like a pedophile. Are you trying to graduate Jayce from Kevin Spacey to Jeffrey Epstein?
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> Viktor feels his cock twitch under his gentle grasp
His cock...or Jayce's?
> I bet you liked hearing that, didn't you?
Did he not just go through a moral crisis about being considered a good-for-nothing Undercity whore? And now, all of a sudden, he likes it because it makes him feel desired and debauched? If you liked being desired that way, and debauched that way...why were you so afraid of being outed?
> This must be how Jayce feels when he gets his own hands on Viktor's sex
Has Viktor never touched Jayce's penis before? This line makes it seem as if he hasn't.
> His entrance clenches wantonly
Lmao. Still, I'll take it over 'hole'.
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> Bliase
That's a French surname. She means 'blasé'.
> Viktor feels as though the earth is falling from beneath his feet
That's happened once already, but it is something how it only happens to the female character. If he likes the whole thing, why feel this way at all?
> Holding him back form diving onto Jayce's cock like a leash
His fingertips are doing that, or is Viktor diving on Jayce's cock 'like a leash'?
> All I could think about was forcing you onto your knees in front of the whole room
So he has a sadistic streak, and Viktor has a humiliation fetish. Yeah, that sounds like something a rich CEO/politician would do.
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> He gets lost in the addictive feeling of Jayce's cock
That seems to be a trend in this neck of the woods, eh? A woman, pretending to be a male, a slave to those dreaded female passions for that vexing male organ.
> I wonder how they'd react - if they saw you like this, on your knees for me
They'd would no longer think he was a whore - they would KNOW he is one. All those rumours would be confirmed, the bad ones and the worse ones, and Jayce would have that 'he dates "men" half his age' on his docket.
> It's with slight mortification that he finds he likes it
You sure didn't before. You hated being referred to as a whore. What changed? Oh, right - dick magic.
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> Letting Jayce use his throat like he really is Jayce's whore
'Like' he really is? He IS. If he can trace his own dick in your throat, you ain't no BJ virgin. You're a XXX pro.
> You really do look like a whore like this
> With his throat speared on Jayce's length the only thing he's good for is sucking cock
Hey, when I say that, I'm a transphobic bitch. When they say it, it's 'THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD'. Fitting how it's always the transman who gets reduced to the 'cooking, cleaning, and sucking dick' trope. I wonder why that is.
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> A thick thigh, nearly twice the size of one of Viktor's
Someone actually measured their thighs and yeah, Jayce is packing there. But I can't help but think he'd be doubled in size because of how small Viktor is in comparison; after all, he only likes 'the small ones'.
> It's times like these he's all too aware of the age gap between them. How Viktor must seem like a teenager, eager and inexperienced, compared to the body he's glued to
Even though you are an adult, yeah, it's hard to shake that age gap. It wouldn't nearly be as hot if Viktor was a Viktoria in this. Suppose that's the benefits of being a - ahem - 'man with a pussy.'
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Weren't his thighs already apart when you spun yourselves around? Did he remove his leg and slot it between Viktor's again?
> Gods, how could Viktor ever go without this?
Dick addiction is a helluva drug.
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> Trembling boy half his age
Cute, but does Jayce actually like boys or does he like girls who say they are boys? That is the question. And she confuses 'pinning' for 'pining'.
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> The action satisfying something primal within him, something only Jayce has ever coaxed forth
AKA a man is coaxing out the 'true femininity' and female nature out of a pooner, because Nature is a TERF and she will not be denied. You can get a pooner to do whatever you want if you have a big enough dick.
> That doesn't stop him from feeling like a debauched mess
'Feeling'? You ARE a debauched mess - and you can't decide whether you like that feeling or not. You hated being shamed and seen as a whore by your peers, to deciding you liked it after all once Jayce called you one. You don't like being judged by your colleagues because of the stigma attached to such a title, but are fine with it if a rich man gives it to you? Ho hum.
> Something about Jayce always has him bending to his whims
It's his dick. It's the thing that FTMs want and say they hate in one breath, before desiring it 'like a bitch in heat' when they think the cissies aren't looking. Most FTM Viktor fics have him being the demanding one, aware of what he is and willing to make Jayce the begging puppy yearning for that pussy, but this time around, Viktor is a naïve 'boy' despite being a legal adult and has to be dragged around by an actual male to learn his place and what sexual pleasure is. I wouldn't have known of his position if the author hadn't read it - funny how they all get reduced to 'holes the man gets to fuck.'
TL;DR being inspired by Leonardo DiCaprio's age gap relationships isn't really the best idea, because it ends up making a lovable character look like a debauched pervert while the other doesn't want to be referred to as a glorified prostitute while getting aroused by being seen as a prostitute while hating they're viewed as a glorified prostitute. Savour that tongue twister for a moment.
and since many of these little girls have no real life experience with yearning, sexual chemistry and actually getting into relationships, they write accordingly as Paper Machete pointed out.
According to AO3's stats, the majority of the people in fandom are 18-24 year old women, over 80% white, and autistic. The sexual chemistry they experience is solely from reading what others write, and copying others. It's one massive circlejerk.
 
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I bet you weren't expecting this sequel to Attack of the Clones from a high achiever.
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Hopefully they don't replicate Hextech or any other weapon in that small lab, eh? At least Viktor's skills are being put to use.
> Not just because they were having sex almost daily several months into their sex life together
They have more sex than normal het couples do. That T must really work magic!
> As if to prove the point, he points to a scar on his jaw that he got while shaving just a few weeks ago
Fucking hell, how hard were you pressing into the jaw to get such a gnarly scar? Did you just decide to angle the straight razor wrong, or was that your first time using it because you never had facial hair before? Imagine getting chucked out of space hell just to fuck yourself up with a razor blade, lmao
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> Just a flash of his pink dick nestled in his pubic hair drives Jayce wild
Ah, Rapunzel pubes strike again. Maybe if it wasn't so thick those 'pink dicks' would appear much larger, eh?
> It's humbling to Jayce, but also a challenge
Don't you fuck on the regular? Why do you need to be humbled by Viktor fucking himself?
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> Every version of Viktor is fine, but this might present a problem with living out a sexual fantasy
He still has a mouth, son.
> I do generally prefer traditional genitalia
Bigot. Don't you know that trans genitalia is just like real genitalia? You better get educated, you little transhumanphobe.
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> Jayce is a smart enough man to guess where it is
I assume it's in his anus. Because we do, in fact, get some ass play in this.
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> Viktor pops off Vik's dick
That Vik is younger Viktor, so that is just a roid clit. Only V, aka mechanical Viktor, has the trans-genitalia. It does get confusing when you read it, but only Jayce and V actually have proper dicks.
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> On his dick and cunt
This makes me think he's a hermaphrodite, but the author is just talking about the clit here. The terms are used interchangeably.
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> What he lacks in length, he makes up for in friction
Literal lesbian scissoring, but make it 'male' because they identify as such. Later on, this Vik tries penetrating Jayce with that roid clit, and it doesn't slip out like that one trans Jayce fic (where he legit cried over being so small, lmao). I'm not getting over this not-so-subtle ribbing that despite daily sexcapades, Jayce still doesn't know how to please a female body. This gets retconned, don't worry.
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> It's just so easy to get distracted by the sweet warmth of a wet cunt
The slogan of every heterosexual male, ever. "Sir, I committed those crimes for the pussy." "I conquered an entire continent for the pussy." "I wiped out an entire race for the pussy." Out of the mouths of babes, as they say.
> Vik presses his dick into Jayce's hole
Mind you, this is a roid clit. Something barely bigger than his thumb is going to anally pleasure Jayce, and shocker, it does none of that. The focus doesn't last long on this before we go back to 'Viktor's dick' and Viktor going back to fucking Jayce.
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> Revered as holy
Same difference. It's like saying 'holy as holy'.
> Still a holy thing to be worshipped in the bedroom
1. Same difference and 2. if that's the case, why do you compare him to his biomechanical self that can deepthroat you while your Viktor can't? Seems like a case of favouritism.
> His Viktor can't do this
Skill issue. The Hispanic Hog will be pleasured.
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> The come dripping from Viktor's cunt is sweet and familiar
You have sex with him almost daily. How come you don't know what it tastes like?
> Jayce realizes that despite the textural difference, Viktor still tastes like Viktor
...because you're still fucking the original version of him, numbnuts. He already told you he was the 'original' copy.
> Jayce thinks he could die in this moment and never be happier
Ah, this cliché.
> Vik and V are like extensions of Viktor and yet whole beings
Yes, he told you that right from the get-go. Talk about redundancy.

Now, for a minute, I was confused as to which hole Jayce was tonguing there, as these authors usually write the vagina as a 'hole'. Turns out, it's just the OG hole, the asshole. Consider me surprised for once.
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> Rubbing at his cock with adept fingers
I had to take a moment which cock was being referred to - and it's a roid clit, not Jayce's cock.
> Then he's lose to the sweet sensation of choking on dick
Adding that to my repertoire of 'wild shit fanficcers say'.
> They are all Viktor, in a way he can't comprehend and yet understands
...Yes, because Viktor told you that from the beginning. This 'high achieving' author can't remember what she wrote.
> This eureka moment is matched with the sound of Vik reaching his orgasm, then another
And Viktor also told you that if he comes, they all do. This was firmly established.
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> Almost
This is used quite a bit. Think it's an author quirk.
> Replaced by an engorged clit that, besides the glowing purple hue, looks all too familiar
Now, this author actually did something interesting with that Viktor's anatomy - being that he can take any form he likes, because we are in the transhumanist side of things - and goes back to a giant roid clit. Why? Who knows. It's never really explained, aside from that Viktor wanted to cum another way.
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LMAO. For once, I have to agree: you would think that Viktor sprouting tentacles AND a dick would give you a clue that his anatomy is vastly different from the others. Luckily, there is no long lecture on how transhuman sex is different from transhuman gender so he just gets a glare.

As an apology, you go get a belly bulge from Jayce anally penetrating Viktor.

