This dumbass is probably taking out loans. He was going to take a loan out for 4k just to appear as a donor in a video game, iirc. Maybe he has a fuckton of credit cards?
Honestly, I don't think it really matter (in his future security, he can take a ml of iron to the head if he is actually taking advantage of the elderly), because he's never going to save anything long term (like a 401k), but he is literally hand-to-mouth-regarded in that he'll spend it in trips to Japan, or cosplay, or local bar kar(kuck)aoke wihtout anything invested long term.I'm pretty sure that when Chibi's coworker was in this thread, he confirmed that Chibi is the top salesperson on their team and that he makes like $80k a year.
Chibi is incredibly blessed to have a job that plays to his general lack of social grace and inability to take no for an answer. Sadly, the same talents that help him push pointless phone upgrades onto the elderly also keep him forever stalled in his love quest
This has been hashed back and forth and people reckon the $80k figure is total bullshit, based on what his actual job is. Japan trips aside, he certainly doesn't live like a man making that kind of money.
From my limited experience with dressing up and going to swamp-ass conventions, improper wig preparation. From the looks of it it's clumping and likely very brittle, which tells me he just vaguely formed the hair and then spray painted it way too much.
It’s all of the above. He also uses heat to straighten it. Mmmm. Imagine it, bros. The smell of Chibi grease and cheap plastic being partially melted by a hair iron - together
"We have Ace Attorney at home."
I still have no idea why he used a white wig when Miles Edgeworth's hair is very clearly black. Maybe it was repurposed from a failed Sephiroth cosplay.
Japanese box art vs American
Why does he alway wear makeup with this specific cosplay? The character he’s ripping off clearly doesn’t wear makeup…it makes his skin look like a fucking corpse
Because he's too old to be doing this and he thinks applying make-up with a trowel will hide his disgusting jowls.
Two shades of Cheebs. Wears makeup and looks like a corpse, or he wears no makeup and he looks like a bloated corpse.
The thing with Adam is he thinks he is good at it.
I'm indifferent, to be honest. Considering furries will dress in unwashed fursuits at age 50, a thirty year old cosplaying doesn't seem so weird. I think Chibi would get away with it if he was good at it and didn't have a history of being cringe and noncing kids. On top of that, he would do shit like mingle in the public in cosplay like when he wandered Japan dressed as Joker and ruined his mum's date, again, dressed as Joker.
Can't take back the noncing, but at the very least he could be significantly less embarrassing if he stopped trying to cosplay as teenagers and/or general himbos.
For your standard issue ~34-year-old white American man? Yea, for sure. Most of the ones you find doing this are either:
