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By God, even if I was 100 years old and infirm, I would rage up like some sort of silverback gorilla and be up those stairs in seconds to grab that bitch by the hair, drag her downstairs and dropkick her ass into the horizon. I would then burn the house down, salt the earth so nothing could grow, and live out my remaining years happily in a retirement center.
 
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when your dad lets you take a hit off his bong
Actually, believe it it not, the whole crashout was because she asked her dad for a bong hit as she was leaving the kitchen to take her dinner upstairs. He told her “not right now” and she went ballistic.

Started with insulting her dad insinuating that he was too busy jacking off to porn to give her a bong hit, but then slipped up and referred to him “jacking it to Blair White” and even mistakenly called her dad Josh. There is some seriously fucked up dynamic between her and her father whether he and the mom are aware of it or not.

When she gets into the whole of her mom not leaving the house and her father doing so much for her “yet she doesn’t fuck him or anything” Bitch, they’re in their winter years. A lot of elderly couples get to that age together and that shit isn’t priority to them anymore and how the fuck would you know anyway? Fucking gross, leave your parents’ intimacies out of your brain. Claims her mom doesn’t deserve to be married. Who “deserves” to be married? You meet someone who wants to share a commitment and a life and you go through it. Just because she’s a repellent bog hag in looks, personality, audacity and no man other than a retarded man with six years of not a single woman touching him, (and she even fucks that up) yeah that’s on her. She really thinks she’s this gentle soul trad wife that was denied her true love and kids by whoring women her whole life since she was 8 years old.

For a brief moment in the flurry of insults she popped out with “I cared but he chose her and she was fucking BBC in the Wal-Mart parking lot!” NO IDEA what this shit is about. I’m hoping JM will cover some of this because maybe she knows. I mean we all know NAL was back there for a while because suddenly she had money for shit but I have a feeling the store gave her a warning about being back there.

Oh and she decided to let us all know that ni**er just means ignorant so she can use the word and we are the stupid ones. She was real smug about that one.

The settling into ranting about her father’s journal is some shit I don’t know even… what I gather, it’s a journal her dad kept during his service. I guess he chronicles fucking around while he was in and NAL can’t get the fuck over it 40 years later even though her mom, from what she claims, doesn’t give a fuck and even accused NAL of making shit up. Probably because mom and dad sorted that shit out 40 years ago and moved on and it is none of NAL’s fucking business.

This is another instance where I think NAL has some weird shit for her dad. It comes across like she really wants the mom out of the house, that mom is in the way. Not sure of what, but she gets really close to saying some shit then does that head jerking movement and goes back to calling her a cunt or some shit.

She goes on and on about her sister wanting to have holidays not at the house being about Mom, but then goes on and in about how Mom doted on the sister. Funnily enough NAL was the one left out of family holidays and spent them drinking on stream being a cunt as usual. I don’t think Mom is the problem, seeing how the cops were called back when everyone was living in the house because NAL assaulted her sister, it’s doubtful Mom is her sister’s issue.

Her going into a rage because no one would give her money and with no mods the chat was wildin was some fun. Of course she went back into the “I’m going to kill myself. I’m going to blow my brains out! I’m going to be dead this year” blah blah she’s a coward.

Is why she scurried upstairs to rant about her dad not giving her weed. Is why she sat in her loft screeching and kicking her garbage shit like a 15 year old. You can see the quick look of panic when her mom yells up from the living room to STFU and again when presumably her mom had enough and came to the top of the stairs to tell her to STFU and she muted the stream.

Goddamn. I get some parents are not good parents, but these people are putting up with an awful lot and I get mad at everything when I see old people going through shit. I get it too that it is up to her parents to file the paperwork and get her ass dragged out if that house, I just don’t know if they necessarily have the ability? She has mentioned that her dad still drives on occasion. Do her brother and sister talk them out if it so she doesn’t try moving in on them? She can’t move back with her grandmother that bridge was burnt. I mean, I’m down for baglady NAL because she’s already got the walking around in public flailing and screaming down perfect. We’ll see. Dead or homeless.

I have the entire recording but I know Jessica Messica usually archives it and lately Average CEO Respecter and Teeter have been archiving her here so didn't want to snipe it if it didn't get nuked but if it does get nuked I have a copy!

Oh no worries, she is streaming days at a time and with my dying little laptop and heavy workdays, the best I can do is tl;dr text summaries of highlights I caught for folks who couldn’t be bothered skimming hours of black screen and fucking shark tank YT videos blasting.
 
Yeah, everything she accuses people of doing to her is demonstrably what she does herself. Her dad didn't want her bothering him and then starts having a massive WHAT DID I DO tier crashout because she didn't want to help her mom with something that I'm sure would take a minute. I don't think its a coincidence that she has an enormous crashout a day after Josh struck it big with Keem and co trying to throw money at him hand over fist, as if she hasn't had an open invite to LCL for half a year straight. But no she needs 50k.
 
Thats interesting. Cyraxx made a video explaining how nigger means ignorant, did NAL take it from him or do great (retarded) minds think alike?
She gave this definition of the word a few weeks ago. She even smugly searched the word up to prove the definition to us. When it didn't say that, she said that they changed the definition, but that doesn't change it.
 
It comes across like she really wants the mom out of the house, that mom is in the way. Not sure of what, but she gets really close to saying some shit then does that head jerking movement and goes back to calling her a cunt or some shit.
honestly i would not be surprised if shes so far gone that part of her wants to steal her dad away from her mom or something. it might also just be that she crazy jealous of her parents because they are still together while she has nobody.

or the more realistic thing she just hates her dad because he is less willing to put up with her shit so with him out of the way she has total control over her mother and any money she may have.
 
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