> He was made for my cock, two perfect holes and a warm and waiting mouth
If this was said anywhere else, especially if it was written by a man, it'd be disgustingly misogynistic, because it is. It's always the FTMs, written by FTMs, that call themselves 'bonus hole boys' and reduce themselves to that. You probably should have stuck to the tentacle belly bulge, just sayin'.
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> He lifts his two coated fingers to Viktor's mouth and Viktor takes them into his mouth
Luckily this is a fantasy because that's how you get oral gonorrhea. Jayce didn't clean himself down there. If you are going to do that, even in a fantasy, it needs to be squeaky clean. They only take a bath AFTER the fact.
> Vik is dutifully rubbing his cock
Uh, which one?
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> You are all Viktor, I know
And yet you seemed to forget earlier, despite him telling you that from the get-go.
> Vik is almost dangerously lean, a waif of a man with pale skin and dotted with moles
And yet, you can still clock him from his shorter limbs and Q angle, as well as those narrow shoulders.
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Yes, that uwu smol trans body can't take that kind of double penetration...despite enduring daily sexual activities. I do suspect there will be a sequel where this fantasy will take place, because that's too good to pass up. It'll be S2 Jayce with S1 Jayce, one in both holes, because 'that's what he was made for'.

For a gangbang, it was actually rather tender. There weren't any over-the-top moments and even things like the belly bulge were underplayed. It just happens and...it's over. Certainly not as long and hair-pulling as the one where they fucked for 20k words in that Antarctic base. But I may have just jinxed myself; there is always the opportunity for these things to be worse.

This Titanic reference will give you a new appreciation for the arts...or make you want to go down with the ship.
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Gotta make that size difference clear, eh? Just so you know who the real man is around here.
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I think she means 'diffusion equation', here. You can use fancy, scientific terms, but a lot of them aren't real and don't make sense. There's nothing wrong with using Google to find actual physics terms, but no. We gotta wing it.
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> The rich sweetness of Jayce's musk
Hmm, I wonder what it smells like. Sandalwood? Wood smoke? Charcoal? Gimme a tip.
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> Is that a problem?
Yeah, you were a child prostitute. I don't care how 'sex positive' you are, teenagers shouldn't be prostitutes, full stop. There was another fic that used this argument and it was just as aggravating then as it is now. However, that isn't the focus of the fic - the drawing is.
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> It put an ache deep in his chest that Viktor was unfamiliar with
That's love, baby.
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> Lovely, smooth limbs
Ever notice how he's always written as being as smooth and perfect like a porcelain doll, when no one else is? It's always creamy, pale skin, the perfect Victorian aesthetic...almost as if the authors have a preference!
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> Perhaps it will help me with making his braces?
He was the one who suggested that to you first. That idea should not be brand new to you.
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OK, I'll give the author this: I do like Viktor's confidence and how he is an agent of desire here. I can almost forget he's a pooner in this. The dialogue flows naturally, too, and isn't over the top. It's definitely not the worst I've read - but I don't want to make a hasty decision just yet.
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> Creamy pale skin, elegantly shaped arms
Because it's not like you're drawing anything other than white people, eh Jayce? All this obsession with white skin is making me think that Viktor's skin tone is the only thing these authors/artists get right - hell, they can't even get Jayce's ethnicity right half the time. I'm rambling, but there's always a focus on how white Viktor is. It's never done with Jayce, oddly enough.
> There was a small swell to his chest
I assume he is on T, but hasn't got the tit chop yet. Or he has, and those are the dog ears. We'll have to see if the zippertit scars are mentioned.
> From the patch of dark curls between Viktor's legs, and the small nub of his cock
There's the Rapunzel pubes we know and love! But in all serious...why is it always a thicket? They can't trim? If it's so thick you can barely see an engorged clit, it's time to get the grooming kit out.
> Trying to get just the right curve of his waist
Don't forget that Q angle.
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> Raging boner
That took me out a bit, NGL.
> Inches from his cock
That you can barely see thanks to his Tarzan pubes - and it appears he's got a doormat on his chest and stomach too. Least he has an alternative way to keep warm.
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In a non-sexual sense, I do like their dynamic. It's one of the better written ones in this regard, and they do vibe off each other well. However, this may change with the smut, so I'll give credit where credit is due for now.
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> He had so far been too nervous to go into great detail on his anatomy there
Why? Is it because he's trans? That you can't comprehend that men can have vaginas now?
> It's a wonderful part of my body, Jayce. It will start to feel neglected soon
If you find it so wonderful...why did you transition? Defeats the point of you claiming you are a True and Honest Man, no?
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> Among the thick curls of hair, his cock nestled between his folds
I'm surprised you can see those, too, based on how much hair he has.
> The swell of his head looked fucking delectable, just begging for Jayce's mouth to pull it to attention
Cute, but even that roid clit can't escape that Tarzan jungle. Hell, there was a fic I reviewed ITT that had Jayce nearly cut Viktor's clit off trying to trim his pubes (and using him as a mop as he fucked him on the floor).
> Aching vulnerable
I think she meant, 'achingly vulnerable'.

Now for Chapter 2.
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Women's skin is softer than men's skin. I wonder if Jayce can tell the difference.
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Ladies, how often is your vagina referred to as a 'dark haven'? Not often, I bet.
> But that cock
Which isn't a cock.
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> My strap buried wonderfully deep inside her
Good to see trans Viktor is bisexual, and enjoys men as well as women. Now, does he accept women with penises too, or is he just exclusive to women with vaginas?
> The graceful curve of Viktor's foreskin
The clitoral hood isn't foreskin. It's just stretched out due to T.
>The thicket of hair beside his slick folds
I thought you couldn't see his folds through that all that hair.
> He'd never dared try back there, not even alone
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat the man addicted to pussy doesn't want his anal cherry popped? Go figure. Don't worry, a True and Honest Man with a bonus hole is ready to help him out.
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> Biggest cocks splitting me open
Foreshadowing.
> He tugged on his cock with a tiny, contained moan
> She sucked me off until I was seeing stars
You will notice that, along with the overuse of 'cock' for 'clit', that Viktor's roid clit changes size. It goes from being large enough to where its 'foreskin' can be noticed, to barely peeking out from the thicket of hair - to being large enough to hit the back of Jayce's throat.
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> The siren call of Viktor's cunt
Ladies, has your vagina done this? I thought it was a 'dark haven', now it's singing the blues!

Now, I highlighted all the uses for 'cock' in regards to Viktor's clit, just so you know how repetitive it is. Jayce goes from swirling his tongue from around the head, to the legendary 'cock nudged the back of his throat'. This of course is impossible, because even with a metoidioplasty, that only gives FTMs 4 inches to work with. There's no way something that small is hitting the back of your throat unless your skull and throat are ridiculously tiny. Jayce is a large man, with a big mouth. There's no way T gave Viktor a normal man's dick.
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> Breathing in his sweetmilk smell
Which would absolutely sour with all that sweat.
> Sliding his fist down Jayce's considerable length
So Jayce has the big dick, and somehow, he's choking on Viktor's roid clit...which is barely 1/10th of the size. OK.
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> Ridiculous cock of yours
He can actually choke you with his. You cannot. I do not think these authors know what a measuring tape is, because one of these things is not adding up. What, exactly, was Jayce choking on?
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> He felt like his entire being was buried in his cock, buried in Viktor
Adding that to the list of 'shit fanficcers say'.
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> Taking a merciless grip on his own cock
OK now I am curious. How big is it? Especially compared to Jayce's own, which is now 'kissing Viktor's cervix?'
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> He drew his figers gently along Viktor's length
What length? He isn't a male in this. Offer measurements or quit playing with something that is barely bigger than your pinky.

And yes, Jayce is deciding to use Viktor's backdoor this time.
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> Pushed so deep he must be hitting his lungs by now
Ah, this cliché. Glad we avoided the 'man starved' one. It just makes the comparison between Jayce and Viktor's roid clit even more stark; if he's big enough to 'feel as if he's in his lungs', what can Viktor do with his? Fill Jayce's mouth, allegedly.
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Yes, we've got that hentai thing of Jayce producing so much sperm he fills up Viktor like a water balloon. I'm still not getting over how Viktor supposedly filled up Jayce's mouth, though.
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The author says she might add a third chapter of Jayce getting pegged. I'll see to that. I will say that I still liked the dialogue and their interactions - especially with Viktor not being your typical woobie - but the description of Viktor's roid clit filling Jayce's mouth threw me off, and now I can't stop focusing on it. If that had not been written, I probably would have given this a pass. Now that's all I can think about.
 
Someone wrote a Plushophilia story with Jessie from Toy Story, where the brown stuff is involved:

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It had been a few years since Jessie had been sold by Bonnie’s parents. She had bounced around several owners, some worse than others, but in general she stayed played with by many kids. One time she was bought by an amateur collector and spent a couple of years in a basement, but she made it through alright, although one pubescent boy had already jerked off onto her and she had to silently endure.

Recently, she had been purchased on the internet by a reclusive collector. It was sad to part from her current kid, but she had overheard that her new owner had a bunch of similar dolls so perhaps she could make some new friends.

On the day she was sent to her new owner, she spread out comfortably in her shipping box, getting into a nice pose for her reveal. It was dark for several hours, as expected, but after a long while she felt the box get picked up and taken inside the residence.

She felt the carrier, ostensibly her new owner, carrying the box down a flight of stairs into the basement. He put it down on a small table and opened it under a swinging light.

Jessie was put face to giant face with her new owner. He was a larger, bespectacled man with a patchy growth of beard. He looked slobby. God, he looked worse than Al McWhiggin!

He scratched his chin and smiled. “Perfect.” He muttered. He burped, and swiveled away in his chair for a moment.

Jessie took the opportunity to look around quickly. Across the room, she saw several Barbie dolls and a couple other similar toys, all female. Jessie sighed with relief. He seemed odd, but at least she would have plenty of female company. She looked a little closer, because several, if not all of the Barbies seemed to look a little off upon further inspection. There was a streak of brown on each, even the darker Barbies seemed to have a strange discoloration…

The owner was back, and Jessie had to resume her frozen stock expression of joy.

