Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Nick confirms appearance on This Little Piggy at 3PM CST via his Locals. He promises content for the 17th time in a row (undelivered).

First time in months he's turned up in his own chat. It was that darn depression again.



And in Balldo news

 

[AnOminous]

I do hope he's threatening them though, because if I was looking for more reasons to not testify, the retard husband of the comatose retard would be giving me plenty of reasons...and that's not accounting for the fact that the city Geanu live in (NYC), and the city Aaron lives in (St. Cloud), are over 1,000 miles apart (looks like the drive is 19 hours MINIMUM), and if the state isn't paying for both of us to get there by plane, they can go fuck themselves.

They have to. It's $5 a day plus $0.10 per mile. It's a joke but you'll get a check. It's very unwise to cash it and then not show up, so if you're planning on blowing it off, you should just sit on it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

First time in months he's turned up in his own chat. It was that darn depression again.

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It's gonna be shitty laser burned plywood keyrings you get for like $3 at a tourist trap LOL

He knows it's a 100% certainty he's fucking boring without alcohol giving him liquid confidence and his old gaggle of Lawtubers giving him topics to bounce off so his anxiety can't take it.

 

[Oxyjen]

Why TF would you buy a (no doubt shit tier) laser engraver and learn to use it all to make a few personalised trinkets, as opposed to just paying someone who does it professionally?

Oh I know, it’s because anyone who deals with Nick quickly realizes he’s an arrogant annoying cunt.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick confirms appearance on This Little Piggy at 3PM CST via his Locals. He promises content for the 17th time in a row (undelivered).

What happened to no slap fights with "Who?", Nick?

LMAO IT WAS THE FLU ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe he has a 200o fever and we are here making fun of this NEET living on mommy´s dime and funding a fat homosexual pedophile. He will still appear on said fat homosexual pedophile stream so he can have more ethical CP production money tho because Niggieta is such a charitable guy.

 

[Captain Manning]

POOPOO PEEPEE DICK BUTT How does a man in his 40s still have any enthusiasm for stuff like this.

He’s a degenerate sack of shit who never mentally matured past age 10.

Honestly, I rather think many 10 year old boys would think that what Nick said about the bedsheets is unfunny. What he said is a bit more extreme than, say, a fart joke.

Of course, a 10 year old boy might also think sticking your wiener in a girl is how you contract cooties... but, be that as it may, your average 10 year old is still better than Rekieta.

They have to. It's $5 a day plus $0.10 per mile. It's a joke but you'll get a check. It's very unwise to cash it and then not show up, so if you're planning on blowing it off, you should just sit on it.

You're goddamn right that's a joke. The average gas price in the US right now is $3.25 a gallon. A plane ticket would cost you more still.

I'd show up, get on the stand, and be like "yeah, I don't remember shit" just to stick it to them.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is so lazy he refuses to pay traffic tickets, you really think he'd take time to fill out the unemployment paperwork?

How would he possibly qualify for unemployment? You have to have been actually employed to get that.

I'd show up, get on the stand, and be like "yeah, I don't remember shit" just to stick it to them.

My memory would be absolute ass too for being dragged 19 hours drive away for an absolutely crackhead dumbass case like this.

I'd put up with it for a murder or something involving actual justice. This bullshit, though? I'd be absolutely enraged and they'd probably have to designate me a hostile witness.

 

[daffodils]

April was the nanny, after all.
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Why TF would you buy a (no doubt shit tier) laser engraver and learn to use it

Given past performance, he'll buy the most expensive one and won't learn to use it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Cross post from the Aaron thread.

In a funny turn of events, Aaron's lawyer has submitted the entirety of the cases against Nick and Kayla in the Aaron RP case.

The document includes the register of actions, the charges filed against each, the police report on the executed search warrant.
Stating that "My client reports he gave statements to law enforcement against these parties as part of these prosecutions".

Apparently laying the foundation of bringing in the entire drug case, child neglect charge and by logical conclusion the policule and all events related to it.


I believe this is trending towards a "this is a revenge case brought against me by my former gay lover" defense.
Total Rekieta death on the stand is becoming more likely.

