Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Aaron approached Nick about buying the house:"his idea, not mine"

I don't buy it. Particularly because he was beginning to hurt for money around the time that would have happened, and Nick has a serious issues with any sort of rejection.

This strongly suggests that Nick was running the April Twitter account since the same story was mentioned there, and it's too mentally insane for me to really believe both Nick and April would somehow think this is a flex. I'm actually genuinely puzzled how this could be a flex. I can't think of any way in which to have sex that would result in bleeding and is enjoyable to people other than Marquis de Sade. If a woman is bleeding either anally or vaginally that sounds painful and horrific.

Reminder: Nick is into the Marquis de Sade. He's also seen, and liked, Salo. That's been documented here.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Reminder: Nick is into the Marquis de Sade. He's also seen, and liked, Salo. That's been documented here.

Good thing there aren't children around him! Oh, wait. But, uh, at least he doesn't hang around with people who fantasize and talk about having sex with and hurting kids! Oh, wait...

 

[Melty Butter]

After Nick suddenly dropped off due to the power going off and claiming it was a wind storm, I had to check. Sunny with 27 mph winds isn't exactly a storm. (I don't see any evidence of power outages.)



He's in chat now. I laughed at this:

Yes, Nick, you did imply all those things.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't think of any way in which to have sex that would result in bleeding and is enjoyable to people other than Marquis de Sade. If a woman is bleeding either anally or vaginally that sounds painful and horrific.

And on a similar note, as much as we laugh at the Balldo (the actual device, not the "person"), it's so wide that it would be terribly painful for anyone on the receiving end of it. I'm noticing a theme.

 

[Sneed Force One]

And on a similar note, as much as we laugh at the Balldo (the actual device, not the "person"), it's so wide that it would be terribly painful for anyone on the receiving end of it. I'm noticing a theme.

I could see Nick being a sexual sadist. He already removes agency from the lives of women in his orbit. He is clearly misogynistic, it's not a stretch to suggest he has violent rage, especially after stories of headbutting doors and self harm.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I could see Nick being a sexual sadist.

I see him more like a pornsick incel who would unironically say things like "beating up that poosay". If it hurts, they like it, just like on GIGABLACKED.com, right?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Doesn't talk anymore to April.

Latest filings. Nick:"I'm guessing there's going to be a motion to exclude our testimony because [Aaron] snitched?"

Kayla was devastated by the "revenge porn". Nick had no input.

"They [prosecution] don't have to ever produce the picture, they just have to prove Aaron sent a picture"; thinks Geno and Keanu will win him the case.

Aaron approached Nick about buying the house:"his idea, not mine"

- April got paid off to shut her mouth.

- That's the utterance of a man who realizes he may have overplayed his hand a bit

- Kayla didn't care (or even knew) until that vapid cunt Keanu joined the Aaron a-log train and gleefully ran her mouth to April and Nick.

- Yes, yes they do have to produce the picture at minimum. Any differences in Geno and Keanu's testimony about the picture will be zoned-in and destroyed by the defence.

- Nick and Kayla wanted their polycule toys nearer to them, each of them worked on their respective fuck buddies to sell them the house. (eventually April got to live there for free........ as a glorified guard dog)

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron’s lawyer is dumb, according to random newzealander.

Nobody should give a shit what Moody thinks.

Moody is a documented "MAP" apologist. I would imagine you'd have to be to be in Melton's inner circle.

Good thing there aren't children around him! Oh, wait. But, uh, at least he doesn't hang around with people who fantasize and talk about having sex with and hurting kids! Oh, wait...

Just to prove I'm not talking out my ass here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-13633668

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18151986

There's other posts too. Use the search function.

@2lolis1cup broke the Hedonism II story back in 2022, and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu wrote the (ridiculously detailed) OP, as well as many other things. Both are trustworthy.

So yeah, I have little difficulty believing Nick would think a chick hemorrhaging blood from her vagina is somehow cool.

After Nick suddenly dropped off due to the power going off and claiming it was a wind storm, I had to check. Sunny with 27 mph winds isn't exactly a storm. (I don't see any evidence of power outages.)

I saw one just north-northeast of Spicer, but they fixed it right before I could take a screenshot. I dunno if there was a brief one in his area before I got to the map. The grid is fully up now.

PROTIP: Many utility companies maintain online outage maps these days. Nick's electricity provider would be Kandiyohi Power Cooperative.

https://ebill.kpcoop.com/maps/external/OutageWebMap/

Nick and Kayla wanted their polycule toys nearer to them, each of them worked on their respective fuck buddies to sell them the house. (Ironically, April got to live there for free as a glorified guard dog)

Nick needed money, and to offload the property, more than Aaron needed the house. That is clear.

I'll buy that Aaron might have considered the purchase, but I have seen nothing to suggest that Aaron was the one that proposed it be sold to him.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Junkie still thinks he can beat Montegraph.

 

[Pentamidine]

Mapton brings up the google hacking. Nick again blames aaron for leaving his information on Nick’s computer. “Just logging in isn’t hacking”

He just went on there and confessed? I know we all knew that this is what happened, but Nick had been playing coy and Melton had been denying it outright until now.