“So happy to be here. Just like all the rest. Well, except for the Bratz, but I guess that’s just their style.” The giant nerd giggled to himself. “I’ve been waiting to break in a cowgirl, just the perfect woman for the job.”
The man stood up, towering over Jessie, and he picked her up in a giant clammy hand. Jessie noticed with some mild discomfort that his big fingers wrapped around her lower waist specifically, pressing against her jean-clad butt.

He carried her over to the couch in the center of the room and sat down, putting her down next to him while he unzipped his baggy cargo shorts. Jessie risked a small gulp as she realized this was her preteen boy owner all over again. She glanced quickly at the Barbies and other dolls on display much closer now, noting the clear brown streaks left all over their exposed plastic skin.

Presently, the giant man reached over and grabbed Jessie with one hand, the other already stroking his cock. The size was, of course, relatively massive for Jessie, who found herself thrust toward his exposed crotch. Immediately the smell of several days of the same pair of underwear hit Jessie, who had to endure without a trace of emotion.

The hard plastic of her face rubbed against his oily cock, already leaving a couple of putrid pubic hairs on her cloth clothing. He wiped the tip of his smelly penis right against her smiling teeth, slapping his mighty cock against her perfectly held face.

After a while, he stopped masturbating on her and pulled off his shorts and underwear completely, leaving for a moment to toss them in a giant pile of old clothes. Jessie looked over at the Barbies again, who returned her gaze with small frowns and looks of sympathy. What the hell was happening?

Jessie had to freeze again when the man returned, but she was surprised when he turned around and lowered himself to sit on the couch again, right on top of her! She felt her entire world descend into a musky darkness as her entire head and most of her torso were covered by his hefty ass. In the darkness, she felt him grab her soft legs and wrap them around his cock, jerking off again as he sat on her. Her hat had fallen off, lost in the cushions of the couch as her face was pressed against the fleshy walls of his asscheeks.

Hair from his nasty butt tickled Jessie’s nose, and she was forced to keep her face locked in a smile lest he feel her shift. Her slightly open mouth took in the sulphuric smell of his unwashed ass.

He shifted slightly, her face pushed tight against his gaping asshole, and shocked her with a titanic blast of gas. It filled her senses with such disgust, and she heard him giggle again above her as he squished his fat butt into her face further and released another fart. Jessie worried that the heavy stench would singe off her paint.

He continued to jerk off with her legs wrapped around his smelly cock as he assaulted her over and over with his perpetual gas. He basically lived in this one room in the basement, playing games and watching tv when not jerking off on dolls, always eating junk food. The consequences of these actions were being felt by Jessie.

Sweat from his ass dripped onto her forehead as he let out his flatulence, and when it seemed like it was finally over, he stood up and lifted her up into the air to inspect her.
“Such smooth, pale skin. And really high quality hair too. Worth every penny.”

He swung her down between his legs behind him, spreading his massive asscheeks with the other hand and plunging her head into the darkness again. She felt her forehead press against his asshole, but he kept pushing until the better part of her face was shoved into his asshole. Jessie was becoming this disgusting nerd’s dildo!

He pushed her face as far as he could up his ass and released another fart, the contents of which completely clouding Jessie. He sat down, pushing her head further into his ass as he stretched out on the couch and began pushing hard.

Jessie felt a big, soft chunk press against her, and she realized with horror that her new owner was relieving himself further. Her head was slowly pushed out of his ass as he grunted, until she popped out with an audible sound and he groaned.

“Damn, you were like the cork on this one!” He jumped up, Jessie in hand, and lurched toward the bathroom. He threw her down on the tile floor and squatted over her desperately, his giant asscheeks shaking as he quickly got into place above her. She could hear a sloshing from his stomach.

“Fuck!”

A torrent of thick, slimy, brown sludge bubbled out of his giant ass, the steaming pile of shit completely covering Jessie’s face in a second. She felt the stream of diarrhea shift down and cover the rest of her body before returning to her head. She felt the heavy, unbearable weight of his ass as he was lowering himself on her and the pile, squishing it deep into the fabric of her clothing and all into her hair.

Jessie felt his hand reach down and pull her out of the pile by her boot, and after wiping away some of the shit with his fingers, she came face to face with him once again. Her face still frozen, teeth completely stained in brown filth.

“I think we need to let this set for a while.” He muttered. “I’ll give you a second coat and see what it’s like tomorrow.”

He squatted over her face again and clutched at his stomach. “Fuck, I need to go back to cool ranch, these spicy Doritos are doing me in!”

A cascade of chunky soft diarrhea followed his words. The goopy poop flowed all over Jessie and around her, piling on and on until she was completely covered in her owner’s massive fecal matter. It was hot and smelly, and it never seemed to end. He kept dropping Herculean shits, all semi-liquid splurts that seeped into the pile that covered the small doll. Finally he finished emptying himself on her, and she heard him get up to leave. She heard the click of the light as he turned it off and left the room.

“I’ll check on you tomorrow, Jessie. Maybe give you another coat if necessary. We’ll have so much fun together.”

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You ready to die as a king in this ABO adventure? Hope you got your spray bottle ready - someone is about to get spayed.
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> I'm not creepy, I'm just acting creepy, but it's OK because I'm an alpha
> Usually pleasantly musky woodsmoke and iron scent
So we know that Jayce, as an alpha, smells like a woodstove. As for Viktor - you're going to get annoyed real quick at how often he's referred to sweetmilk.
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ABO is usually a universe where people discuss a 'secondary gender' or 'secondary sex', because you have your primary sex - male or female - and then this identity. Omegas have 'heat ruts' that act akin to estrus every six months or so, and they release pheromones as if they are ewes or cougars in heat. Of course, this leads to societal implications: omegas, being stand-ins for women, are considered second-class citizens, and here they're unable to own property or get a proper education and are used and viewed as a means of 'breeding'. Actual women have more rights than omegas, and if you are a female omega - well, you just don't exist. Male omegas get the worst of all worlds and it just so happens this universe is written mainly by progshits. It's OK when they do it. They're 'exploring gender'.
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> He knew Jayce simply ran hot, like most young, healthy alphas
> Full of energy and stamina, and a burning, virile instinct to provide and pass on their genes
Bioessentialism to the max - but remember, it's OK when they do it, because they're exploring gender roles and Taking Down the Patriarchy - or something. Alphas are just raging roid rape beasts who 'can't control themselves' and just exist to breed omegas. Sound like anyone you know?
> The pale sliver of his neck frame by his dark curls, and the collar of his shirt gleamed like porcelain
> Such a slender, graceful neck
Yes, we know. White men are the best.
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> Smooth skin, unbitten, exuding Viktor's true scent that no amount of scent blockers could disguise
Omegas have to take all sorts of blockers, just not puberty blockers, because for some reason, we need omegas to be the 'best they can be'.
> Despite omegas having equal opportunities theoretically, it was unlikely that Piltover or the Academy would take him as seriously as an alpha
Funny how he can't just identify as one and be done with it. Suddenly, biology matters and if you are born an omega, you can't change it and must accept your nature.
> It was...sweet. Milky. Warm and rich and comforting like the sweetmilk he liked to drink
Get ready, you're going to see this a LOT.
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You know how bad sour milk smells, right? Guess it just smells different to an alpha.
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> For the first time, the thought of an alpha's care - an alpha's claim - didn't feel so unwelcome
AKA this is an 'I don't need no stinkin' alpha!' quasi feminist tale that talks the big talk until Jayce whips out his big dick and erases all notions of that independence. You get a belly bulge, too.
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> Delicate bone crest beneath his skin
He's just a lithe wee chicken, ready to be plucked.
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Jayce knows Viktor is an omega, yet he can't decipher that he's going through a heat. He was already told that omegas don't get the respect they are owed, as they are deemed naturally inferior, and doesn't seem to conclude that him going out smelling like that is asking to be raped. They don't have omega burqas or hazmat suits in this universe.
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He just told you what it means. He feels safer there because he's going through a heat and you know it because you can smell it on him. He doesn't want to be jumped by other alphas; how hard is that to parse?
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> The streets were being deserted for the night
Weird how Piltover doesn't have a nightlife. They're so tight-assed that they'd rather do it in private, eh?
> He'd curse his large hands and wish Viktor was there with his more slender, nimble fingers
Oh I bet those 'large hands' are going to become useful when the smut comes. He's going to use them to plug up that 'omegan pussy' that's just oozing semen.
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Remember how I said you're going to get real tired of seeing 'sweetmilk' be used? Yeah.
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It's not about being 'worthy'; he's aware of what he is. Jayce, of course, is an alpha and that means he can do whatever he wants without consequence. I get that he's breaking the mold here and being considerate, but we all know that is going to fly out the window once he whips that dick out because Viktor needs to be 'cured' of his heat.

