Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[CallmeCicada]

I don't think anyone's ever managed to be Canadian without becoming more and more retarded as time goes by.

Well fuck you too, buddy. Moving on to today's report. Alex did 9/11.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

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Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him. I would argue that bullying some pedo into feeling ashamed for jerking off to pictures of armless children is a form of help. Just not a form of help he wants.

WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING FILM THIS

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him. I would argue that bullying some pedo into feeling ashamed for jerking off to pictures of armless children is a form of help. Just not a form of help he wants.

Alex, stop being a retard and making yourself throw up. Handle this like a man.

A man would put the hate list back up, A man would stop jerking it to loli, and a man would make a video about @Cheesy Beavy . Stop being a pussy and be a man

 

[NaggotFigger]

Almost done!

 

[Red flaming panda]

hello motherfuckin bish

I'VE KNEW DAM KIWIFARMS WAS FILLED WITH SAD, PATHETIC FAGGOTS, BUT THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, FOLKS!

 

[Glowie]

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Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him. I would argue that bullying some pedo into feeling ashamed for jerking off to pictures of armless children is a form of help. Just not a form of help he wants.

First victim of new COVID
And no Alex, you turned back to God.
This his plagues sent to you.

 

[CallmeCicada]

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Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him. I would argue that bullying some pedo into feeling ashamed for jerking off to pictures of armless children is a form of help. Just not a form of help he wants.

> Eats tainted meat in Mexico
> Kiwi farms did this

CAN SOMEBODY ACUSE US OF SIMETHING WE QCTUALLY DID FOR ONCE! EVERYFUCKING TIMEEEEEE

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Trans kill count: 7

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

First victim of new COVID

Never got covid and never will cause I didn't take the "vaccine". Cope and seethe Alex, dialite while you're at it faggot. I'm a true MAGA fag.

> Eats tainted meat in Mexico

I HIGHLY doubt it's tainted meat. He most likely is LARPing as a bulimic for more attention.

CAN SOMEBODY ACUSE US OF SIMETHING WE QCTUALLY DID FOR ONCE! EVERYFUCKING TIMEEEEEE

Let's see them accuse us of being wholesome to the site's true favorite cow Zooble.

Trans kill count: 7

Come on Kiwi's. I'm disappointed. We can do better than 7

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

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Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him. I would argue that bullying some pedo into feeling ashamed for jerking off to pictures of armless children is a form of help. Just not a form of help he wants.

This guy uploaded many YouTube videos such as:

I guess that @PurpleH4ck3rz really wasn't a sock but this guy instead.

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Anyways here are some of his interesting community posts:

He used to be "DA BEZD CHANL"

Is this the "hacker friend" that Alex keeps talking about? I don't think this guy is a sock.

Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook

Of course he is a part of EFnet. Why are those people specifically the most spergy people on the net?

 

[AnOminous]

Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him.

Is this the first man so autistic his sperging literally makes him vomit?

Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook

Total fail. This guy is an absolute retard. He doxed a network sharing device (VPN). And it's one that's been multiply reported as a source of spam so he could have doxed anything.

He's a shade above Jackie Singh-tier since he can actually run a script, but he clearly has no clue what he's looking at.

 

[Glowie]

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This guy uploaded many YouTube videos such as:

I guess that @PurpleH4ck3rz really wasn't a sock but this guy instead.

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Anyways here are some of his interesting community posts:
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He used to be "BA BEZD CHANNEL"
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Is this the "hacker friend" that Alex keeps talking about? I don't think this guy is a sock.
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Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook
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Of course he is a part of EFnet. Why are those people specifically the most spergy people on the net?

Faggot has faggot friends

 

[Red flaming panda]

CAN SOMEBODY ACUSE US OF SIMETHING WE QCTUALLY DID FOR ONCE! EVERYFUCKING TIMEEEEEE

Nope, everything is clearly Kiwifarms fault. Yes, farmers forced Alex to eat uncooked meat with their epic transphobic warlock powers grifted to them by the supreme white supremist demon, Josh Moon. Truly there is no greater evil on the internet then an gossip forum.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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This guy uploaded many YouTube videos such as:

I guess that @PurpleH4ck3rz really wasn't a sock but this guy instead.

