Disaster German Soccer Player's Child Bites Referee's Testicle Forcing Game to Be Canceled - Red card. Definitely a red card.

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A referee reviews footage of the incident for lulz

"He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly - to my complete surprise - gave me a sharp bite," the referee said.​


A German soccer match was canceled before kickoff after a referee suffered an unexpected injury after getting a bite on his testicle from a player's child.

On Sunday, FC Taxi Duisburg II and SV Rot-Weiss Mülheim were set to compete in the eighth-tier Kreisliga C division. As part of routine pre-match protocol, referee Stefan Kahler was conducting ID checks on players when a young child, the son of an FC Taxi player, was running around the field, according to the National World.

As Kahler continued his pre-game duties, the child unexpectedly approached him and bit him in the testicle.

"While I was checking the FC Taxi players' ID, a small child was doing warm-up exercises alongside the players. He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly - to my complete surprise - gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle," Kahler said in a report obtained by the outlet.

The injury was severe enough that Kahler, in significant pain, had to call off the match before it even began. In his official report, he confirmed that he could not officiate due to the pain and the bizarre nature of the incident.

"I did not start the game, because of the pain I was in and the situation. It was the child of one of the FC Taxi players who was to blame," he said.

The game will be rescheduled later in the season, though it remains uncertain whether Kahler will return as the referee.
 
"He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly - to my complete surprise - gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle,"
Pathetic. If he would have started reffing at the local rec center for youth basketball games and peewee football games he would have known to wear a cup for this exact scenario.

You're not a real referee until you've been forged in the fire of child sporting events.
 
How very dare they kink-shame the child like this! Literally shaking rn...

It must be very confusing growing growing up as a kid in Germany, thinking that stabbing people is how you say hello, and getting mowed down by a truck of peace is how you you celebrate the weekend.
 
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No mention of which player or anything more specific about the child. Niglet confirmed.
The probability for a sandnigglet is way higher

From Demographics of Duisburg:
In 2010, Duisburg had a population of 489,600, a slight decrease since 2006.
Duisburg has one of the highest proportions of Muslims in Germany, with the city's Muslim population at approximately 15%, or 71,000 residents, as of 2011.
…and that was years before Merkel flooded Germany with millions of rapefugees.
 
I don't speak bratwurst, but I think this is the team.
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"Der FC Taxi vor dem Start in die Bezirksligasaison: (hinten von links) Co-Trainerin Selina Magoli, Lukas Bande, Patrick Schröter, Leotrim Lekaj, Luca Block, Justin Fries, Can Kiral, Yannik Kosmell, Obmann Edgar Schwarz; (Mitte von links) Trainer Daniel Embers, Jure Gagro, Karim Schlotter, Bradley Wills, Fabian Czech, Marius Nagel, Arne Schröder, Fabrice Kerber, Lucas Wächtler, Co-Trainer Timo Kosmell, Betreuer Oliver Hermann; (vorn von links) Julian Sistig, Christoph Hohmeister, Phil Asante, Jan Frank, Torwarttrainer Sascha Wöhler, Berat Sejdijaj, Kevin Osei, Marius Neumann, Ramon Brünglinghaus."

Take your pick.
 
I don't speak bratwurst, but I think this is the team.
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"Der FC Taxi vor dem Start in die Bezirksligasaison: (hinten von links) Co-Trainerin Selina Magoli, Lukas Bande, Patrick Schröter, Leotrim Lekaj, Luca Block, Justin Fries, Can Kiral, Yannik Kosmell, Obmann Edgar Schwarz; (Mitte von links) Trainer Daniel Embers, Jure Gagro, Karim Schlotter, Bradley Wills, Fabian Czech, Marius Nagel, Arne Schröder, Fabrice Kerber, Lucas Wächtler, Co-Trainer Timo Kosmell, Betreuer Oliver Hermann; (vorn von links) Julian Sistig, Christoph Hohmeister, Phil Asante, Jan Frank, Torwarttrainer Sascha Wöhler, Berat Sejdijaj, Kevin Osei, Marius Neumann, Ramon Brünglinghaus."

Take your pick.
I was going to say something along the lines of "Germany doesn't have niggers like America does", then I remembered their Football teams are actually full of niggers. I guess we have that in common.
 
Pathetic. If he would have started reffing at the local rec center for youth basketball games and peewee football games he would have known to wear a cup for this exact scenario.

You're not a real referee until you've been forged in the fire of child sporting events.
In the US, you're more likely to get punched in the face by some drunk parent than get bit in the nuts. But, you're right, cups are standard kit for refs.
Look, I can't blame the kid. I've had my share of bad referees fucking up with my team enough to try to jump into the field and bite off some vital organs. They totally had it coming and you know it!
Oh, you're one of those Dads. Yeah, you've been banned from the property for a reason, sir. Please go hang out with the other Randys.
 
Pathetic. If he would have started reffing at the local rec center for youth basketball games and peewee football games he would have known to wear a cup for this exact scenario.

You're not a real referee until you've been forged in the fire of child sporting events.
Even so, you'd probably be expecting a headbutt rather than them trying for the combo platter.
 
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