Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
Ride said:
"I've got a big problem with Elizabeth from BioShock Infinite. Her cleavage is out of control. BioShock was never a series about hot sexy busty buxom women with jiggling breasts showing off their cleavage. I feel like Irrational Games is going to ruin the series by focusing on sex appeal instead of story and gameplay."
http://www.lurkerfaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/59399589/ (http://archive.is/918Dy)
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Ironic considering our boy Eva loves big busty boobies but they're an exception for certain characters.
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More posts from him including a sock.

"Hell yeah <3 Bump up her bust way more! And while you're at it, increase the bust of Marie and the mute girl!"
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/952493-castlevania-lords-of-shadow/56625073?page=2 (http://archive.is/jyzxq)

"Has Nintendo turned Samus Aran into a sex object?"
"I would elaborate but somebody else saved me the trouble and wrote a whole article about this subject"
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960554-metroid-other-m/63010352 (http://archive.is/BehM1)
I wonder who wrote that article.
http://web.archive.org/web/20120610...-nintendo-turned-samus-aran-into-a-sex-object

"Alex Mahan is just a normal guy who loves video games and women. He's had a controller in his hand since early childhood, and feels that women made of polygons have a certain charm. If her inner beauty matches her outer beauty, he's in love. You may contact Alex with your comments and questions."

This is a post by an Axel_Flamer who links to an examiner article about Dead Rising 2 being played by a girl in a bikini.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/957986-dead-rising-2/56562073 (http://archive.is/ZqAab)

http://web.archive.org/web/20110827...-rising-2-the-right-way-with-a-woman-a-bikini

Axel's signature is "I made a website where you can watch a live video feed of me playing video games. That might sound weird, but it's actually a lot of fun! evaxephon.com/stream". Someone else in the same thread has the same signature too. Who could that be? Surely, they wouldn't be stupid enough to post right next to each other.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/957986-dead-rising-2/56562073?page=2 (http://archive.is/fFXti)
They wouldn't be pathetic enough to engage in a conversation together, would they?
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/957986-dead-rising-2/56562073?page=3 (http://archive.is/VfV7p)

"League of Legends has some of the most attractive women that I've ever seen. It doesn't matter that they're fictional or video game characters, they are still beautiful women. I am absolutely in love with every last one of them. I've never even played as a male Champion before."
http://lurkerfaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/59375680/ (http://archive.is/VHuxf)

If only we knew who he was.
http://lurkerfaqs.com/users/Axel_Flamer/posts (http://archive.is/AoHTx)

"Just once, I'd like to play a game without finding out that some aspect of it has been fetishised for sick perverts."
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/615759-mass-effect-3/66614089 (http://archive.is/9Jpzc)
 
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Ride said:
More posts from him including a sock.

"Hell yeah <3 Bump up her bust way more! And while you're at it, increase the bust of Marie and the mute girl!"
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/952493-castlevania-lords-of-shadow/56625073?page=2 (http://archive.is/jyzxq)

"Has Nintendo turned Samus Aran into a sex object?"
"I would elaborate but somebody else saved me the trouble and wrote a whole article about this subject"
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960554-metroid-other-m/63010352 (http://archive.is/BehM1)
I wonder who wrote that article.
http://web.archive.org/web/20120610...-nintendo-turned-samus-aran-into-a-sex-object

"Alex Mahan is just a normal guy who loves video games and women. He's had a controller in his hand since early childhood, and feels that women made of polygons have a certain charm. If her inner beauty matches her outer beauty, he's in love. You may contact Alex with your comments and questions."

This is a post by an Axel_Flamer who links to an examiner article about Dead Rising 2 being played by a girl in a bikini.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/957986-dead-rising-2/56562073 (http://archive.is/ZqAab)

http://web.archive.org/web/20110827...-rising-2-the-right-way-with-a-woman-a-bikini

Axel's signature is "I made a website where you can watch a live video feed of me playing video games. That might sound weird, but it's actually a lot of fun! evaxephon.com/stream". Someone else in the same thread has the same signature too. Who could that be? Surely, they wouldn't be stupid enough to post right next to each other.
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/957986-dead-rising-2/56562073?page=2 (http://archive.is/fFXti)
They wouldn't be pathetic enough to engage in a conversation together, would they?
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/957986-dead-rising-2/56562073?page=3 (http://archive.is/VfV7p)

