Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

This isn't a video on me, @Cheesy Beavy and I think the full crew would stand up for me here to say this is bullshit. Not everyone is the Kiwi Krew. Some are posers and beggars but not everyone is Kiwi Krew (yes, I am retroactively changing the spelling.)
Kiwi Krew are only the most dedicated, True & Honest shitposters. The ones who've been here from the start. The ones who've already have Alex's videos copypasted the moment he uploads them. The ones who find even the most degenerate of his alts on the most degenerate of sites.

You wouldn't get it unless you were apart of the Kiwi Krew.

I can't believe we already have the winner for 2025's Lolcow of The Year Opsec Fail Award. In February.
We already had a nomination worthy Halal within the first 12 hours of 2025 with @Bonfish, wonder what that dude's up to now.
 
100 FOOKIN PAGES LETS GOOO

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True & Honest shitposters
You just MATI cause I'm not a pay piggy like you wish to be. I've watched this shit show since day one.
The ones who've already have Alex's videos copypasted the moment he uploads them.
Again, MATI I did nothing other than shit post and still got my name mentioned in a vidya despite only shit posting. You had to work hard and beg for your vidya
You wouldn't get it unless you were apart of the Kiwi Krew.
Nigguh, what you mean? I just posted the original video of the Kiwi Krew again. You just mad I did nothing yet am still part of the Kiwi Krew for saying "took pink triangle well". Get on my level and do nothing of value and get mentioned for no reason. At least I was willing to negotiate. I gave my demands for peace but you gave none? why you scared or something?

Stop letting this get in the way of our super secret DM's. All of us on the list love each other in the DM's, why make our dispute public?
 
I AM REAL SHIT POSTER AND HATED SINCE BEGGINING, EVERYONE RESPECT MUH AUTHORITAY




Edit : Happy 100 pages. I love most of you
 
Alex, please explain to me why Alex is going to hell.
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If his channel isn't shut down between then and now, someday, someone will randomly stumble across his account, see these uploads, and believe him to be yet another one of those weird, obscure, YouTube schizos.

That will be your moment of glory @Lunar Eclipse Paradox. Maybe some third-rate content creator will even make a video delving into you as a part of the "mysteries of the internet" type of format, thus allowing the future generations to marvel at your retardation while they eat their meals, use the bathroom, go on their commutes, or just out of sheer boredom on a slow day.

How foolish we'll all be at that time, failing to realize the long term investment of notoriety you'll garner.
 
If his channel isn't shut down between then and now, someday, someone will randomly stumble across his account, see these uploads, and believe him to be yet another one of those weird, obscure, YouTube schizos.

That will be your moment of glory @Lunar Eclipse Paradox. Maybe some third-rate content creator will even make a video delving into you as a part of the "mysteries of the internet" type of format, thus allowing the future generations to marvel at your retardation while they eat their meals, use the bathroom, go on their commutes, or just out of sheer boredom on a slow day.

How foolish we'll all be at that time, failing to realize the long term investment of notoriety you'll garner.
He's probably going to unlist all of his interesting videos once he snaps out of his tard rage. He has over 1000 unlisted videos on that account alone, and he unlisted a lot of his earlier Kiwi callouts.
 
That will be your moment of glory @Lunar Eclipse Paradox. Maybe some third-rate content creator will even make a video delving into you as a part of the "mysteries of the internet" type of format
With how detailed the OP is going to be, you should probably bet on some lolcow YouTubers making videos on this guy as soon as it leaves PG. I bought all my stocks early on this nigger, and I'm not letting go until I see his face on a Turkey Tom thumbnail.
 
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