Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

[Kim]

My back fucking hurts whenever I do anything in the kitchen, wanna know why? Every single counter top in the world was made for women and I have to bend over every time I want to cook, wash dishes, or do literally anything.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Relating to Ricky on a personal, emotional level. Ricky is every man's internal monologue, just most are too afraid to say it out loud and get fired.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

The pinch and roll.

 

[oldTireWater]

I gotta vent.

Spoiler

The lot right next to my house is being developed. I've had unspoiled land right outside my windows for years, and now I've got a fucking RV garage going up 10 feet away. This dude is basically wagging his dick at me and calling me his bitch while he steals MY land under the civil guise of legal ownership.

My wife does not understand how much of a challenge this is to my primitive ego. When I try to share why I'm in a seething rage and take it as a personal affront she just gives me the cold shoulder and says she can't relate. All the fucking times I've had to be supportive of the imagined slights she's suffered and all I get is "I can't relate" when I'm on the edge of primitive violence. Woman, you need to have my back and be prepared to pick up my spear to defend the farm! My dog sure as fuck understands.

I have no respect for niggers, but I get why they kill each other over turf.

Spoiler

Me descending on the construction workers outside my window while my neighbors look on in awe and adoration.

 

[Idiotron]

the men who aren't guilty should call out those who are.

Why do I need to act like the police?
What's in it for me other than a possible punch in the face from the dudes who are guilty?

You can't argue there is a large wedge between men and women at the moment that's been put there artificially and is being pushed further, one of the ways to fix it would be for good men to put down creepy men.

You are right but it started with modern 3rd wave feminism which sees 99% of men as creeps.

There is a difference between a guy saying a woman has nice tits and a guy being a creep, we all know it, we've all seen it.

Tell that to the men who were fired for complimenting a woman at work.

Sexism has nothing to do with what I said, it's a breed of man who are pornsick to their core and often aren't white.

Sure but again, everyone knows so why do I need to call anybody out?
If women really have an issue with those men, they can use their big girl words and say so, ask for help.

Innocent men aren't blamed for the actions of perverts

Are you familiar with the bear meme?
A huge portion of women today claim that they would rather die horribly getting ripped apart by a wild animal than trust a random guy.
It's not a fringe opinion, it's mainstream and I don't see many women calling out these misandrists.
When there will be a large movement against this anti-male sexism, then I'll become the hero you claim every guy should be.

 

[The Chosen One]

Trying to make friends in real life
All women have to do is open bumble "friends", and they can quickly find somebody who likes the EXACT SAME TV shows, have the same diet, the same kind of cat, like the same music and so on...
Meanwhile, if I try to do the same thing, all I get are homosexuals trying to fuck me in the ass
I've never met a man in my life who shares even 10-30% of my interests

 

[CornBogFitz]

Trying to make friends in real life
All women have to do is open bumble "friends", and they can quickly find somebody who likes the EXACT SAME TV shows, have the same diet, the same kind of cat, like the same music and so on...
Meanwhile, if I try to do the same thing, all I get are homosexuals trying to fuck me in the ass
I've never met a man in my life who shares even 10-30% of my interests

Yeah activities for men that don’t involve drinking are nearly impossible to find. And if we do such as video games, warhammer, or movies. It’s considered a “red flag” for women.

Women especially don’t understand video games aren’t a total waste of time because they don’t understand communities around them we get involved in. They just see how we come home from work and get angry at the tv for hours. They don’t get How there is pleasure derived from outwitting an opponent, or story narratives with characters we get attached to. Women don’t see that

Men do see fellow players as friends because a thing only us guys can do is remain friends with someone maintaining contact. I have friends I haven’t seen in a decade. I have some friends that are ride or die and I’ve only seen them like 3 times. My GF doesn’t see it that way. She sees it as “I need to grow up” because all do is go and drink with them once a year. Which is true. But we also have traditions and shit. We’re there for eachother. One of us gets into a fight the others got your back no questions asked. She doesn’t get it that it’s not that I haven’t been “growing up” it feels like I’m abandoning my boys.

