Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

@Toji Suzuhara


edit: I just watched the video

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

This is what happens to me for having a Lain pfp

Edit: Wait, no. It's for Toji Suzuharu. Carry on Alex

 

[CallmeCicada]

Sorry, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , you have to go through @Tom Malvoro Riddle first to court Toji.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I want to say, maybe some of it is put on a bit, as in he's doing it for show. Some of the shit I've seen I have a hard time believing is 100% authentic (but maybe I'm just jaded).

However, that in no way changes his lolicon bs he's been gooning to for literal years, nor does it change the fun I've had during this fiasko. Fuck the haters. This is the best thread I've been a part of for a while. It's been a lot of fun.

I can agree I think some is put on for show at the moment, but I mean, the clown rape bullshit? was he even phone booked (the first one that was under the radar) at that point? I have a hard time believing it is ALL put on for show.

Alex, I know you're reading this but I really do wish you the best. You've provided me some of the best laughs of my life. Even if some of this currently is put on for show, I say fuck it and keep it going. This has been one of the best moments of my life with all these HARDY side hurting laughs. This shit has been so fun to keep up with. Keep it coming. You may actually receive the infamy fame you desire after all.

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

You officially made it, Toji! So proud

 

[Sperg Spectating]

@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

LOLLL both me and Toji put Winner/Semper Fi reactions, then watched the videos, and changed them to Islamic/Deviant, I could not believe my eyes when I saw both reactions change at once.

Hope you enjoy being Alex's boytoy, Toji-tan!

 

[Red flaming panda]

@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

@Suburban Bastard

Omg, he's gonna rape @Toji Suzuhara

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Omg, he's gonna rape @Toji Suzuhara

I still have all my limbs intact, so I don't think he will

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Toji-tan noooo

 

[Tom Malvoro Riddle]

Sorry, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , you have to go through @Tom Malvoro Riddle first to court Toji.

is this some fetish thing?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

DAMNIT!!! Toji got one and I haven't. I was part of the original Kiwi Crew Alex. Now I feel betrayed and butt hurt. I even just got done saying nice words about you, genuinely meaning them and now I feel betrayed. At least Toji is destined to be subjected to house bitch. Maybe that's a fate I can avoid.

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

I take it back.
PROTECT TOJI AT ALL COST

 

[Gravemind]

@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

@Suburban Bastard

This is what happens to me for having a Lain pfp

Edit: Wait, no. It's for Toji Suzuharu. Carry on Alex

He STILL can't get your name right.

I wonder if he thinks he's making you mad by getting it wrong.

 

[The Noticer]

Toji is about to get buck broken

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

He STILL can't get your name right.

I wonder if he thinks he's making you mad by getting it wrong.

I don't think he's smart enough to think that far ahead

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

I still have all my limbs intact, so I don't think he will

at worst, he'll remove everything except your head like me
because he's a retard and can't cut off limbs more efficiently

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I still have all my limbs intact, so I don't think he will

I'm sorry, but it's either you or us.

 

[Tom Malvoro Riddle]

i am missing something? is this some kind of cult surrounding that obsessed loser? what is going on?

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I found some vintage 90's amputee goonbait for Alex.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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I'm sorry, but it's either you or us.

vidya now plez?

(context for future reading, changed this to pfp)