Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.5%

  • Total voters
    388
Your wife (likely), threatens to divorce you unless you get rid of your bimbo. You still pine for her openly on social media, much to the embarrassment of her parents.
Never mind Kayla’s parents. Nick and Kayla’s CHILDREN are glued to iPads, the oldest goes to school with other born internet addicts, and Nick thinks it’s cute to spill disgusting details of their adultery on YouTube and Xitter 25/8.

No punishment is harsh enough for this degenerate sack of shit and negligent father.
 
Never mind Kayla’s parents. Nick and Kayla’s CHILDREN are glued to iPads, the oldest goes to school with other born internet addicts, and Nick thinks it’s cute to spill disgusting details of their adultery on YouTube and Xitter 25/8.

No punishment is harsh enough for this degenerate sack of shit and negligent father.
Imagine reading your father's petty slapfights and shit-slinging and seeing videos about his sex life racking up multiple millions of views, imagine your friends knowing that your father is a sex pest and your mother is a whore.

I would rather have a porn-star for a mom than Rekieta as a father.
 
I don't think Geno bleating on the internet is a "prior statement" for the purposes of the rule.
It is literally a prior statement. The rule means exactly and plainly what the words say. They'd still have to prove he actually said it, though. I'm not sure it would fit within any relevant exception or is particularly useful, and without any opportunity to cross examine him on it, it does raise a confrontation issue, since it tends to incriminate the defendant but yet doesn't clearly fall within the exception.

And unless there's proof of what the picture was he could say we were just goofing around and it was actually a picture of a cat.
I think you would have to convict Aaron of Witness tampering (or at least get a finding to that effect) in order to invoke the rule and have Geno's hearsay statements can be brought into the revenge porn case.
No you wouldn't or they wouldn't bother just having an evidentiary rule. If you had to go through a full months or years long criminal proceeding just to exclude evidence it would be absolute insanity.
 
A thought:

Is it possible Nick never even fucked April (or alternatively, he did, but she wasn't his primary goal), and this whole polycule thing was a ridiculous cover for a disastrous attempt by him to get into a long term homosexual relationship with Aaron?

One thing about the bedsheet story, other than it being disgusting, is that it seems to demonstrate a certain amount of sexual naivety.

It also strikes me as odd that Nick is super MATI at Aaron for leaving, but seems unfazed by April doing the same (assuming she's gone, which I think she is).

@Captain Manning what about ramen? :(
It's okay.

Here's the remainder for posterity. If anyone can understand whatever all these deviants are babbling about, please translate.

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No idea, but it is slightly white pilling that even the Meltonites think the bedsheet story is gross and Nick is fucked in the head.

Emphasis on slightly. They're still Meltonites, afterall.
 
A thought:

Is it possible Nick never even fucked April (or alternatively, he did, but she wasn't his primary goal), and this whole polycule thing was a ridiculous cover for a disastrous attempt by him to get into a long term homosexual relationship with Aaron?

One thing about the bedsheet story, other than it being disgusting, is that it seems to demonstrate a certain amount of sexual naivety.

It also strikes me as odd that Nick is super MATI at Aaron for leaving, but seems unfazed by April doing the same (assuming she's gone, which I think she is).
That could also explain why Nick is so hell bent on making sure the entire world knows that Aaron ate his cum.
 
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POOPOO PEEPEE DICK BUTT How does a man in his 40s still have any enthusiasm for stuff like this.
 
Unfortunately for Aaron, Minnesota's treatment of that doctrine is disturbingly broad, first off because the state doesn't even need to prove the forfeiture by wrongdoing elements beyond a reasonable doubt, and instead has the luxury of the preponderance of the evidence (i.e. 51%) burden of proof used in civil cases:
This is not at all unusual in the context of evidentiary admissibility rules. Almost all evidentiary decisions, unless subject to a full hearing like a pretrial motion in limine, are made on the spot with virtually no deliberation by the judge and rarely with more than mere seconds of actual argument on the issue.

If courts had to have the equivalent of a full criminal trial for every single evidentiary decision, no case would ever get to the end.
 
"Adverse interest statement" isn't that just for parties in a case? Isn't it 'adverse party statement'? Also even if they were a party, 'it could be argued that blah blah' is a fuckin stretch
There are two exceptions. The admission by a party type of statement is stronger and such statements are presumptively admissible, while general admissions against interest by any witness are also admissible, but there's broader discretion in whether they're actually admitted.

An admission against interest by an adverse party is covered by both and is almost always coming in.

The thing is, having stated out of court that he received a nude picture of Kayla that he then immediately deleted isn't an admission against interest, because he committed no wrongdoing by receiving this unsolicited picture.
 