The female mind can not comprehend unspoken male fraternity

 

[Val Bach the Cobbler]

Playing the Protector Role in a relationship is something women won't have to deal with. You can pretend lesbians can do that but lets be real. Being constantly vigilant for anything going down. This isn't even exclusive to bad cities, but going out to club, making sure nobody is trying to talk to your girl, put something in her drink, or if there is a fight going down to get out of the way.
I was chatting with my wife's friend and the guy does marital arts like me, and we were discussing how our partners "turn their brain off" when they are with us, leaving us to look out for the women. Women just trust men are gonna look out for them when they are together, and just don't have that self preservation instinct. Maybe women growing up in bad neighborhoods are better. When there's a crackhead on the street, or a bunch of gangbangers near he corner store I have to be the one to make us cross the street. And 90% of the time the girl doesn't even notice. "Why did we cross the street?" well, I'll tell you when we are out of ear shot of that crack head.

Like yeah, you could call out the homeless crackhead that called some girl on the street a whore, and you'd even be right to, but would that be worth getting shivved in the kidneys?

There is also this line we have to balance living in the 1st world. Yeah I could beat the homeless man up, but I could be put in jail, the dude could give me HIV if he cuts me. And yeah some women could see that as a weakness.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Why do I need to act like the police?
What's in it for me other than a possible punch in the face from the dudes who are guilty?

You are right but it started with modern 3rd wave feminism which sees 99% of men as creeps.

Tell that to the men who were fired for complimenting a woman at work.

Sure but again, everyone knows so why do I need to call anybody out?
If women really have an issue with those men, they can use their big girl words and say so, ask for help.

Are you familiar with the bear meme?
A huge portion of women today claim that they would rather die horribly getting ripped apart by a wild animal than trust a random guy.
It's not a fringe opinion, it's mainstream and I don't see many women calling out these misandrists.
When there will be a large movement against this anti-male sexism, then I'll become the hero you claim every guy should be.

my nigga you are too far gone

 

[Idiotron]

my nigga you are too far gone

I love these "I can't answer so I'll just throw a passive aggressive comment" posts.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

I love these "I can't answer so I'll just throw a passive aggressive comment" posts.

No I can just see that nothing I say will change your mind and debating is gay so there's no point, why waste both our times arguing points neither of us will accept?

 

[Turquoise]

I'm 5 ft 11 (180cm), and it's so weird to me how often height is mentioned by girls on dating apps. Like, I get having a preference for "Tall, dark and handsome" but do you really have to spell it out on your Hinge profile? You don't see guys specify which cup size or weight range they'd get with in the same way. It's something I've distinctly noticed to be more common in the UK than in the US
I always X these profiles when I see them even if we'd match in solidarity with my short kangs (not to mention how vapid they tend to be, its basically a warning sign)

Every hundred profiles or so, you'll see one girl who isn't painteded in makeup, photoshopped or posing like she's working for Strumpet magazine. Just a few normal photos of her doing normal stuff and it warms the heart. I don't know how more women can't understand how attractive this is to men.

 

[Turquoise]

Yeah activities for men that don’t involve drinking are nearly impossible to find. And if we do such as video games, warhammer, or movies. It’s considered a “red flag” for women.

Weightlifting

 

[Modern Audience]

If you're a man without a family you'll have the distinct feeling that nowhere in the real world is "for you".

 

[ShiftyBoi]

This guy

I can hear his fucking voice in my brian

 

[Jesters]

I forgot to add this one in. The answer to this is yes and if you don't, you're weird or broken.

 

[el bandito loco]

we eat canned soup/food cold out of the can almost exclusively. It's mostly shitty food that doesn't taste any better warmed up anyways. it's also probably something we're only eating because we're in a hurry or just hungry now. so why dirty a dish and waste time with the stove or microwave? About the only time your average man will be warming up something out of a can is because they're making some odd combination of multiple canned foods into some type of meal they discovered didn't taste too bad while experimenting with shit in the cabinet because they were hungry and home alone after school when they were 9 years old.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

This guy
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I can hear his fucking voice in my brian

i would rather buy shit from bath and body works or lush than from this faggot

 

[Turquoise]

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I forgot to add this one in. The answer to this is yes and if you don't, you're weird or broken.

Only the domesticated modern mangina has to dream about being a man. If we were out there strangling wild pigs and building henges, there'd be no need for dreaming.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

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I forgot to add this one in. The answer to this is yes and if you don't, you're weird or broken.

The male protective instinct is much stronger than that of a woman's, the easiest example is women being willing to rip children away from their fathers when the father has much higher bullshit tolerance in a relationship for the sake of preserving the family dynamic they helped to create.