And look at that. Queercatfan sentence structure strikes again.
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And there we have it. We have to have a beta nurse tell him the obvious.
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Yes, omegas nest like birds, but instead of making nests of twigs, they make them out of clothes. It's as retarded as it sounds. Leave it to the old bat to tell Jayce that BACK IN HER DAY alphas used to fuck the shit out of omegas - but they didn't know where the clit was - so thank GOD they're liberated and educated and still the solution and only solution is to fuck an omega during their heat. They just can't help it; It's Biology, Bro!
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> It is best for heats not to be passed alone
All those rights hard won and fought for, and in the end they still have to be fucked by an alpha. Much progress. Much omeganist.
> It satisfied him that he could say that for certain
> And yet, he still didn't know why the mere mention of it left such a bitter taste in his mouth
It's just you marking your territory, bud! The thought of another alpha claiming your poor omega pisses you off so much that those moid instincts come crashing through and it's YOU who needs to breed him, no one else. It's Just Biology.
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How many times does this need to be used? I'll have to do a word count after this.
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> Why do you persist?
Haha get it, it's a reference to S2!
>Because he was an alpha it was illegal for him to care about any omega in his life that wasn't his mate
That's not the point. Your biology dictates that you are superior and that Viktor's only existence is to bear your pups - which the author later pens in not-too-subtle language. It's the fact that all this talk about being liberated and getting more awareness out there is undone because everyone is slaves to their biology and they all have to fuck it out. That is what he's getting at.
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Nah, it IS because of his sex. Because you're so enlightened and caring that you will do anything to protect your mate-not-yet-a-mate...and then just have a fuckfest anyways because uhhhh we're progressive?
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Jayce gives this big speech about how he's willing to throw away everything for his poor omega - and mentions sweetmilk AGAIN - even though that no matter where he goes, omegas are always second to alphas. You cannot transition out of your 'secondary sex' and good luck trying anything to suppress it. Nature really is a TERF, even when written by people who say the opposite.
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> He had to stop his eyes rolling back into his skull
So he's like a shark, then. Nice.
> Gloriously omegan, milky-sweet concotion
I am going to fumigate this entire room if you keep using that goddam description.
> Tasting oh so sweet
> Rich, alluring scent, the sweetest siren call, biologically heightened so an alpha may be enticed to alleviate his heat and fulfill his body's longing to be filled with knots and cum and pups.
Swap 'omega' for 'woman' and see how progressive that sounds. And yes, this is going into my 'shit fanficcers say' list. All this talk about progress and liberation and we come full circle to being 'filled with cum and pups'. It's evil when Matt Walsh says it, 'just us exploring gender' when these retards do.
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> The air thick and syrupy like a church filled with incense
OK so I really am going to choke on it.
> It's name was copper, tangy and metallic
So he really IS tasting Viktor's estrus. OK.
> No doubt an omegan instinct to nest in a secure place
These are meant to be humans, not birds, and yet they literally act like animals. Without those 'scent blockers' alphas are literally raping chimps that cannot be controlled. Where's the omegan version of Valerie Solanas?
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> He had made a nest of his clothes
Does he steal keys and other shiny things like a crow does?
> They slotted together like they were forged for one another
They literally are, because Viktor in this is female, and Jayce is male. So yeah, that's them just fulfilling their biological imperative.
> He'd also heard that omegas liked to be complemented on their nests
He's on a filthy, shitty mattress underneath a desk. I wonder how he'd act if I told him he needed to vacuum that shit or that he probably has bedbugs?
> Yes good, perfect omega
Omegas are only good for fucking and breeding, gotcha. From the mouths of babes.
> Making the milky-sweetness
STOP THIS SHIT
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> Before the little siren
> Perfect, insatiable omega
What would happen if he wasn't perfect? Would he still be 'knotted and filled with cum and pups'? Least they're taking off the socks - you know it's going to get serious.
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> Slender frame
Just in case you needed to know who is female.

Now, something interesting just occurred to me: in this universe, you can change your 'primary gender', AKA, go from female-to-male, but you cannot change your 'secondary gender' AKA your omega status. Why is one biological and the other a nebulous concept? You can't have it both ways. Why is one born an omega or alpha, but one cannot be born male or female? 🤔
> The veil between pain and pleasure was at its thinnest
Ah, this cliché, eh?
> Where he was hot and slick and screaming for an alpha's attention
Because that's all they devolve into, in the end: all that pride and 'I don't need no man' falls apart once that big dick gets whipped out.
> Musky sweetness impregnated in the fabric
Is it going to give birth in nine months?
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The slick reminds me of the goo from the xenomorph eggs in the Alien franchise, and now I can't unsee it. Add on the Rapunzel pubes because omegas can't groom, and the roid clit because omegas all have female anatomy despite insisting that they are male.
> Not a shy thing at all, engorged and peeking from its hood, proudly demanding attention
It isn't proud compared to Jayce's dick, that's for sure.
> Splitting the pheromone-hazy air of the lab
> Scent glands releasing a wave of pheromones that threatened to make him lightheaded
*Father from Sabaton begins to play*
Oh, and if you are 'rolling circles' into your cock...it ain't a true cock.
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> My fingers can't reach deep enough
Those dainty female - um, excuse me, omega! - hands are just too small! They need a big alpha hand to do the job!
> He was still pumping out those irresistible, milky pheromones
Enough. Seriously, enough.
> Fuck me, knot me, breed me
"I don't need no man"
> I'm so empty, alpha, don't you want to fill me up? Been thinking about your knot for hours
If a woman said this, it'd be cringy as fuck. Technically, Viktor IS a woman, and it's still cringy as fuck, but it'd be mocked publicly. I don't understand why trans authors thinks this sounds sexy.
> Languid and imperial like those spoiled omega consorts of ancient times
So he's a fancy prostitute. Gotcha.
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> A prime position for ensuring the seed takes
AKA they have to get fucked like dogs, because alphas have dog dicks. This entire society is a joke.
> Now drooling and demanding a nice, warm hole
Nice window into the male mind, there.
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> I thought you might be big
Of course. He's the Hispanic Hog.
> Made some inherently male part of him deep down preen
Oh? What do you mean by male here, dear author? That only males can have penises? That only alphas do? Please go on; I want to see this biological essentialism taking to its logical end.
> Bumped up against his blushing cock
That's barely 1/5th of the head of Jayce's penis, btw.
> As if his cock wasn't already testing the limits of his pussy
12 inch gang, where you at?
> He brought a hand down to Viktor's cock and took it between his thumb and forefinger
All the while, Jayce's is giving Viktor a belly bulge, while Viktor's can barely fit inside his belly button.
> Body being jerked up and down the mattress with each snap of his hips like a ragdoll
Because he is one. He's uwu so smol.
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So we have a belly bulge, and the author has the nerve to compare that absolute Pringles can of an alpha cock to that itty bitty 't growth'. That will never not be funny.
> Need my fat knot in your cunt? Need me to breed your pussy and knot you up and make it all better?
This was written with a straight face. If a man wrote it, it'd end up on the front page of r/MenWritingWomen.

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I don't know how many times I've read about 'cunts fluttering' but I might as well start a tip jar.
> For one thrilling moment he wondered if it would even fit
Jayce coming in hot with the 12 inch dog dick.
> Jayce continued rutting as he spilled rope after rope of his load
Scratch that, make him ahorse.
> Instinctively trying to fuck it deeper, straight into his womb, force him into fertility
You can transition out of your sex, but once a man's dick comes out, you go right back into it.
> The fog in his brain clearing somewhat now he'd been thoroughly bred
Because that's all women - er, omegas - are good for, right lass?
> Making him feel so safe and secure and loved
Always about safe spaces with these people.
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Yeah I'm sure he's sorry. Viktor is out here worried about being raped by alphas as a child and all Jayce can do is think about breeding him. Very tone deaf.
> He was Viktor's safe space
What did I just say about these people loving safe spaces?
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> Had tried his skin tacky
What?
> His omega was safe and by his side
Shut up already.
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Apparently their pheromones change based on mood, so it smells like that and spoiled milk. You're going to need heavy duty air filters for this job.
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> Fucked his cunt so loose the poor thing couldn't even keep all his cum inside
Vaginas are muscles. This idea that they can be 'fucked loose' comes from porn.
> Sure lure of a siren
This has been used three times
> Another alpha? Fuck Viktor? Absolutely not.
What would happen if he DID though? 🤔
> His pussy was hot and silky
I thought it was fucked loose?
> He'd keep him all safe and warm in the nest
Oh for God's sake.
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> Keep him nice and happy and filled up as he spent his days speared on Jayce's cock
You know what they say about women's porn: they say one thing, and mean another with what they write and consume. From 'I don't need no man' to 'I need that dick right now'.

And yes, Jayce produces so much semen he's scooping it out like it's yoghurt. Yeesh.
> Such a bare and beautiful neck, dotted with moles and tiny freckles
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Add that to the jar, along with the 'milking him for all he had left to give'. Has the amount of semen alphas produced ever been measured? Because it seems they produce a tub of yoghurt's worth each time.
> Pain was eclipsed with pleasure
Cliché.
> Hormones in his saliva
Interesting. Does Viktor's T shots interfere with that, or not?
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So, this all said and done, it makes me wonder: when one transitions from one gender to another in the ABO universe, is it due to dysphoria or something else? What, exactly, was Viktor transitioning FOR when he goes right back to It's Just Biology when it comes to that omega pussy getting bred? As soon as Jayce whips that schlong out he's on his knees and 'presenting', because It's Just Biology and he was 'made to breed pups'. What's the point of transitioning when you go right back to using your female anatomy under the guise of an omega's anatomy? I suppose no one bothers to ask this because you're just supposed to read the porn and not ask questions.

