Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Simple video edit. Beware of the end, is Rayman, which Alex definitely gets off to secretly. My apologies for the sin I've commited. God exorcise me for what I've done.
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox, enjoy horny prsion, stlaker child. :tomlinson: :aug:
I was not expect such a banger to drop today, and theday has bearly even started.

I am predicting this weekend is going to have some great posts.
 
Chyat, caption this.

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Simple video edit. Beware of the end, is Rayman, which Alex definitely gets off to secretly. My apologies for the sin I've commited. God exorcise me for what I've done.
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox, enjoy horny prsion, stlaker child. :tomlinson: :aug:
That Rayman looks like cropped porn. Please tell me you didn't search for furry porn just for a shitpost.
 
Money well spent, what with him having spent it sperging on Kiwi Farms for the last 4 months.
Thanks Alex, very cool of you to save money on Kiwi Farms aside from overspending on old VNs and go to Rule 34 to jerk off to amputated women and Rayman, not even Betilla or other nymphs.
Needs more arms
Needs her to be a Rayman, Alex secretly gets off to him.
me when ppl on thread calling out my rayman fetish
 
That Rayman looks like cropped porn. Please tell me you didn't search for furry porn just for a shitpost.
No, it isn't child. These are merely your delusions. I got it from @dick brain's post on HoS.
There's no dick. And I regret doing that.
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Alex when people draw his favorite lolis into Rayman
"amputee fetishists when their favorite character are drawn with limbs and hands and feet"
"lolicons when they saw an adult character"
"average blue archive player when people call them a pedophile"
Alex when he tries to hide his homosexual love for Rayman
 
No, it isn't child. These are merely your delusions. I got it from @dick brain's post on HoS.
There's no dick. And I regret doing that.
A Rayman body pillow cover. You know, at this point, why am I not surprised something like this exists? Bet there's a lewd version somewhere but not gonna look for it even if you'd pay me.
 
You reminded me, @dick brain . When are you getting your eyes done? You need to be able to see when Alex is stalking you to scratch you off his kill list.
First he needs to kill a few people then get sent to a slam where they tell him he'll never see daylight again. He digs up a doctor and pays him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on his eyeballs
 
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