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Anyways here are some of his interesting community posts:
View attachment 7040753
He used to be "BA BEZD CHANNEL"
View attachment 7040752View attachment 7040758View attachment 7040759
Is this the "hacker friend" that Alex keeps talking about? I don't think this guy is a sock.
View attachment 7040754View attachment 7040755View attachment 7040746
Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook
View attachment 7040757
Of course he is a part of EFnet. Why are those people specifically the most spergy people on the net?

I also have information that he has a Xitter and maybe other accounts that has H4XX3R SK111Z. I’ll edit this post to include them later.
edit: late

 

[Red flaming panda]

View attachment 7040738
This guy uploaded many YouTube videos such as:

I guess that @PurpleH4ck3rz really wasn't a sock but this guy instead.

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Anyways here are some of his interesting community posts:
View attachment 7040753
He used to be "BA BEZD CHANNEL"
View attachment 7040752View attachment 7040758View attachment 7040759
Is this the "hacker friend" that Alex keeps talking about? I don't think this guy is a sock.
View attachment 7040754View attachment 7040755View attachment 7040746
Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook
View attachment 7040757
Of course he is a part of EFnet. Why are those people specifically the most spergy people on the net?

The more we dive deeper into this rabbit hole, the more retarded and autistic it gets. I love it.

 

[Glowie]

WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING FILM THIS

Attention and to get pity.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

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Audio of Alex coughing and vomiting while saying no one is helping him. I would argue that bullying some pedo into feeling ashamed for jerking off to pictures of armless children is a form of help. Just not a form of help he wants.

This is the most embarrassing video I've ever seen someone post online. We have mind raped this guy so hard he is fucking VOMITING because of us.

I guess that @PurpleH4ck3rz really wasn't a sock but this guy instead.

I wouldn't be so sure of that, Alex did post "DMs" between him and the KF account. This could be a gay-op, or it could legit be one of Alex's friends. Or , the funniest answer, this is Alex with a voice changer. Wait a fucking minute I RECOGNIZE this guy from his Synniebear reuploads/videos. He made a Xitter video of him trying to "hack" Synnie by trying to bruteforce her password, that shit was super funny.
This is the SECOND personal lolcow of mine that has somehow cross-overed with this guy, what the fuck. What's next, the fucking pinterest-chan sperg comes in here and shits things up?

I also have information that he has a dA, Xitter and maybe other accounts that has H4XX3R SK111Z. I’ll edit this post to include them later.

The DA is late, I posted that a day or two ago. Time flies fast in this thread.

 

[Glowie]

Apparently the faggot in purple tried to DDoS and managed to get whole two seconds of down time! Wow! It's not like his shit opsec would bite him in the ass later.

He has such skill, epic owner master hacker of the internet!

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Apparently the faggot in purple tried to DDoS and managed to get whole two seconds of down time! Wow! It's not like his shit opsec would bite him in the ass later.

He has such skill, epic owner master hacker of the internet!

Kiwifarms does the 502 Gateway Error thing every day. He didn't do anything.

 

[️ronic]

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This guy uploaded many YouTube videos such as:

I guess that @PurpleH4ck3rz really wasn't a sock but this guy instead.

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Anyways here are some of his interesting community posts:
View attachment 7040753
He used to be "BA BEZD CHANNEL"
View attachment 7040752View attachment 7040758View attachment 7040759
Is this the "hacker friend" that Alex keeps talking about? I don't think this guy is a sock.
View attachment 7040754View attachment 7040755View attachment 7040746
Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook
View attachment 7040757
Of course he is a part of EFnet. Why are those people specifically the most spergy people on the net?

Not entirely convinced that this still isn't the same person. Both seem to talk in a similar fashion, plus he brings up the Null pedo stuff, which Alex brought up several times on Deviant Art earlier today.

Also, he keeps referring to Alex as his "friend from ten years ago" (who even talks like that?), which just makes it seem like he's really (retardedly) trying to convince people that he's another person.

This honestly reads like Chris Chan when he tried disguising himself as a troll.