This one was marked as T4T, but the author admitted she isn't even sure if it was tagged correctly. Spoiler: Viktor is actually male, and packs in the meat department. So it isn't T4T, but basic straight sex.
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Jayce is doing his while in a steel chair, btw. He thinks he's being subtle and quiet when there is no way Viktor doesn't notice - and shocker, he can hear everything.
> The maddening horniness possessing every muscle of his body
I do like the fics by the less refined pooners, because they straight up admit they're unrestrained horndogs and lose themselves in their own fantasies. Just without the self-awareness, of course.
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It would honestly be better if you DID head to the bathroom to masturbate. You're fucking yourself on your chair. And it isn't a fancy one, either. You are not even being remotely subtle.
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> You know, it just happens sometimes, just get so horny
"Sorry, I'm not rational. I need to be fucked to get my brain back."
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> Maybe he kind of wanted to get caught, deep down
That's part of the draw: forcing someone else to watch your little masturbation session. Makes you more desirable - at least in your mind. It just makes you look like an unhinged degenerate.
> Biology. You know how it works
Says the woman pretending to be a man, losing her faculties because the T is making her crave cock more.
> I am afraid that is one of the few subjects I don't understand
Yeah, bullshit. He'd know. He's a know-it-all for a reason, and a genius to boot. Why wouldn't he know?
> They've had sex before
So he knows how to wrangle that T pussy, then.
> Jayce is riding Viktor until they are both in another plane of existence
In some cases that is literal.
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So...they're thigh high boots.
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"I'm sorry I'm horny. I'm just on my period." And yes, testosterone can stop the menstrual cycle after years of use...along with other, not-so-horny side effects. Leave it to a True and Honest Man to blame it on his period.
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> Could be better
Indeed, he could be an actual male with a dick.
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> It feels Jayce's heart like an overflowing mug
She means 'fills'. Her grammar starts losing it by the end.
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> Although with tripled the roughness and loudness
What?
> Now deep into overgrown hair, which Viktor almost banished him from shaving, for reasons he couldn't quite place
Ah, he has a Rapunzel pube fetish. Good to know. I'm surprised Viktor can even get to that 'little cock' in such a tangle of hair.
> Squirmish
She means 'squeamish'.
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Imagine if Jayce DID make Viktor go bald with all that hair pulling. Viktor would resemble Megamind and that would be a helluva weird crossover.
> Oop
Very manly.
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> Considering he is mostly muscle
Those T gains do not translate to strength, especially in that female body. Viktor will still have greater grip strength than you.
> The contact awakens the horny, desperate part of his brain
Remember, he isn't responsible for anything. He's on his cycle!
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Well, well, well. Viktor DOES have a dick here, a real one, and it's a big one. Colour me surprised. I didn't think I'd see that here.
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I'll give her one point for Big Dick Viktor. He is usually nerfed in that department, when he isn't given a vagina. But all that enjoyment is thrown out the window for how shittily written this is.
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Compared to Viktor's dick...that ain't nothing, baby.
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Why am I reminded of a Clicker from TLOU? Glad to see Jayce got his hormones worked out with a good dicking. Unlike the other fics here, this one only got eight bookmarks. Compare that to fiveblessings, whose may/december fic is, of this writing, 253 bookmarks. Twitter helps a lot, even if you are shitty at your job!
Someone wrote a Plushophilia story with Jessie from Toy Story, where the brown stuff is involved:
You can tell a man wrote that one. I've said this before, but men have all the shit fetishes while the women have the piss fetishes. I've seen pooners write pedophilia and 'shotacon', but never diarrhea play. That's something even they won't touch.

But what they will write is a fanfic about a man threatening suicide because...a black woman dared to date his object of affection, who doesn't even know he's in love with him.
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This author claimed to suffer suicidal tendencies herself, and 'wrote from the heart'...and ended up crafting a character who attempted suicide a mere eight months over a relationship his would-be boyfriend had. If it sounds like an emotionally manipulative shitshow, it is.

Or you can just turn to the Chinese, who produce this:
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The second chapter to that fic where our alpha male has meat packing problems has been updated. You can read the first installment here if you need a refresher, but it is not necessary.
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> The nest keeps him warm
> He's warm
What nests were you making before? Shitholes made out of straw and old clothes? I bet I can find keys and silver jewelry in there too because these people act like fucking birds. Maybe bottlecaps and old lottery tickets.
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> Did Jayce really just growl at him like that?
Yes, because Jayce is a human shitbull. He's got a short, nasty temper, and if you don't satiate him at all hours of the day he might just tear your face off like you're a toddler. More so since his face is red and he's huffing and puffing like a bull needing to breed.
> Perhaps he had underestimated what Jayce meant when he said he breaks things during his rut
You think? This went from a fic where Viktor takes a Pringles can up his vagina to wondering whether or not he's turned on by the 'dominant alpha' like it's a monsterfucker story. The funny thing is, the plot rapidly devolved into one of those books that gets roasted on YouTube for having the exact same plot. It's just sprinkled with ~trans magic~ this time around.
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> Massive cock inside of him
Yeah and you want to compare your roid clit to that? No thanks. My man has a Mr. Hands appendage and he's making good use of it - for days, might I add. He literally never stops fucking.
> He's too lost in his rut, too focused on fucking his omega, breeding and knotting him
But it's not your stereotypical women's fiction. It's not what women lap up in Barnes and Noble at all...it's ~different~
> The kind of hurt that makes his head spin, craving more of the painful pleasure
"The pain turns to pleasure" cliché. Always a classic.

The bit about their scents makes me wonder if the author has ever spent time in a perfume shop, because I'd choke at smelling these scents. Lightning would involve ozone, and earth suggests an earthy smell, then you have lavender and coffee. These are all very contradictory scents and instead of making me feel like I'm walking through a wildflower meadow, makes me think said meadow is on fire.
> Honeyed slick of arousal
Add this, too. Omega cum tastes like honey.
> He takes and takes, almost as if Viktor is a toy
Because he is. He's an omega and an FTM; I've never read a fic where they were NOT considered sex toys by their alphas.
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> He falls short
Sucks when you have shorter limbs thanks to your sex, eh?
> He still feels ill prepared today to take it all
> He's stretched open as far as he can, filled as much as he can take
Don't worry, he takes the knot with no issues. But that isn't the problem here; this is supposed to be your basic ABO smut fic, and it turned into a Colleen Hoover DV story real fucking fast.
> Which goes against everything that Jayce's body is telling him he needs right now
So alphas really are barely restrained rapists, who think and act with their dicks at any given moment, and are not punished thanks to their sex. Very on point.
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> He's so far gone, lost to the primal instincts demanding he fuck Viktor until he's bred and mated to him
FTMs on the street, lusty women craving their Tates in the sheets.
> It's the most sincere form of offering from an omega, filled with trust that his alpha will take care of him
AKA the position where you are bred like a bitch. There's no face-to-face contact, you are just put on for show and take what you are given because that is your role as breeding stock. I wonder what Freud has to say on this.
> He can feel how his hole gapes, empty and loose and ready to take his alpha once more
He's loose in one moment, and then tightens up in another. Omega vaginas really are something else.
> He can feel Jayce fucking in and out of him, his belly bulging with the movements
Hard not to when he's literally the size of a Bad Dragon dildo. It's almost inhuman how big he is - I wonder how he manages to operate when all that blood flow goes down there.
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> Gimme a pup
Has the same energy of 'CONTROL THE CHILD' from Alex Jones.
> But a small part of his heart aches slightly with his words
Oh? Do you mean to tell me your female biology yearns to reproduce thanks to the actions of an attractive male with a big dick? You don't say.
> Fuck you full, mate you and breed you and keep you
Why does this sound like something a breeder of those fucked up 'bullies' would say?
> Rubbing his own cock hard and fast
Homie, that roid clit ain't NOTHING compared to Jayce, and you might as well stop now. That's pure comedy with the size difference.
> Milking his knot
See? He took it no problem. And yes it did hurt, despite Viktor insisting otherwise. His vagina is stretched to the limits but it does its job, and he takes said knot four times after this.
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> He's starting to scare him
> He's taken his knot four times today
> Now he's in the thick of it, his body is sore, and he's hungry
Now we enter the 'did I mess up?' plot twist where Viktor tries and fails to convince himself (or the author fails to convince the audience) that Jayce is a caring and lovable alpha...while preventing his own 'dear omega' from drinking, eating, and using the bathroom. Sounds like sexual torture.
> All he wants to do is sleep and fuck
Oh, so like every man does. Accurate.
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So, Viktor dares to go out to the kitchen to find some food, and Jayce appears and boxes him in like a wild animal, threatening him for 'daring to leave'. He's in the KITCHEN, you asshole. Then we have mentions of how strong Jayce is, how Viktor has no options of overpowering him, and he just...gives up. He tries to placate this human shitbull by saying how nice he is and offering up his 'hole' again. Sorry, I thought this was a mutual agreement for sex?
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> Jayce wouldn't hurt him
He just did.
> Both turned on and slightly afraid
'Slightly'? Homie you were terrified. This isn't a case of 'scarousal', this is you worrying if you're going to be put into a blender. Women really have a thing for being stalked and dominated, eh?
> His hole flutters
Like a butterfly, right?
> Lapping over his sensitive cock and loose hole
> Scooping out the come only to smear it down Viktor's thigh
Now, that semen has been up there for hours, if not a day. That shit is going to smell. My man is going to resemble a supermarket lobster, not a 'sexy scent'.
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> Being chased like prey and pinned down, eaten out while his feet dangle over the counter...it all sounds like something out of his most erotic fantasies
Sounds like a basic female erotic fantasy. AKA the stuff you find everywhere in the women's lit section.
> A shake gasp
I'm gonna need a shake after this.
> A mean pinch to his cock.
Ouch. Roid clits are even more sensitive. It'd be like getting your finger caught in a mouse trap.
> A mountain of muscle towering over him, keeping him in place
Something something female erotica something something
> Letting himself be manhandled over his shoulder with only mild irritation
It's not like you were going to topple the guy. Just accept it like the woman - er, omega - you are.
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> You're hungry?
No, he was just in the kitchen for the view. Yes, he was there to fucking eat something, you goddamn animal.
> You are a good mate
No, he isn't. This just sounds like cope. You're trying to placate him to he doesn't rip up your vagina like a meat tenderizer.
> Perhaps there is a learning curve to this
> He just needs to learn
There is no learning for an 'alpha male' that nearly lost his shit when you went to get food. He needs to be gelded, or put down like the animal he is.
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> Am I good?
No, son, you are not. The fact your partner is anxious around you should give a clue, but nooooo. It's somehow tender and 'protective'. Miss me with that shit.
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> Such a good alpha
You nearly shat yourself when he cornered you in the kitchen because you haven't eaten in a day. The fuck you covering up for him?
> Ready to mount and breed if Viktor lets his body go lax for a second too long
So he really is an animal. Reminds me of those racks they put ewes on so they can be mated by rams.
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> He's so sensitive, fucked out and sore
Even that magic vagina that could swallow a nuclear missile can get tired.
> He doesn't want to disappoint him
What's that about him being such a good and understanding alpha? He clearly goes right back to those roots if you're afraid of telling him no.
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> It wasn't from you
Yes it was. I don't see anyone else here.
> Viktor marvels at how he can wrap both of his hands around his length
Does Jayce really have a Coke can dick, or are Viktor's hands just that small?
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Jayce keeps saying he wants to breed Viktor like a bitch, but Viktor refuses, because he wants to maintain some autonomy - until the last chapter, that is. That is when he'll be bred.