"League of Legends has some of the most attractive women that I've ever seen. It doesn't matter that they're fictional or video game characters, they are still beautiful women. I am absolutely in love with every last one of them. I've never even played as a male Champion before."
http://lurkerfaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/59375680/ (http://archive.is/VHuxf)

If only we knew who he was.
http://lurkerfaqs.com/users/Axel_Flamer/posts (http://archive.is/AoHTx)

"Just once, I'd like to play a game without finding out that some aspect of it has been fetishised for sick perverts."
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/615759-mass-effect-3/66614089 (http://archive.is/9Jpzc)
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Oh he'd definitely want the mute girl to be busty. After all, she can't say no...slurp
 
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Why would Alex complain about Elizabeth having too much cleavage in Bioshock? Or fetishism for sick perverts in Mass effect? Or if Samus is a sex object? Oh look, he doesn't bother replying to anyone either, so in the end it was all for the sake of trolling...

:powerlevel: alert :powerlevel:

I have a gamefaqs account for years and if there is one thing prevalent on that site is people making bait topics in every popular game all the time. Random freaks keep creating the same topics to talk about censorship, scores, hot female characters, etc. It's very easy to start a saltstorm on gfaqs, lots of people just make a thread talking shit about the game and run away. Other are more insistent and keep making passive agressive comments to upset as many as possible. Making accounts is easy too so creating an alt to stir shit or to agree with yourself is also easy.

:powerlevel: end :powerlevel:

I understand Alex being a gamefaqs troll if he was going through an edgy teenager phase but he is not. He was already past 22 in these posts. With an alt too. This... is fucking pathetic. Seriously, don't you have anything better to do with your life?
 
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Zach_Kun said:
@Scott The Scout Can you please answer this?
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I think it's due to how they used their real identity with a direct association to the drama or don't want to experience blow-back should Alex militarize again or whatever. Fair enough though.
 
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I think it's due to how they used their real identity with a direct association to the drama or don't want to experience blow-back should Alex militarize again or whatever. Fair enough though.
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Tip to new users or lurkers thinking of making an account here:

Using the same screen name for multiple sites, especially this one, is a very not good idea.
 
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Ride said:
"League of Legends has some of the most attractive women that I've ever seen. It doesn't matter that they're fictional or video game characters, they are still beautiful women. I am absolutely in love with every last one of them. I've never even played as a male Champion before."
http://lurkerfaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/59375680/ (http://archive.is/VHuxf)
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There's a literal child you can play as (Annie) and a flat chested girl (Jinx) and he likely disregarded Jinx cause she's flat chested. Ether way he likely also fails at this game (from what I heard LoL is very elitist among MMORPG strat games) cause he's busy slurping over the large breasted champions & loli
 
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There's a literal child you can play as (Annie) and a flat chested girl (Jinx) and he likely disregarded Jinx cause she's flat chested. Ether way he likely also fails at this game (from what I heard LoL is very elitist among MMORPG strat games) cause he's busy slurping over the large breasted champions & loli
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League of Legends isn't exactly a MMORPG, but a MOBA. (And yes, the player base can be very elitist and toxic.)

Besides, I thought Eva might like Jinx because of how batshit crazy LoL's fandom envisions her. Maybe that's just me.
 
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Ride said:
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Here's a keeper ladies.

Eva's OkCupid: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/AlexanderCupid (http://archive.is/EdLhE)

"I don't like to leave my house. I usually stay inside of my house for months at a time."

"I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taboo subjects. Thought experiments. Uncomfortable truths. How different things would be if I was running the world."

"On a typical Friday night I am
Working on an indie game or playing a video game."

"You should message me if
You got this far and didn't vomit with disgust."
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:story:
And he genuinely wonders why women avoid him like the plague.

Also @Ride deserves a medal for all this info dredging.
 
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A Sign said:
There's a literal child you can play as (Annie) and a flat chested girl (Jinx) and he likely disregarded Jinx cause she's flat chested. Ether way he likely also fails at this game (from what I heard LoL is very elitist among MMORPG strat games) cause he's busy slurping over the large breasted champions & loli
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He probably does suck at it, League is extremely elitist. Also, he says he loves all of the League women... I wonder if that includes the Yordles who are midgets, Rek'sai who is literally just a bug, and Kindred who is a sheep. Or just the handful of women with large breasts?
 
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