Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

proteus4994 said:
While I also enjoy the fantasy of Daniel divorcing her and cutting off the spigot, let’s calm down here. They’re still living in the same house and going to relationship therapy. If divorce was on the horizon, Becky would be way more frantic and manic-posting.

I’m not saying it’s impossible, just that this is six months out or more.
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Well... her Bluesky has been deactivated for some unknown reason. 🤔 Maybe we're just in the eye of the storm.

Anyway, while we're waiting for Becky's return and fantasizing about what's going on...

"My partner Jack"
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I still have faith in the OTP. Ditch the sea hag, Daniel! You and Jackson can run away & be happy together! 🌈 Take Hannah with you!

Do it for her! ❤️
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I'm mostly kidding. Mostly.

Oh, btw. We have an answer to what Nymphomachy's been up during all the drama recently:
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He's been in a "depressive haze", just playing video games and watching Youtube videos. Livin' the NEET life.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Becky says her graduate class was equally men and women which was the result of DEI initiatives. She says white men should shut up about their exclusion in other DEI scenarios because they benefited in this specific one.)
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Certain fields do because their undergraduates are overwhelmingly women.
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A bit late, but I just want to comment that the Archives field is a field that's heavily dominated by women, at least in the 21st century. The entirety of my graduating class were women, myself included, and in the 6 years I've been working in archives I've only ever had two male colleagues so far. Now Becky is almost a decade older than me so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say that yes, she may have had some male classmates, but you and I, and anyone with a brain here reading, knows it's sure as shit that they didn't get in because of DEI, because DEI does not benefit white men and whites are the ethnic group most represented in the field as of right now.

I'll be catty and point out that Grandma Becky here is also a white person, and a white male if she insists on how trans she is.

"But I'm Hispanic/Jewish!"
You were adopted by a Hispanic couple who wanted the best for you that you backstabbed, and you converted to Judaism and were refused Aliyah. Quit your bitching old white woman, you're more Aryan and pale than my potato nigga ass is, shut up.

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Neglected to mention that Daniel genuinely seems to adore Hannah. If shit does eventually meet fan for the marriage, I hope he gets full custody of babby. Do it Daniel! Save her from the Sea Hag!
 
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Hrafn said:
Neglected to mention that Daniel genuinely seems to adore Hannah. If shit does eventually meet fan for the marriage, I hope he gets full custody of babby. Do it Daniel! Save her from the Sea Hag!
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Remember that he didn't pick her up/hug her enough to prevent her flat head and that he didn't take her to the swings until she was 1 year old.

He is probably more into Hannah now because she is more interactive as opposed to the angry vegetable newborn days.
 
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proteus4994 said:
While I also enjoy the fantasy of Daniel divorcing her and cutting off the spigot, let’s calm down here. They’re still living in the same house and going to relationship therapy. If divorce was on the horizon, Becky would be way more frantic and manic-posting.

I’m not saying it’s impossible, just that this is six months out or more.
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Therapy is doing absolutely fuck-all if she’s still passive-aggressively posting about Dan.

If we’re going to be pedantic, divorce will never be on the horizon, because they never actually legally married. Just said some vows in the saddest ceremony I’ve ever seen.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Therapy is doing absolutely fuck-all if she’s still passive-aggressively posting about Dan.

If we’re going to be pedantic, divorce will never be on the horizon, because they never actually legally married. Just said some vows in the saddest ceremony I’ve ever seen.
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Yeah I agree - the deactivations (she's back btw), the moving a new 20-something dude into the house, the frantic posting where she calls him her partner, then her ex - this is all great stuff. Even if Danny capitulates sooner than later, this is all fabulous to watch.
 