> You are a good alpha
So why did he act so feral when you went to the kitchen to get something to eat? Are we just going to forget about that?
> He has never been a fan of being picked up and carried around, but talking Jayce out of doing it would be the same as arguing with a brick wall, so he lets it happen
Story of every woman talking to a man.
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> You'll wash the scent off
It's two-day old cum. It's not like Jayce's balls are drying up anytime soon.
> Decides it's best not to irritate the man who already looks grumping
Nothing says true love like always walking on eggshells.
> I'm just sore. You did not hurt me
Yes he did. You're just saying that so he doesn't go into a feral rage and rape you.
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Jayce asks Viktor if he can mate him again, and again, and again, and somehow it's 'cuter' because he's not in full rut and is somewhat human again. He still can't escape his 'baser instincts' because he's just an alpha that needs to breed, after all. Everything is forgiven when you're in 'fuck or rape' mode.
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> I'd be a good alpha
> I'd give you pups
> Saying no would hurt his feelings
Oh no...we can't have that, now can we? Can't have the moody, angry bull of a man being told no, else he's going to rip the fridge out of the wall. Where's the Red Flag Guy when you need him?
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In which Viktor becomes a human kebab again. What was that about him wondering if he could take that knot? He seems to take him like a pro.
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Ah yes, the cock that is barely 1/5th the size of Jayce's dorsal head. Comedy, as I've said.
> Milking his release from him
This again. With all this milking, has it ever been measured in volume? Can alpha semen be sold on the market like that of a stud? Does such an economy exist? 🧐
> He doesn't even fully understand why he feels like crying
Spoilers: it's hormones and the fact that he feels Jayce doesn't actually love him outside of his rut. Saved you a few paragraphs.
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Don't worry, there'll be all the proper love confessions and breeding in the final chapter. We'll forget that Jayce was a rape ape when Viktor went to get food and how Viktor the trans man can't stop thinking about having pups. They're never escaping their not-so-subtle breeding kink. It's Just Biology.

I seldom post stuff about cross-dressing and AGP centered fics because there aren't many of them. I'm (somewhat) proud to say I've broken that streak. Read on about a man who loves wearing (and ruining) women's clothes.
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I wouldn't have thought a woman wrote this, because it really smacks like your typical AGP Reddit post: a 6'2 man, built like a brick shithouse, trying to shove himself into tight black dresses and pumps that are not made for his man feet. He thinks it makes him look 'so fucking good' when the poor fabric is stretched to shit and cannot be repaired, and buys an entire wardrobe of women's clothes that are not cut for his body - with lingerie as well. All we're missing is the selfie photos to r/translater.
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Haha, must be that 'woman's brain' right? Ironic and fitting that the trans man clocks that Jayce has AGP tendencies right away.
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That designer stuff still isn't made for your male body. Your larger male shoulders, arms, and thicker waist is going to ruin that fabric. I'm surprised none of it tears just from how big he is.
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Crossdressing is always the first step to full blown troonery. Next he's going to steal women's clothes vs buying his own, and begin demanding that he be referred to as female. Not only that, wearing a thong when you have a cock and balls is like putting an elastic band over a bag of oranges - you aren't covering anything. I also feel bad for those pumps because his man feet is going to absolutely wreck the material.
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> As if he's facing a rabid beast
Give it a few years and you will, especially when Jayce demands he be referred to as "Jessica" or some shit.
> They're always a little sore when he wears heels
Because they aren't made for your fucking man feet. You are literally squeezing in feet two times the size of a woman's feet - and he's probably going on the higher end of sizes - and ruining them. As for taking a man or woman home...I'd think they'd be creeped out by your women's shoes collection over the novelty of fucking a would-be tranny.
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> Dressed like a woman
You're a 6'2 Gigahon. If these people had phones, they'd start taking pictures. Not to mention he's 6'5 in heels.
> It's for people like you
AKA a trans/drag queen club. Nice. Even Zaun has standards.
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Yep, 6'5 in heels. That's a big lad.
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> As uncomfortable as a poorly fitted shirt
...they're all poorly fitted, because they are women's clothes shoved onto a male brick shithouse body. ALL OF IT IS GOING TO LOOK BAD.
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No shit he can't get hard in that dress - as if he wasn't turned on already. He might as well be presenting at a gay circuit club.
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Oh yeah, he's full AGP. He loves being called a 'pretty girl' by a woman pretending to be a man, and he's upset he actually doesn't get misgendered. Imagine pitting him against the Gamestop tranny.
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Buddy, you're a 6'2 man in a dress. Lipstick on a pig and all that.
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> As if he's the best part of both worlds, of man and woman
>How exhilarating it is to be stripped down to your base self
> It's not like, like a fetish thing
Oh yeah. It's a fetish thing. This is exactly how all AGPs start. For once, trans Viktor seems like the normal one here.
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> Completely ravished in a skimpy dress
AKA 'fucked like a woman', which is also something AGPs desire.
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> See Jayce, big, imposing, masculine Jayce, getting his world rocked in women's clothing
And is Viktor the feminine one because he's giving you a BJ, or is that different because he's actually trans?
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> Beautiful, full bush that's almost transparent with slick
Is he that thick with the Tarzan pubes, or is his 'slick' actually slime?
> A little cock that peeks out behind a fat foreskin
That's just an enlarged clitoral hood. It's still laughably small compared to Jayce, who nearly choked Viktor with his own dick.
> Fucks his hole as best as he can
Which one?
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> You're being a perfect hole for me, Jayce
Imagine that - the male character is being referred to as a hole, vs the female one who is a 'collection of holes'. Finally some equality!
> He can be a perfect whore, he can be the best slut
Not until that anal cherry gets blown out and starts looking like an oyster, buddy. You're not getting that result with Viktor's 'cock.'
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You're just going to sweat into it and ruin the fabric. Silk is for important affairs - and please wear deodorant. Now the only question remains is this: is that a woman's blouse he's wearing, or a man's?

I'll be adding more to this post, but have this for the meantime. Never thought I'd find an FTM writing an AGP character, but here we are.
 
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I don't understand why these types of people are always in the same fandoms
God, I miss when the front pages for any given fandom were just insane geeky women and the occasional man who was very autistically invested in his version of the world building.

Both IRL and in fic a lot of these people are obsessed with "so quirky! so taboo!" because they fundamentally have never experienced or just do not Get romance and actual connection, so they replace the lack of feeling and stimulation with "kinky" stuff. A good writer would make you feel hot under the collar just for the pining alone, not that I'd expect that out of the average ficcer anyway. I just think it's funny, like you're writing fanfic, what sort of cool kids club are you trying to appeal to by coming across too edgy for the norms cause you're obsessed with the idea of deranged sex acts?
I genuinely find it funny how much of it is all just complete poser nonsense. Not to PL too much but I have been called out SO OFTEN when people found out I was actually just as involved in kink IRL as I write in fanfiction. Was told once it was sexual assault to "non-consensually involve people" by....just existing while actually having the sex I write about I guess.
 
This fic was based on fanart - which I must say, was ACTUALLY beautiful and very well drawn! - so I decided to give this a go.
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I think she meant 'for some time'.
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I will give the author this, though: her Mel is not a bitch, has a character, and is in an amicable relationship with Jayce. Too often she's the punching bag, so it's refreshing to see her be a normal person that isn't a villain - even in a trans fic.
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He trips up the stairs for an epic faceplant. Rather funny, if you ask me.
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Hopefully the lip gloss actually complements his features. And BTW, Jayce fell UP the stairs, not DOWN the stairs.
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> A frilly necklace against his milky skin
Gotta hide those narrower shoulders, you know. And you gotta highlight how white he is because we love our Victorian 'boy'friends.
> Dry like sandpaper
Oh, I know something else that's going to be dry like sandpaper.
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> Inches of porcelain skin littered with freckles and moles exposed for everyone to see
White (wo)men stay winning.
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> A kind of pent up rage that he couldn't quite control
Ah, we're pulling the 'asking for it' excuse, eh? "Sorry I was rough, my alpha instincts were triggered by your dress."

It's OK, though, he drops this rage like a hotpocket because we don't want a rape ape in our porn - that's for ABO.
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> As if Viktor could ever live with himself if he did such a thing
Sounds like a codependent relationship. Very healthy. Funny how the FTMs always feel like this, and never the other way around.
> Pleads
Pleads, or pleas?
> Viktor wasn't quite sure if they would be able to live without it
Hey, mirror sex can be hot. I've seen fanart of it.
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> Honest, sincere, but above all, flawed
What happened to that sudden rage that popped up over other people finding Viktor pretty? Are we not addressing that?
> They even had matching braces to show for it
I didn't even notice he was wearing them when he fell up the stairs. Funny how they're calling Viktor a cripple, but not him.
> If Jayce ever discovered Viktor's obsession over his pure strength his time in the forge would only triple
Women and gay men love muscles. Has Jayce ever tried tren? Then we can really compare whether that or T is better.
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> Expanse of pale skin
Always the obsession with white skin...what are you trying to tell us?
> In the mirror, Viktor's nipples looked as rosy as they always did
I'm surprised they don't resemble pepperonis as they are wont to do after the zippertit surgery.
> Lacy underwear
Very manly. And in purple! All to highlight his special assets!
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Oh look, a body hair fetish. Pooners have a weird fetish with that, be it with the Tarzan pubes or with actual men resembling yetis. I don't have a problem with hair, but if you look like Bigfoot, you are getting waxed or a roll of duct tape. You should not be a human carpet.
> It was infuritating, really
> It made Jayce further fall in love with him
Pick one.
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> Jayce grasped onto his waist, his fingers almost meeting in the middle of Viktor's back from the size difference
I am so fucking tired of reading this. It is everywhere. Viktor is uwu so smol he has a smaller waist than Dita von Teese after tightlacing. His waist is NOT that fucking small - you are just outing him as a tiny, 5'0 female because you are barely taller than 5'5 yourself. Enough already.

