Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

I can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.

Here's the remainder for posterity. If anyone can understand whatever all these deviants are babbling about, please translate.

 

[Lidl Drip]

He... he actually thinks it's a flex to make a woman bleed... for her to be so dry that she gets tears in her vagina...

He's been married for 20 years with multiple kids and still doesn't know this basic fact about female anatomy. He clearly thinks the blood means that his dick is just soooo big and not that she was clearly dry as fuck looking at this > humping away at her. I can see why his sex life died.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's been married for 20 years with multiple kids and still doesn't know this basic fact about female anatomy. He clearly thinks the blood means that his dick is just soooo big and not that she was clearly dry as fuck looking at this > humping away at her. I can see why his sex life died.

It's just like a cop ordering steak at a Denny's. You never know if it's medium rare or well done, or blue and bleeding until you slice it open.

 

[Annealing Crater]

He... he actually thinks it's a flex to make a woman bleed... for her to be so dry that she gets tears in her vagina...

That must have been an awkward explanation during Nick and April's sex talk with the children.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

An hour-ish ago:



First of all, gross. Nick sounds like he's into Geno being excited by looking at Kayla. (I don't recall that, btw. I remember him laughing.)

Second, a ridiculous threat of a civil suit against Geno.

Nick seems to not realize he is giving Geanu a way out with this garbage.

In my opinion Geanu needs a lawyer now and could then recant their previous statements and refuse to testify.
The victim's husband threatened them with legal action and they fear if they do not plead the 5th they might be the target of a civil lawsuit or even criminal procedures instigated by Nick.

Nick's faggotry and threats are really retarded. He just has to sit back and wait for the free W.

 

[Clem Fandango]

He... he actually thinks it's a flex to make a woman bleed... for her to be so dry that she gets tears in her vagina...

Whenever I think I know just how retarded this... "man" is, he proves that I've overestimated him.

Blood is like, the last thing I want to see after having sex. Wherever it came from, it's not good news.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Here's the remainder for posterity. If anyone can understand whatever all these deviants are babbling about, please translate.

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Looks like Nick threatening Aaron with releasing more embarrassing intimate details of his relationship with April.
The way this is going it can only end up with an HRO from Aaron against Nick to shut him up.

I really wonder how on earth anyone can give this faggot his kids back.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick totally owning all the haters with these epic smackdowns... Now this is what I love to see! Keep it up, Nick, don't stop while you got the CUM EATER and other haters like that SANDWICH EATING FUCK on the ropes. Can't wait to see what you reveal on your guest appearance on Melton's show tonight (I thought I heard something of this? I hope this is true, if not you NEED to make this happen..) You are SO close to completely destroying Aaron you can't slow down now... Hooray for the return of RACKETS! Have a drink, or a snort if you are able to get away with it, you know you can handle it, and most importantly, you've EARNED it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Let me guess. He gave her the ol Balldo raw and unlubed without using any foreplay to get her excited and he just rammed that ol baby in.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

The way Nick talks about having sex is the way an incel would lie about having had sex. " I fucked her so hard and so good her pussy bled" - Nick Rekieta or a groyper

 

[DemsBNutz]

Two time, back to back, Lolcow of the Year winner Nick Rekieta!

Well on his way to trinity Lowcow... Or at least to the farms "greatest shits" list?

 

[Folgers Can]

Here's a few more supertips outside the chat, showcasing his brilliant LA comedy stylings, ACK ACK ACK:



Why pay another $65.38 for the nonce's attention when you could fire up a stream to a guaranteed 1,000+ people at any given moment for free?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Blood is like, the last thing I want to see after having sex. Wherever it came from, it's not good news.

The only time I would not be surprised in a very bad way would be after sex with a virgin, for obvious reasons (hymen).
But, hahaha, April is not that.

 

[Canard]

Just remind me, did Nick have any actual income? Or is it all some trust fund payments?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

both literally and metaphorically, tardpunching himself in the face.

 

[Rolex]

How on earth does he not understand how fucking retarded he looks every time he does this. He's had so many chances to stop posting for a couple weeks and come back with some amount of dignity, but nope. ZERO people think these stories are cool or interesting, Nick. Anyone laughing at them is laughing AT YOU.

He claims KF users have a skewed "myopic" view of his situation and his issues, but he's the fucking King of Myopia when it comes to Aaron and April. I'm 100% sure at this point that the drugs + alcohol actually fucked up his brain, because I don't think Nick from three years ago would do what he's doing right now.

 

[Desktop User2]

Kill yourself Nick.

By the way, who else is into this?
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BP needs to come up with a term that's on a completely different level to scrote and moid to describe this.
Fucking gross.

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I can remember him being barred off a hospital just once, when he wanted to visit his mom but couldn´t because he wasn´t vaccinated. Are you trying to tell us something, Ralphchu?

 

[Sneed Force One]

What is the big deal about fucking April whilst she was on her period?

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Nick. Buddy. Please.
I'm not sure if someone was supposed to tell you this. 30 year old women don't bleed into the sheets because you tore her hymen, she's bone dry because you aren't arousing her, you are fucking Sahara Desert pussy because you look like Skeletor.

Here's a few more supertips outside the chat, showcasing his brilliant LA comedy stylings, ACK ACK ACK:

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Why pay another $65.38 for the nonce's attention when you could fire up a stream to a guaranteed 1,000+ people at any given moment for free?

> "He comes back amped up. I know this move"
Is this an implicit admittance that the famous Cokestream was indeed real and caused by narcotics? I thought the officer didn't know what he was looking at

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Just remind me, did Nick have any actual income? Or is it all some trust fund payments?

I think if he had any actual income, he'd be gloating about it often.

 

[northstar747]

I really wonder how on earth anyone can give this faggot his kids back.

Because nick isnt in like nigger poverty, he s still married to their mother, The mom is....trainable enough to just fucking shut her mouth.

There is alot of kids and seperating them would fuck them up, finding a good foster home for all of them would fuck them up.

Basically taking the kids away because daddy is a fucking retard isnt how this shit works.

Also I would be impressed with nick if he went radio slient for 2 months, and just fucking lifted weight and doing steroids and them came back with a bitching face tatoo and doing a knock off fitness channel.