Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

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I forgot to add this one in. The answer to this is yes and if you don't, you're weird or broken.

I'd take it a step further, if you don't have at least one of these everyday, there's something wrong with you.

Reminds me of this fantastic clip of Patrice ONeal, starts at 1:50

 

[Fyrnite]

The stigma a guy feels when they're around a playground with children, even if it's with their own. Women have it ten times easily because almost nobody is going to shit on a woman who is a mother or have motherly instincts.

But with a guy, if someone doesn't like you and they think you're a pedophile, they're going to scream at you over it and report you on it.

Almost nobody ever believes a woman can ever be a pedophile, when there had been cases in the years of female teachers fucking male students way below their age and even having children with them.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Every day at 8 pm we have to look at gay porn or Hitler will come back to life

 

[el bandito loco]

Men don't (usually unless it's a bad day) actually take like 30 minute dumps. It's just quiet in there.

 

[Smar Mijou]

Women pretend they want to hear about your feelings but they don't. At best you might get a passing attempt at listening but then somehow it always ends up about what XYZ cunt did at their shit job and you're left sitting wondering what disease you'll end up dying of when you're 68 while they commandeer your attempt at being open.

Ever seen the video of the guy and his spool of wire? That's it...

If you’re ever stuck somewhere or having a medical emergency chances are you’ll be the one calming the women around you and directing them on what to do next.

Nothing worse than a retarded woman screaming to make an already shitty situation even more stressful. I recall seeing a video of mountain climbers going up Everest or something, and someone had collapsed and was sliding down the mountain. And of course, there's some woman screaming irrationally yelling for someone to "help him". Bitch, the person is probably already dead from oxygen deprivation and/or hypothermia, and your shrill screaming isn't helping one goddamn bit. Calm down and keep going.

i would rather buy shit from bath and body works or lush than from this faggot

I think it's two-fold. He puts off fake, metrosexual half-faggot vibes. Like they went to central casting looking for someone pretending to be a "tough guy". And his voice always sounds AI generated for some reason.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Women especially don’t understand video games aren’t a total waste of time because they don’t understand communities around them we get involved in. They just see how we come home from work and get angry at the tv for hours. They don’t get How there is pleasure derived from outwitting an opponent, or story narratives with characters we get attached to. Women don’t see that

The most popular games are all competitive. We have turned gaming into a surrogate activity for competition similar to watching sports and politics. Actual competition for men has been removed from society because it's seen as destructive and dangerous, even kids sports are being attacked by people that think little boys would still enjoy flag football over full contact.

 

[2025 A.D.]

>Ryan Gosling
>Henry Cavill
>I'm a woman

..Why did you feel the need to repeat the same option three times?

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Nobody mentioned the Woman's inherit combination of indecisiveness and simultaneous refusal to take lead in even the smallest task? Nobody?!

Woman: Hey, what do you want for dinner?
Man: Really anything, everything sounds good right now.
Woman: Yes, but I'm asking you what do you want?
Man: Hmmm. I guess steak sounds good. We have that primo cut so and so recommended to us in the freezer, right?
Woman: That's really heavy, I was thinking something lighter.
Man: OK, we can do a salad, maybe side of grilled chicken for some protein, sound good?
Woman: We just did the dishes and then I have to get out the chicken and defrost it. I want to keep it simple.
Man: OK, let's just do some salad with that really good vinaigrette then.
Woman: But you always complain a lack of protein.
Man: Naw salad is fine.
Woman: You just said chicken with a salad.
Man: And now I'm telling you I'm good with a salad, let's do that.
Woman: No, we need some protein. You always say that.
Man: OK, what do you want to have then?
Woman: I'm asking you!


If a woman asks you what shade of nail polish she should go with it's a trap to steal your attention and time. Regardless of your input she has made her decision anything you can do but guess the one she has already chosen will lead to a lengthy conversation about nothing.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Women don't have to put up with soy boys claiming they're men while jerking off to an incredibly bland and uninteresting actor. I have an undying hatred for the Ryan Gosling fans despite not having much of an opinion on him as an actor.

It’s simply a meme. I think it comes from the movie drive. Where a lot of people identify with how he sacrifices everything for a woman without her even asking.

Similar with Tyler Durden. We idolize him because he’s the toxic man we all want to be on a primal level.

I’m that way about Patrick Bateman fans though.

 

[CornBogFitz]

"Why did we cross the street?" well, I'll tell you when we are out of ear shot of that crack head.