'Funner' also isn't a word.
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> The more and more Jayce lost himself to the pleasure
Not sure if ESL, or just poor at English.
> One orgasm and then he'd ride Jayce
> One of Viktor's favourite things about Jayce is that he came a lot, more than the average person
*Average man. His refractory period is almost nonexistent, and he'd technically be a freak of nature. Very few men can ejaculate like that in so short a time.
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> Despite his protests, Jayce was already growing hard again
This man really should be on a farm. Sell his semen to make superhumans. You'd make a fortune.
> With no stimulation to his own cock
Yes, I'm sure that 'tiny cock' will compare to something you admit is larger and girthier than the male average. Pure comedy.
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> He could never get used to feeling full of Jayce
> Jayce's cock was well above the average length and girth
And you want me to believe that roid clit can even come close? The ho can't even write Viktor's name right.
> The audible slaps
The slaps of Viktor's ass
You already wrote this.
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> Shimmer and magic combined
You already wrote this.
> Leather and spice, very much evoking the forge in which he spent so much time working in
Why does a forge smell like leather, when you're smelting metal? You should smell of iron, steel and nickel, not perfumes and leather - that's for a tannery.

Not that that matters - the author was very proud of her work and wants you to be happy, too. She's just a wee JayVik fan, spurred on by the 'totally canon' declaration made by Viktor's VA. Give her some sugar for her underwhelming smut, would ya?

Do you remember that legendary Monster can fic? It has a sequel. This was from the German law student who had a piss fetish, and there's that and a few illicit things involving a shampoo bottle. This author would like you to know her work is NOT like those awful erotic fiction written by men, mind you.

This is the WILDEST fic I have ever read so far, and I had to archive it. It can be found here.
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> he would be ashamed of it in the future
You shoved a Monster can up your vagina. What is there to be ashamed of?
> mexican
What, we can't capitalize that, now?
> Delicious fruit growing from a ravine
You mean a vine?
> Adult man was indeed fucking
And he's fucking a trans man who will get, I quote, 'a broken, fucked cunt'.
> The only thing he wanted to do tonight was to get fucked until his brain dribbled out of his pussy
Buckle up, you'll see a lot of wild lines from this piss fetish Fraulein.
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> Had a nice dick
12 inches and it's the size of a soda bottle. No joke, that's what she writes.
> Lifting the smaller man up as if he weighed nothing
Just your uwu smol trans boy about to get destroyed by all that man meat.
> He liked men who were stronger than him and used that strength to treat him like something precious
Oh, so your average female fantasy.
> Still too shy to properly say what he wanted
Ironic. He shoves a Monster can up his vagoo and now he's getting all nervous like a blushing virgin.
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Jayce is right here: Viktor is acting all shy despite what he did in the previous fic, which really leans into the 'I'm a smol uwu trans boy who's just so shy plz me nice to me and fuck me?' infantilization.
> Taking dominance in an instance (instant), claiming the smaller man like an animal in rut
But it's not like those bad erotic novels. This is better.
> It felt like Jayce was in the middle of taking his kissing virginity
> He wasn't a virgin, damnit
So why are you acting like one? Funny how you all lose that proud trans man status once an actual man whips his dick out.
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> The association making his pussy produce more wetness
> Shoving his tongue down Viktor's throat as if he was trying to fuck the fleshy walls
Is he a horse? Because you're going to see that tongue get really long in a minute.
> Tongue-fucking was something that he saw as juvenile and rude
Says the transman who likes to get pissed in - and that's an actual thing, btw. The author herself is also a piss fetishist who likes to be used as a human toilet.
> Would a virgin know how to whine so prettily that the upcoming sex would be particularly brutal?
This back and forth on why Viktor isn't a virgin is annoying. It's all leaning into the 'transman innocence' compared to the huge male that's about to fuck him into submission. And as we find out, Viktor is find being fucked in alleyways, pissing on pavements like a dog, and admits to being a 'slut' because his former boyfriend had a 10 inch penis. Since Jayce is bigger, the kinks get worse - and more disgusting.
> Who knows, maybe the two of them had already met long ago in some far away alternate universe
Haha, get it? True cosmic love, man. Now piss in that pussy.
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> Be a transman
> Wear oversized suit pants to hide the fact you are trans
> Wear lace panties once you see a huge cock that you will never have
> Act like a blushing virgin
> Repeat the fact that you are not a blushing virgin, but are in fact a 'whore' with a 'whore mindset'.
> Do whatever your boyfriend wants, at all times, because you are a mindless hole for him
Just Pooner things. And yes, Viktor consents to being used as a human toilet.
> His comically large cock was a welcome addition
> Had shoved a shampoo bottle inside his sensitive opening...cumming so hard that he feared that he would pass out and drown in his bubbly bath water
This makes me think the author actually did that. Too bad you woke up at the wrong time.
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Looks like 12 inches in the backdoor is coming soon, lads. But there's a catch -
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See? He's saving his anus for his husband, who will absolutely not cause any tears and lead to surgery in the future. You can call him a slut or a fag (which he isn't, you need to be male to be that), but don't call him an Aktion T4 candidate. That's too far. You can piss inside him and use him as a human toilet, but don't be that kind of mean.
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> His hands were so much larger than Viktor's it made the smaller man's head spin
Because you're a 5'0 pooner that's barely 90 lbs. A faun is bigger than you.
> Viktor loved how small Jayce made him feel
Par the course for these heifers.
> He wrapped his arms around Viktor's thighs and realized that his fingers almost touched
Just uwu smol trans boi things.

The best part of this, though, is the author making a casual swipe at bad erotica you find in stores when her shit makes them look tame. It's just as terrible with the lines she writes; Viktor's pussy may not smell like strawberries, but it might as well with how many shampoo bottles and energy drinks are shoved up there.
> Sucking on it like it was a piece of candy
> Bad erotic novels
Fucking pick one.
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Viktor's genitalia gets referred to as 'fat and pink' a lot, as is him being called a slut and a whore. It's OK, though; this demeaning language is 'taken back' and used for liberation purposes from a proud trans man.
> The meat inside was even more wet, dripping with cunt juice, opening and clenching with anticipation
A man didn't write this. A woman pretending to be a man did.
> Eating the little slut out as if he was starving and the pussy in front of him was the only meal he had gotten in months
Starving man cliché.
> Jayce had a big mouth and a bigger tongue
You know that White Chicks scene where Terry Crews licks out the oyster? This is that.
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The cervix moves up during arousal, not down, and stays higher during pregnancy. Jayce isn't going to reach it unless he decided to modify his tongue like that of a giraffe. Isn't it something how these 'pussyboys' are only there to serve as breeding cows for penis owners - or should I say, owners of hard pieces of meat?
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> It wasn't a kink thing for me
Yes it was. Viktor at this point is just a mouthpiece for the author - and I am not fucking kidding when I say this gets WILD.
> The system would have fucked me
You're already fucking the system. You wanted to transition before curing yourself, remember that.
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Silco is a trans man in this as well, with full breasts that he likes getting slapped around. But he's a True and Honest Man, see. It's manly to have F-cups slapped around.
> He knew that my first boyfriend had turned me into a bit of a whore
I bet if you called the author this in person, over and over, to fit her 'degradation kink', she wouldn't like it. It's only on the Internet that they brag about their kinks.

Also, LMAO at Jayce pointing out that the stores have a RAT PROBLEM and that Viktor stuck a can that might've given him hantavirus up his vagina. Wew, lad!
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> I enjoyed being used as a human toilet. Makes me feel primal
I bet Viktor and the author wouldn't be saying that if a bunch of Syrians from Berlin took turns pissing on her. Only Chad Thundercock can do that.
> This means I have to be careful with who I sleep with because of STIs but the feeling of being filled with cum makes the effort worth it
Pooners are actually more afraid of pregnancy than STIs, because who cares about hepatitis than being used as a cum bucket?
> I love it when men talk about impregnating me
AKA 'I love it when hot, well-hung men bring out my female nature and fulfill my biological imperative to reproduce'
> To make me a really happy slutty boy, you need to plug my pussy up for the night
Yes, these are all quotable and I HOWLED when I read them. This girl really is a meme.

> Just look at these childbearing hips
SHE DID THE MEME, SHE DID THE CHILDBEARING HIPS MEME WHILE HAVING WHITE KIDS IN THE POLISH COUNTRYSIDE, HOLY SHIT

Who knew an FTM could go full 1488?
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> If I get rich, I want to live in a nice cottage and be bred like an ewe, with nice white children in a nice white area
> My ancestors worked really hard to get out of this bullshit
I'm sure they're proud that a daughter of Czechia is pretending to be a man and wants to fuck a Spaniard (?) to repopulate the earth with white children while saying she's a man.

And yes, this dumb bitch insisted this wasn't a tradwife fic, when this is the LITERAL FUCKING DEFINITION OF A TRADWIFE LIFE. "It doesn't exist in reality" OK then bitch, why do you want it so badly?

Of course, the author, who voted for the literal retard party Die Linke, talks about German politics and how it's bad more Germans are voting for the AfD. AKA the struggles of a white woman, pretending to be a man, who likely doesn't get threatened on a regular basis by Ahmed and Mohammed. An uwu smol trans boy who shoves Monster cans up their vagina and wants to be a human toilet, that is.
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When I said there were so many quotable lines, I wasn't joking. This entire thing reads like a troll wrote it. Jayce's dick moving Viktor's bladder - described as a water balloon - out of the way? Talking about how he'd look good with a baby bump? Wearing crop tops during pregnancy? Wanting to show him around the neighbourhood as proof he did his manly duty? All of it, quotable.
> He hadn't had the chance to look at it properly in the security guard office
Yes he did. He knew it was 12 inches and the biggest he ever saw and had. Why is he acting like this is the first time he's seen it?
> Wide too, like a fucking soda bottle
European or American? We going 2L in this bitch.
> Oh, my cunt is going to be so broken, when we continue to fuck. Then, you'll really need to marry me, because no one will want me and my broken, fucked cunt
This is a real line. And no, a man didn't write it. A woman pretending to be one did.
> Just lift me up and down like a fleshlight
Too bad most of you are 300 lb heifers. Jayce would be breaking his back trying to lift one of you.

