Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

That's fucking disgusting.

Yeah, it was next-level. I'm assuming someone a-logged more efficiently than I did, but I have screenshots as backup.

In other news, he's going on MyLittlePiggy tomorrow - properly, it sounds like. Melton was advertising it.


Edit: I believe he means "This Little Piggy", a subtitle for Melton's show.

 

[Canard]

I have never seen anyone living in other persons head this rent free. Like there is absolutely nothing else going in Nick's life. Absolutely nothing...

 

[200MB]

I can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.
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Maybe it wasn't giving birth that destroyed Kayla's body, but surviving sex with this fucking freak. Real Hellraiser shit.
"I gave it to her so good, the bitch needed a blood transfusion."
What the fuck LMAO. The man's a pussy mangler.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, it was next-level.

If it makes you feel any better, just keep reminding yourself Nick is pathological liar. So there's a way better than even chance that never happened.

What makes it disgusting, in spite of that, is he thinks that would be something to brag over.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

You can't beat a succulent Chinese meal.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nothing screams “having a great time” quite like tears in the ol’ labia. Yessir. Perhaps a sore, irritated clitoris from a dry rub. Follow that up with a UTI and you’ve got the trifecta.

Nick is truly a sex god. Now, no one specified what kind of sex, but…

@Captain Manning what about ramen?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Aaron poisoned my daughter...

...AND WANTED TO EAT AT THE SHITTY CHINESE BUFFET!!!

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I'm really addicted to this lolcow. Every time I think he can't get any dumber he exceeds my expectations.

Remember that he also possibly has Wernicke-Korsakoff from alcoholism, as well as whatever demyelination dementia he could get from constantly huffing nitrous. He may literally not even remember anything past a minute or two ago. Even if he doesn't, he's still clearly retarded, mentally deficient, struggling with even shitting out a lie from time to time.

Confabulation, that is, making up shit to cover for your total lack of memory, is common with wetbrained goners like Nick, but throw in that Nick was already a pathological liar even before pickling his brain and you have a recipe for just nonstop verbal diarrhea.

Every time I try to read this crackhead's gibberish I just start hearing it in his nasal, whiny fag voice and instantly tune it out as being of less than zero informational value.

Is there any chance his coping mechanism was ultimately dissociative identity disorder? There's no way the same person with the slightest shred of self-awareness could have written that tweet and those chats in the same day unless he was operating under split personalities, each with total amnesia as to anything the other had typed.

He has years of Youtube lawyer debate brain (I didn't say that!) paired with booze, coke and galaxy gas.

He's 'wet-debate brained'. Or is it 'debate wet-brained'?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

What makes it disgusting, in spite of that, is he thinks that would be something to brag over.

He just wants to fit in with pedo Patrick's people.

"Aren't I kewl guys? High five anyone? Anyone?" *quickly checks notes* "Erm, Aaron tasted my cum, yeah .........hmm....tough crowd tonight"

 

[ddlloo]

Monogamy is repeatedly 'bragging' about how you made the side chick bleed, and how your wife's lover later ate your cum.

 

[SargonF00t]

I can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.
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What is the big deal about fucking April whilst she was on her period?

 

[ddlloo]

Sidebar, but Nick has such a focus on trying to appear more masculine than Aaron. It's fucking weird.

The cum eating thing is obvious.
Every few weeks he mentions making April bleed.
The obsession he had with trying to downplay Aaron's shitty boxing credentials as much as possible, while talking about how he himself is planning on hitting the weights now he lost the weight he wanted to (Rip Doritos).

Part of me wonders if during a fight, Kayla said that Aaron was more a man than Nick ever was.

 

[daffodils]

Back to the usual stuff. Nick projecting his body image issues, bragging about his BIG DICK, being the alpha cuck, etc.


Who gets excited by a woman? Weird!


Going after the wine moms again




The organ grinder enjoys the monkey's performance

 

[newuser131]

bragging about his BIG DICK,

the minnesota micro needs to just stop. if rekieta had a big dick, he wouldn't need the balldo.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Is it possible that Nick avoids even probation period becasue he's to retarded? He litreally went from "im not getting into slapfights with Aaron" to "of couse my baldo is bigger than his cock".
Love the "the past happnened. pretending it didn't is silly" just like his youngest testing positive right fellas.

 

[Swole McPole]

can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.

If true, this has to be because they're shooting up in the bedroom. Adult women don't bleed during sex, regardless of how humungous your dong is. They use that hole to deliver children, FFS. Your tiny cock will have no impact on it whatsoever.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.
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Kill yourself Nick.

By the way, who else is into this?

BP needs to come up with a term that's on a completely different level to scrote and moid to describe this.
Fucking gross.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick really needs to dust off that Jack Murphy beard and start wearing it again.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Nick really wants Aaron to be his Maddox. It's not happening bro.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

He... he actually thinks it's a flex to make a woman bleed... for her to be so dry that she gets tears in her vagina...

Whenever I think I know just how retarded this... "man" is, he proves that I've overestimated him.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I maintain that Kayla became a pillhead zombie because she had to live with this loser. Imagine the stress of being married to and having 5 kids with a hardcore lazy narcissist, and then imagine the narcissist decides his new career should be getting drunk and ranting online.

And that was the "good Nick" of 2019. It only went downhill from there.

Kayla has always been a stupid cunt. She married a man who pretended to be gay to get close to her. Have you seen what she's like when she's not sedated? She's a nutty manic bitch who constantly makes retarded sounds and faces while she mugs for the camera with her crazy eyeballs nearly popping out of their sockets.