Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

PaperRoads said:
You are all now on the list congrats!
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Manuel Noriega said:
YES, FINALLY!
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Still, conglaturations!!!
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
I'd probably enjoy a DeadwingDork stream on him tbh.
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He would just shrug his shoulders and say this was a troll, like he did with Dansburst Studios.
PaperRoads said:
@Manuel Noriega
@30+GameOvers
@Dunkin DoNUT

You are all now on the list congrats!
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Let me guess, he got angry that his nigger worship fetish that we wanted to keep hidden got exposed? Too bad!
Joggy The Clown is coming, no amount of lists or videos will impede his arrival
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In Rie Kugimiya (Kiana Kaslana)'s voice:

HORA! Alex "Lunar Eclipse Paradox BetterSkatez" Hogenberg! Y-you're a sick pervert for having such nasty fetishes over innocent children, completely defenseless and in pain! H-hey! You don't mind seeing my hands and feet, right, you freako!? Heh! You can tell your face is seething because your perverse fantasies can't see that I have floating hands and feet, eh? Oh! I can tell your ugly eyes that your sickening eyes are dazing upon Toji-san? No waaaaay! We're off limits and performing a ritual in the basement! It's to keep your lousy mouth shut, and all is right, okay!?

Just kidding about that angry attitude! I'm just saying, don't DFE your entire track record, Alex-san! You can still win against the other heretics of the Farms, totally, 100%! You'll own them soon! Patience is key, desu-ne!

*ending with AumiiMan walking away with a trollface.*

Hehe. This ugly bastard wouldn't know what's he's going to face the consequences over. He'll be on the same cycle of weeping soon. *Smirks evilly as she has her finger close to the button of the Fed/Glownigger buzzer.*
 
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The Spoils of War said:
What the hell? It sounds like it was ripped from an OneyPlays episode. He even mispronounces Toji Suzuhara's name. What are you using?
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app.play.ht, I found it last night when I was trying to find a voice cloner (2nd result when searching up AI voice cloner). I didn't change any settings, and I used this video to train the AI (the first result when looking up Zach Hadel Rant). I also didn't change the original copypasta at all. Yes, I'm lazy as fuck lmao, but it turned out to make the shitpost even better.
 
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Why the fuck am I on the list? Literally all I did was post Alex's wikitubia shit that he wrote. During my catch up (25+ pages, felt like forever but it was 24 hours of posts) there was some of discussion about "giving Alex attention" and I have to say, there's this gay mentality of not giving the lolcow what he wants. Who the fuck cares if this nigger wants attention? All that matters is that he's fun to laugh at. This isn't a battle, there's no winners or losers, this is a fat retard making loads of videos about being a fat retard. If Alex wants my attention he can have it, the only thing I don't care to give him is amputated children. Okay maybe I can see why I'm on the list now.
 
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In Rie Kugimiya (Kiana Kaslana)'s voice:

HORA! Alex "Lunar Eclipse Paradox BetterSkatez" Hogenberg! Y-you're a sick pervert for having such nasty fetishes over innocent children, completely defenseless and in pain! H-hey! You don't mind seeing my hands and feet, right, you freako!? Heh! You can tell your face is seething because your perverse fantasies can't see that I have floating hands and feet, eh? Oh! I can tell your ugly eyes that your sickening eyes are dazing upon Toji-san? No waaaaay! We're off limits and performing a ritual in the basement! It's to keep your lousy mouth shut, and all is right, okay!?

Just kidding about that angry attitude! I'm just saying, don't DFE your entire track record, Alex-san! You can still win against the other heretics of the Farms, totally, 100%! You'll own them soon! Patience is key, desu-ne!

*ending with AumiiMan walking away with a trollface.*

Hehe. This ugly bastard wouldn't know what's he's going to face the consequences over. He'll be on the same cycle of weeping soon. *Smirks evilly as she has her finger close to the button of the Fed/Glownigger buzzer.*
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Everything about this is perfect
 
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strawberry pudding said:
aw man im still not on the list : c
ill make a very nice not mean edit if i get added to the list
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ahem. Sorry for the accidental poor reply.

Don’t worry, bud. He’ll add you soon if you do something that may tackled him a bit. Like when I Rickroll him in videos that I edited before.

Even if you’re kind to him or not, his fragile ego was personally affected strongly, regardless if the Kiwi was genuinely nice or not. Effort makes perfection to impress Alex and give him a happy joy day.
 
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