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Oh look, it's the 'his waist is so small Jayce's fingers can wrap around it' cliché.
>"I'm going to make you take it. Don't worry, you can take it and you will
He's going to take him to the grave.
> The second organ simply gave up, the thick meat pushing against it acted like a stone pressing against a water balloon
This makes me think he's actually fucking his bladder. And apparently no one told this Kraut that urine doesn't come from the vagina, but the urethra.
> My pretty little piss slut
Very quotable.
> Your cock is kissing my womb right now
Oh, it's doing more than that.
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> The bigger man was holding him up like he weighed nothing
He is probably 90 lbs soaking wet.
> Bouncing on his dick like a sex toy
Because he is one.
> Piss and slick flying all over the place
Great. Get a cleaning crew.
> Punching against his cervix with such force that Viktor was sure that he would bruise
Bruise? You're heading to the ER with that.
> He was being reduced to a stupid breeding bitch that couldn't even control its own pee
Reminder that sometimes, men are not the worst misogynists and do not write the worst smut. This is a German woman writing this. Something tells me that if you called her a 'breeding bitch' to her face, she wouldn't like it because it would remind her that she's a woman.


Speaking of - what's with this obsession with comparing vulvas to flowers? Stop that.

> So proud that he wanted Jayce to put him in micro skirts that covered nothing and parade him around town, showing everyone how much he had ruined his cunt
Before or after he has your four white children?

Ejaculating for a whole-ass minute? Get this man to a farm, pronto. He's a human Mr. Hands.
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Jayce has an amazing refractory period, because despite ejaculating for a full minute, he's still hard and ready to go a second time. A true Ubermenschen.
> He had only ever seen mating presses in porn before
You got used as a human toilet before a mating press? Sad!
> Smaller twink
Cute, but he's no twink. Just a wee pooner with a piss fetish.
> His pussy produced the filthiest squelching sounds that mankind had ever heard. Piss, cum, slick, all of it was getting pushed out of him with every thrust that Jayce delivered
So he's a human strudel. OK. Where's Hans Landa?
> When we are done with this one I won't pull out, I'll plug you up with my cock, so you'll be nice and pregnant in the morning
An alpha male didn't write this. This isn't Booktok's 'bad erotica', it's just basic German trans porn.
> Come on, you piss slut. Get pregnant
This is a real line, written by a real human
> Get pregnant, get pregnant, get pregnant
Andrew Tate didn't write this.
> It felt like it would never end, cum running out of Viktor's cunt, the small fleshy space unable to hold this amount of sperm
Anyone tried to measure it in volume like they do with horses?
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Hopefully there won't be rat shit on it. Can't have hantavirus infecting your pristine white Czech kids while you frolic and fuck like bulls in the Polish countryside.
I don't understand why these types of people are always in the same fandoms
Autistic locusts. Once a fandom dies or lessens in popularity, they move on to the next one.

All of these were posted by the same author, leading to a small boom tonight. And yes - she's dead serious about that username.
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I am half tempted to read this one, just to see how that's even possible.
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I gotta say, ABO/Omegaverse is one of the most repulsive concepts I've heard of, between the eugenic implications of the setting and humans having canine estrus and genitals.

And of COURSE it was the Supernatural fandom's creation, because a bunch of retarded and repressed teenagers needed to circumvent writing incest between the two main characters, and instead focused on the two actors playing them. As if that's any less creepy.

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To be fair(?), I don't think the actor shipping was ever meant to be an attempt circumvent the incest shipping. Supernatural fandom was at its peak during the days when shipping incest was not considered a big deal in fandom spaces generally; the prevailing attitude back then was what gets sneered at as "pro-ship" today, in that the default assumption was that as long as the ship involved fictional characters, it really didn't matter whether or not the characters were related. They weren't really related because they didn't really exist. While there were of course people who were uncomfortable with it anyway, they "circumvented" incest ships by just shipping something else. (It could be argued that Dean/Castiel got popular partly because there were so many people who weren't really into the fact that prior to Castiel's introduction, the big Supernatural ship was Dean/Sam. Castiel being introduced gave them a way to join in on the slash ship fun fest without having to involve incest. But aside from cheap ammo during ship wars, nobody much cared about the incest - they just didn't click on the fics.)
Shipping the real life actors was always seen as transgressive and a strange thing to do, because, well, it involved real people. Not even in the plausible deniable "I'm shipping the public personas!" way that you see with pro wrestling or Minecraft YouTubers -- just straight up the actual actors. It's not a new phenomenon (there were people shipping William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy back in the 70s) but it's often considered off-limits even by people who are into the grossest shit imaginable as long as it's imaginary. Because if you justify your freak shit with "Nobody involved is actually a real person, so nobody's getting hurt, who cares?", you can't do that anymore when it DOES involve real people. Basically, shipping actors crosses the line between reality and fiction.
In recent years theres been a lot more focus on the "problematic" nature of fictional ships involving things that would be bad in real life, which has lead to ships that genuinely cross the reality-fiction line being basically forgotten about and treated as no big deal. The fact that it's not racist or transphobic or incestuous or age gap or whatever is apparently more important than the fact that the "characters" being shipped are not fictional...
 
Has the fanfic scene gone full-on degenerate, then? Shipping really causes brainrot, it seems like. I do know fanfic writers have gotten an immense sense of entitlement in the last few years.

I'll ask a friend later but he got screeched at for telling people to just have fun and don't take fanfiction so seriously. He showed me a few screenshots and the things they've said to justify their hobby were nothing short of insane, like saying writing fanfiction was rebellious.
 
Has the fanfic scene gone full-on degenerate, then? Shipping really causes brainrot, it seems like. I do know fanfic writers have gotten an immense sense of entitlement in the last few years.

I'll ask a friend later but he got screeched at for telling people to just have fun and don't take fanfiction so seriously. He showed me a few screenshots and the things they've said to justify their hobby were nothing short of insane, like saying writing fanfiction was rebellious.
It's always been degenerate and I don't think the ratio of degenerate to non-degenerate fic has changed much, just the exact flavor of degeneracy. (An mpreg fic that's written 2025 almost certainly involves pooners, where as an mpreg fic in 2005 would have had a mysterious ass baby that the author didn't pretend could actually happen IRL.) Shipping something that would be unacceptable in real life (incest, abusive/non-consensual, huge age gap or underage character) is less common overall I think but not because less people ship stuff like that per se, it's just that a lot of the people who do ship stuff like that have gone underground in certain fandoms due to the prevelance of people who lose their shit over made-up characters doing stuff that isn't real. Real person shipping is definitely not more common now than it was before as far as I've seen. I'm not sure how their numbers have been impacted by the more recent trend of fandom policing, though, since IRL ships have always been too objectionable for me. And I hang out with Corpsefluid.
(Seriously, I've seen and been involved in fanwork exchanges that could provide content for this thread for literal years... the only rules were "Nothing that is literally illegal under US law" and "no RPF". That's it.)

The people who take fanfic seriously are 100% involved in the ship discourse, with a large proportion of them being "anti-shippers" who get mad because an imaginary character did something that would be illegal in real life. (The remaining people are of course "pro-shippers", but most people in a given fandom space are technically "pro-ship" in the sense that they don't really care what other people do with their barbie dolls as long as they don't shove it in their face... but only obnoxious shutins who voluntarily get involved in internet discourse actually self-identify as "pro-ship".)
 
This is pretty mild compared to the horrors here but it irritates me enough to whine about: Why do ao3 authors tag like this???!

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Literally NO ONE searches by & tag. This is even worse than merely tagging every single character 😭
 
This is pretty mild compared to the horrors here but it irritates me enough to whine about: Why do ao3 authors tag like this???!

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Literally NO ONE searches by & tag. This is even worse than merely tagging every single character 😭
Maybe they're using it in the proper way? & denotes focus on a relationship that is platonic or familial, were as the slash denotes romantic/sexual. A lot of people don't know this anymore though. Everything is almost always over tagged these days. I don't even really actively read fic anymore to read it, but just to rubberneck the crazy. Like hate watching bad horror movies. So I'm not as annoyed by it as I used to be.

I think the real actors ships from a lot of TV shows also came about from the trend of writing about the show as an actual show being filmed rather than taking the universe its set in as it's own "real "world. It's gross, but at least has a more logical through line, you're literally writing about the show you like as opposed to just straight up RPF for the sake of it. But it got out of hand as it always does.
 
Has the fanfic scene gone full-on degenerate, then? Shipping really causes brainrot, it seems like. I do know fanfic writers have gotten an immense sense of entitlement in the last few years.

I'll ask a friend later but he got screeched at for telling people to just have fun and don't take fanfiction so seriously. He showed me a few screenshots and the things they've said to justify their hobby were nothing short of insane, like saying writing fanfiction was rebellious.
Well, he gave me some of the screenshots.
For context, he said this:
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Now he personally told me that he kind of wanted to stir shit in the subreddit, but he tried to phrase his post in a more sensible manner to see if fanfic hobbyists would still be offended.

Sure enough...

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Wow. Fucking wow. This is the most retarded thing I've seen on anything related to fanfiction... ever!

My friend called this person fucking insane and was so baffled by their response he couldn't think of a good way to rebuke or even reply to it.
 
/u/Advanced_Heat_2610, what does fan fiction teach?

AO3 lets you upload stories that aren't based on a single property or a crossover, right? Who's gatekeeping "original fiction"?
Society, apparently. I don't know what this person is even talking about, but I'm assuming they're a basement-dwelling creature who never read anything but fanfiction their whole life, because no one sane of mind would equate writing fanfiction to being punk, or championing for social rights like this absolute maniac is claiming.

It's insane, absolutely insane. My friend tried arguing with them:
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But as you know, you can't argue with a madman:
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I'm losing my damn mind reading these.
 
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