We need a camera in that court room.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Funny and weird that it just so happens that whenever Nick wants to stream he comes down with symptoms that are associated with drug use (clogged nose, scratchy voice, low energy)

Extreme fatigue is also associated with B12 deficiency, like that caused by constantly hitting the Galaxy Gas.

 

[daffodils]

Now live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6KG5pEJMNE

 

[thebigdream]

>The flu or whatever has ravaged our household, pretty sure I got it twice

When I saw the doctor (who was black and had a massive cock) he said Nick, I've never seen such a serious case of the double-flu, any of my other patients would've died with a fever as high as yours. I shrugged it off like it was no big deal (cause it's not) and then offered him the sexual services of a certain ... someone else ... in my life because his cock was practically jumping out of his pants by that point, I couldn't stop staring at the thing, it was a hog monster. He politely declined which is like, whatever, but it would've been cool if he'd gone through with it.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Cross post from the Aaron thread.

We need a camera in that court room.

Two years ago neither of these couples knew eachother. Now they're all ruining eachothers lives.
Life really comes at you fast, huh?

Nick states Aaron lies to twist the truth to make him a hero, when Nick does the exact same thing. "April wasn't a polygamous cocksleeve slave! She was a beautiful little rose petal who needed protection from that fat loser! She lived rent free in my second house because it was a safe harbour! She did chores out of gratitude!" says the compulsive liar.

There's a very, very good reason why these two got along so well in the beginning. Birds of a feather swing together.

 

[Folgers Can]

One thing about the bedsheet story, other than it being disgusting, is that it seems to demonstrate a certain amount of sexual naivety.

Alternatively, perhaps this has nothing to do with actually believing that a story about total failure to arouse endogenous lubrication in his partner would somehow make him look like a gigachad to anyone, and instead his nostalgically returning to this story again and again is just his exhibitionist way of reveling in a hemophilia fetish that he discovered during the incident, and he figured at least some of the motley assortment of perverts who regularly hang around in a MAP's chat would get off on this sort of imagery in the same way he does.

If so, thank heavens for those contractors too weirded out to take his money and build the sex dungeon, or else he would have been free to explore these dark urges further to their usual conclusion:

 

[Oxyjen]

Why on Earth is April needed as a nanny? The only logical conclusion is too much time was being spent on imbibing narcotics and neglecting children.

That’s the new line, he just repeated it on the pedo’s show.
The nanny quit, which was “devastating” and Aaron suggested April fill in.

All Aaron’s fault.

“Why did your nanny quit”

“Uhh she went through a really bad breakup and-“

“No we don’t really care about why your nanny quit”

Kek

 

[daffodils]

He also says Aaron wasn't at the house that often, always going back to do his show. Great way to make him look better, Nick.

The nanny left "because she was going through a really bad breakup" is the new story.

Nitpicking what doing drugs "around the children" means. Claims he took the drugs with him when he left the house.

Drug science explanation. Metabolites will form outside of the body. Washing forces metabolites into the hair. "No one uses hair follicle testing for cocaine in the private sector".

 

[AnOminous]

He also says Aaron wasn't at the house that often, always going back to do his show. Great way to make him look better, Nick.

The nanny left "because she was going through a really bad breakup" is the new story.

The nanny left because he was a drugged out sex pest who was probably perving on her and trying to get her into his degenerate life of cuck shit.

 

[Oxyjen]

Drugs were locked in a safe cope.

“We wouldn’t do drugs if the kids were home”. Pressing x to doubt.

A new claim that he had his drug safe with him whenever he left the house, just in case there was a police raid.

More “muh metabolites” cope. Hair follicle testing is a lie.

 

[not william stenchever]

being the alpha cuck, etc.

Nick really needs to dust off that Jack Murphy beard and start wearing it again.

Nick is putting in overtime to rehabilitate the reputation of Jack Murphy by being so much more pathetic in comparison.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kevin Brennan is sniping Nick on Melton’s show and is ripping him to shreds:

https://rumble.com/v6pwupy-mlc-22825.html

“Good riff, Spaghetti-O’s!” (I suggest hitting rewind and starting from jump. He opened with the snipe.)

EDIT: As soon as I posted this, he said he was sick of them and switched to Opie. But it was a great opening, just zero tolerance for Nick’s bullshit.