 

[genericwhitemale]

At this point this is all I can really say when I see Nick still obsessing over Aaron

https://youtu.be/9auXBz-02Jk

 

[AnOminous]

Mapton brings up the google hacking. Nick again blames aaron for leaving his information on Nick’s computer. “Just logging in isn’t hacking”

More Nick legal acumen. That's a confession, not a defense. He's like a burglar admitting he stole from someone's house but it's okay because the door was unlocked.

Also it doesn't matter if it's "hacking" or just tard-tier crime. Unauthorized access is illegal access.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron’s filing is brought up. Aaron is a snitch. Aaron’s lawyer is dumb, according to random newzealander.

One of the most exhausting aspects of Melton's streams is acting like his pet pajeet is an authoritative intellectual powerhouse, all he does is claim to "read something recently" and blabber on about some point extensively but not in any technical aspect because he knows that no one cares about the finer points of generating voice AI so paypigs can sexually roleplay as Aaron's child.

Well done Mahmood Hikmet. You put all those extra neurons into enabling a fat pedophile. Very high IQ.

 

[Captain Manning]

Mapton brings up the google hacking. Nick again blames aaron for leaving his information on Nick’s computer. “Just logging in isn’t hacking”

More word games.

Hacking or no, it absolutely is illegal if you aren't the person authorized to access the account.

Case in point if you do that to a lolcow here, and brag about it, or share the data, it's a bannable offense. Under the blanket rule that the site does not permit illegal acts.

"I've been to Hedonism and it's the most fun place on earth."

Is this one of the clearest admissions that he's given to date? I can't wait until Elissa or someone clips this show, there's so much going on that I'm struggling to process it live.

No. The fork was well and truly stuck in that when he told @Kalea that absolutely retarded abortion story and she leaked the DMs here.

Not that it wasn't already clear long before that. That's just the point where we saw an admission direct from him that he went.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

More Nick legal acumen. That's a confession, not a defense. He's like a burglar admitting he stole from someone's house but it's okay because the door was unlocked.

Also it doesn't matter if it's "hacking" or just tard-tier crime. Unauthorized access is illegal access.

Nick is doing so many stupid things, it would be a miracle if the next years are not a constant clusterfuck of lawsuits filed against or by him.
He will keep entertaining us until he finally bites a bullet.

 

[john marston]

I really don't understand what the point of this was. If Nick was trying to make Aaron look bad, it really doesn't succeed. Aaron, by his own admission, is a cuck who did coke around children. Nobody really cares if he "ate [your] goo" . Who cares if he was embarrassed by his dick size or if April thought you were better or if his streaming rig isn't good.

Rekieta thinks that if people think Aaron is bad, that will magically absolve him of the fact that he's a junkie who probably gave coke to his eight-year-old and publicly blew up his own family.

Edit to fix typos and to bitch some more:

It's really not cool to publicly brag that you made a woman bleed in bed. It's just weird and creepy.

 

[Maraschino]

More Nick legal acumen. That's a confession, not a defense. He's like a burglar admitting he stole from someone's house but it's okay because the door was unlocked.

Also it doesn't matter if it's "hacking" or just tard-tier crime. Unauthorized access is illegal access.

Also the charge is for unauthorized access. I know Nick must be confused about this, because he allows any loser to nut inside our wife, but just because Aaron logged in to your computer once to do his show from your vault doesn't mean you and any other random shitter were given permission to access something private of his. Especially if you were trying to use said unauthorized access after Aaron talked with his attorney and prosecutor in the criminal case against you to try to gain information you weren't privileged to know. Especially if you were trying to use that information after a personal falling out to try to embarrass and/or intimidate said witness.

Sure would be embarrassing to admit that shit all in public. Especially followed with multiple statements about how you believed Aaron was the reason you were arrested, but you "couldn't prove it" while also admitting you had access to something you shouldn't have...because if I were to have privileged information I wasn't supposed to have, and I used that in an illegal retard investigation to try to discredit a witness, and I still managed to be unable to prove my crackpot theory, I'd probably just come to the conclusion that Aaron wasn't responsible for this shit, my own dumbass actions were.

But at least nobody's stupid enough to do that shit.

 

[Desktop User2]

Yes, Nick, you did imply all those things.

You dont want to be regarded by Niggieta. That means he is going to pímp the mother of his children to lure you so he can suck your cock.

Unauthorized access is illegal access.

That´s hacking... Nick is a retard.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What's got you all depressed Nick? You saved your marriage, you confessed to your demons, the truth set you free!

Are you telling me that all that cocaine, ketamine, god knows what else alongside your wife getting railed for months by another man's WASN'T fulfilling?

Who would've thought! Strange world!

 

[AnOminous]

Junkie still thinks he can beat Montegraph.

The moron should try actually reading the law before spouting retarded bullshit.

554.19 — SAVINGS CLAUSE.
Sections 554.07 to 554.19 do not affect a cause of action asserted before the effective date of sections 554.07 to 554.19 in a civil action or a motion under Minnesota Statutes 2022, sections 554.01 to 554.06, regarding the cause of action.

Now what's that effective date?

EFFECTIVE DATE.
This article is effective the day following final enactment and applies to a civil action pending on or commenced on or after that date.
Presented to the governor May 22, 2024
Signed by the governor May 24, 2024, 9:15 a.m.

Quest filed well over a year before the statute's effective date.

Considering the law's punitive intent, though, it probably would be unconstitutional to apply it retroactively even without the fact the law explicitly does not apply to causes of action brought before its effective date. It would effectively be punishing conduct that occurred before its passage.