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Meriasek said:
Man, I really hope Der Cuck "divorces" her, and possibly makes a KF account to spill all beans.
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KF has been pretty savage to Danny Bwoy and that’s not saying he did and still does not deserve nearly all of it so I don’t see him dipping what remains of his nuts into the lion’s jaws

But I will say that leakers of that magnitude who don’t come here and act like they themselves deserve a page seem to be warmly welcomed

I would happily buy Dan a substance of his choice and maybe a sandwich, a nice one, a Dagwood, to be a secondhand pair of wall-ears to some of what went on in that house
 
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Becky skeets at (ugh that's never not gross to me) ConcernedApe, the Creator of popular comfy-feels RPG Stardew Valley because her boyfriend's game broke.

Admittedly I have played a little bit of Stardew Valley, and assuming I remember correctly, it's pretty funny to me that SAD picked Abigail to marry. She's a dangerhair who lives with and constantly whines about her parents. Also dramatic.

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I mean, this could be the new 20-something she's banging on the couch in the million dollar McHostel, but it's funny either way. Dude has a type.

@sarna yeah we've talked about that a bit. I think it was recent-ish that we discovered it; who knows how long she's been calling herself a transman or whatever the bearded lady calls herself.
 
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Becky complains that yelling at her won't make her less sad about Current Events.

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She's right, of course. Literally nothing cheers her up.

Gonna wager here that her being "yelled" at was more of a "you can't sit around moping, you have a child. Pull yourself together and care for her, please." Because parents do not have the luxury of breaking down unless it's a medical thing.

Becky, you're a Mom. Get your ass up, wash your face, and put on a smile. Hah-nuh doesn't understand why the seahag is crying EVEN MORE than usual, only that it sets the entire house on edge and makes her little baby brain sad and confused. I know, ALL the rainbows, but my god.
 
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proteus4994 said:
While I also enjoy the fantasy of Daniel divorcing her and cutting off the spigot, let’s calm down here. They’re still living in the same house and going to relationship therapy. If divorce was on the horizon, Becky would be way more frantic and manic-posting.

I’m not saying it’s impossible, just that this is six months out or more.
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I think that Becky knows that Danny Boy wants to bail with the baby, but that he is also aware that if he does, Jackson's wealthy family will use that EPSN money to hire a pack of the most rabid lawyers on Earth.

Even with Fat Kraut's income, there is no way they've been able to have stayed in that McMansion and lived like wastrels for so long unless Other Cuck's rich parents have been chipping in.
Has it ever been confirmed that Jackson's parents know the true parentage of Hannah, or has Becky used her talent for lying and gave them the impression that Hannah was the result of Cuckson crashing his not-so-Titanic into Becky's sea hag iceberg.
 
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PatrickButtmanJr. said:
Has it ever been confirmed that Jackson's parents know the true parentage of Hannah, or has Becky used her talent for lying and gave them the impression that Hannah was the result of Cuckson crashing his not-so-Titanic into Becky's sea hag iceberg.
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She has whinged about how Jackson's Mom didn't include them properly in her year end announcement about births and marriages - noting that Daniel's mom didn't care WHO the sperm was from, she just wanted a grandkid (and that she wished Jack's Mom was more of that mind). Convenient feelings when your Cuck kid is the winning cup of splooge that made the Minecraft baby.

But she's also recently confirmed that, particularly since Jack got shitcanned for gooning constantly on work time, Jack's Mom has indeed been financing their life.

Becky bites the hand that feeds her and her child, more at 11.
 
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Pargon said:
KF has been pretty savage to Danny Bwoy and that’s not saying he did and still does not deserve nearly all of it so I don’t see him dipping what remains of his nuts into the lion’s jaws
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We were pretty vicious to Jake Rapp too, but everyone was happy for him when he reclaimed his balls and quit being Alison's cuck.
 
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Temperance said:
Within the past few years, apparently. She also went through a nonbinary phase.
This story is all too common; I blame the Covid lockdowns for breaking people's brains.
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Well, at least this new neckbeard no longer has to worry about the Kiwi Farms yelling its slogans while raping him.
 
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