This happened to me only more annoying. Some crack head in Portland was walking on the same side of the street as us. Looking at the ground holding his pants up with one hand. Skinny looser. I pull my girl closer and have her switch sides, hold her hand tight because there is no other side of the street to cross. Shes asking why? I tell her this guy is obviously shady. The guy starts charging at I stop and turn around in case I have to fight. The dude didn’t pick his head up from the ground and just ran in front of us and then continued walking onward.

“See he only did that because you were judging him and he needed to feel in control”

GIRL I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS RETARDS FEELINGS I don’t care if hes “only pretending to be a dangerous retard”

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Every hundred profiles or so, you'll see one girl who isn't painteded in makeup, photoshopped or posing like she's working for Strumpet magazine. Just a few normal photos of her doing normal stuff and it warms the heart. I don't know how more women can't understand how attractive this is to men.

Women don't understand that most cosmetics and fashion are the results of being stuck in a Prisoner's Dilemma with other women over status in the female hierarchy and most men want a nice girl with nice tits and ass that touches their penis and isn't a bitch between penis touches.

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

Modern society expects men to take responsibility without giving them authority, vice versa for women. I wonder why so many men give up?

Also: went to a wedding fair to do research with my fiancée, having to ward off the vendors selling her extremely expensive fantasies every 5 minutes was a challenge. She's very reasonable about this, but I can imagine it must be hell for other men.

 

[PandaChai]

Not a guy, but I wanted to contribute something that's not obvious from the outside to other women.
When men tell you they aren't thinking of anything, they're telling the truth.
Men have the ability to have quiet minds. Maybe it's the differences in the corpus collosum, who knows? The point is we shouldn't react with disbelief or think they're not willing to tell us, sometimes they just have quiet in their brains.

While often true, it's also sometimes not wanting to explain the totally mundane stuff that wanders in like "When was last time the boiler was descaled? Will I need to find the stopcock? Ha, stopcock." or else dumb bullshit that floats by like, "Could I fortify this location if that TV movie BLACKOUT happened in real life? Where would I get firewood? How long would the tapwater still be safe to drink? I could totally take on old Edith next door for her tinned goods if it came to that. No I couldn't, that woman's a saint."

 

[teriyakiburns]

Engine problems.

This is a euphemism, right?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

"Babe, what are you thinking about?"

"Oh you know, what would happen if you were kidnapped by the mafia and I had to take down all of the capos one by one in John Woo style shootouts, until I got to the don who id have to knife fight, I don't know anything about knife fighting but I'd probably win since it can't be that hard. Then once I knew you were safe, I'd fly into the camera like Neo at the end of The Matrix."

She just stares in an expression of disgust and disappointment as she realizes she is dating a fucking child.

 

[Turquoise]

Who the fuck is Tyler Durden?

And do people call him Dial-a-turd-in?

 

[CornBogFitz]

Women don't understand that most cosmetics and fashion are the results of being stuck in a Prisoner's Dilemma with other women over status in the female hierarchy and most men want a nice girl with nice tits and ass that touches their penis and isn't a bitch between penis touches.

I’m glad my girlfriend doesn’t wear makeup. No man is ever said “my type is a girl with eyelashes and nails were half an inch longer than normal” it’s good to dress nice as a form of self love and self respect. But women go overboard. men have the reverse issue where they dress 100% practical. T-shirt and jeans every day. One of their many reasons why we need eachother

 

[GeorgeWashingtoff]

The woman are wonderful effect applies to women only, not men.

If you're a young attractive woman everything you do or say, including mannerisms etc, will be appealing to a lot of people and will earn you a lot of positive praise and attention. Even though you basically haven't done anything. Got a new haircut or tried a new dress on? Post it on Facebook and by the end of the day you will have 300 likes and comments telling you how beautiful and amazing you are. Feeling down? just say so and within minutes 200 friends and strangers will be saying " aww I'm here for you honey let's talk xx". Almost everyone (men and women) will automatically be nicer to you because you are a woman.

Do men have this privilege? Hell no. You want positive attention or praise then you need to actually do something to earn it. Feeling down? Then man up, no one gives a fuck.

A lot of women are blind to this fact and privilege and don't seem to understand why male suicide is so high.

 

[Shart Attack]

At least once in his life, every man on Earth will have to deal with having an erection at an inappropriate time.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

Strange things?
The constant urge in the middle of the night to run around your home and make sure it's all clear, no... visitors.