Never mind Kayla’s parents. Nick and Kayla’s CHILDREN are glued to iPads, the oldest goes to school with other born internet addicts, and Nick thinks it’s cute to spill disgusting details of their adultery on YouTube and Xitter 25/8.

No punishment is harsh enough for this degenerate sack of shit and negligent father.
It's ok. Don't forget Nick and April already sat the kids down and explained all those details, so nothing the other kids say will be anything new.
 
Not sure what he's getting at here
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Pretty much this.
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What a useless cuck faggot.
Excited Utterance: can only be used against the speaker, otherwise its hearsay by a witness not on the stand [i.e. if geno no shows]. Imagine this guy went to law school and THIS is what he comes up with?
It's also a pretty narrow exception. It doesn't mean mild excitement or surprise. The bar is pretty high. It's like if you accidentally just shot someone and shout "holy shit I killed him!" It's something so shocking that what you said afterwards has indicia of reliability because you said it while you were too shaken up to make something up.
Actually, I'm with Aaron on this one. I've had Japanese cuisine. It's overpriced for what you get. Especially when you're talking sushi, which I've never liked. Give me the Chinese buffet.

Nick is one of those pretentious faggots that thinks the size of the check determines the quality of the meal. You can very much tell he had a privileged upbringing.
I generally prefer Japanese myself but of all the petty, faggy, cucked reasons to whine about your ex-gay-lover about, "he eats CHINESE food man!" has to be the pettiest, faggiest, most cucked things to bitch about ever. What a total homo.
 
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He... he actually thinks it's a flex to make a woman bleed... for her to be so dry that she gets tears in her vagina...
Imagine admitting you're so sexually pathetic that women's vaginas turn into the Sahara Desert at the sight of you.
It was clearly just out of friction or she was just having her period but this virginal moron just believed he was a sex god.
Or he just made it up, like the fat retard virgin in every high school who would make up utterly ridiculous stories about what a total sex-having sex-haver he was and get every detail wrong. Except at least that virgin had the excuse of being a dumb fat child. Nick is somehow coming up with these cockamamie tales despite having been married for literal decades and having five kids, presumably having had sex with Kayla at least five times.

He's like one of those Rape-publican candidates a few election cycles back who were talking about magic uteruses that automatically got rid of rape babies and if you had a baby from it it proved it wasn't rape.

He somehow doesn't understand basic anatomy despite being an adult who has had sex and had kids.

Probably because he's such a closet homo he's viscerally disgusted by female anatomy. He literally only had kids for the money. That's why he hates them. They're just meal tickets to him. He resents having to do as much as drive them around a little.
Maybe I have too much common sense, but couldn't the judge take one look at these messages being broadcasted over the internet and throw the whole thing out because it's obviously some gay lover's quarrel and he's only suing for revenge?
Conceivably. I also think a jury taking one look at this shit would be infuriated their time was being wasted with this gay bullshit and just refuse to convict. It would really come down to whether they hated Nick or Aaron more at the end of having their time wasted.
The guy who's so hooked up on sex he destroyed his reputation to pursue it only to be fucking terrible at it, to try to brag that he's so incapable of arousing women that he causes bleeding and pain.
Nick is basically the utterly pathetic cuck Little Bill from Boogie Nights.
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"My wife has an ass in her cock!"
 
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I could swear he claimed in the last couple weeks that his and April's relationship was not sexual...despite having publicly talked about her magical bits. (And despite duh of course they were, and he lost his damn mind over it.)

Wonder how Kayla feels with her husband publicly bragging about fucking another woman raw*. In no universe is that less embarrassing and reasonably upsetting than her tits being shared with some doofus from New Jersey.

* In some cultures, Kayla's dad would already have dispatched Nick from this earth for insulting his daughter this way. Not advocatin'; just sayin'.


Nick confirms appearance on This Little Piggy at 3PM CST via his Locals.

What happened to no slap fights with "Who?", Nick?
Lol, Nick reduced to a-logging his "literal 'who?'"
 
Ever since Melton got involved with the Nick drama, I’ve found it hard to follow along. Melton is such a disgusting, abhorrent pedophile, that anything he’s involved with is immediately repulsive to me.

It's because Melton hyperanalises every millisecond of STMS, which is fucking boring and Rekieta adds his vengeful exboyfriend commentary instead of doing anything unique. He's been too severely beaten into submission by the court case.

I'm throwing my LOTY vote for Destiny this year, unless this idiot does something truly amazing.
 
Nick confirms appearance on This Little Piggy at 3PM CST via his Locals. He promises content for the 17th time in a row (undelivered).

What happened to no slap fights with "Who?", Nick?
Funny and weird that it just so happens that whenever Nick wants to stream he comes down with symptoms that are associated with drug use (clogged nose, scratchy voice, low energy)
 
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