Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[IKOL]

It doesn't matter, the list for kiwis is gone.


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Criteria of Scum​

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List of people who should not be trusted. Will continue updating this.

• 03bgood - For being rude and Bullying Ed (Hoods)
• Andrew Ditch
• Elon Musk - For flooding my Twitter with porn bots.
• Donald Trump - Extremely racist president.
• Dan Cilley
• MrConnman1123
• Vladimir Putin - For Invading Ukraine
• Adolf Hitler - For creating the nazi ideology.
• Tom Macdonald
• Ben Shapiro
• Alex Jones
• Eric Dubay
• Paul Joseph Watson
• Dollyflesh - Killing animals
• Johnny Somali
• Jack Doharty
• Jake Paul
• Logan Paul
• KSI
• Kensolusbackwin - Scamming me on Roblox.
• Jay5ive (Discogs) - Bullying me.
• Galton's Ghost (Telegram) - Bullying me.
• James the Preacher
• Pastor Steven Anderson
• Steven Assanti
• Tucker Carlson
• Isabella Loretta Janke - Trolling Chris Chan
• Political Enjoyer - Stealing art from Zyakulo and other anime artists.
• Sheldon Donner - Exposing me.
• XXX Prince the 2nd - Stealing my videos.
• Jesuswithbazookas79

-Removed from list-

• Noushintou Hoshi (Added to the Must Protect List)
• Boolio96
• Arkomia
• Susan Wojcicki
• Raptorpotractor (Reddit)
• Christine Weston Chandler
• Theme Park Review
• Emily Nicole Cassidy
• Toji Suzuhara
• Axiom.
• We Are The Witches

FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYTE!

 

[Rango Dango]

My actual origins. — KermisVoyager1997 0:39
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No Kiwifarms user could ever win against Cyrax — KermisVoyager1997 0:37
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Spoiler: Youtube

bro sounds like he's about to cry at the end of the first one

 

[NaggotFigger]

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[Pedophobe]

bro sounds like he's about to cry at the end of the first one

He talks (and thinks, and draws) like a twelve year old kid.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I put the stories at the wrong part of the message, I thought I deleted them before sending but oh well.

Anyone in the future, just imagine the story emote at the beginning of his message and how it’s hilarious to me that people don’t really have to worry about double posting in the thread because it moves so fast. Still funny.

(I’ve noticed mobile does that for some reason and you have to double click where you want the emote to be, haven’t noticed that you have to doubly click on pc.)

 

[Glowie]

HIS DAD IS ADOPTED LMAO MY SIDES

This is 10 times better than any noble connection I could have found. Priceless

>Origins are Scottish and Irish
>Father is from line of cousin fuckers
Seems legit.mp4

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I was looking at da bezd chanl and found this link to a dead fandom article. The only person that I could find active on krazygames.wikia.com is someone named Billybob125. Could Billybob125 be an allies of Purpleh4ck3rs?
Also, the only archive of the krazygames wiki that isn't robots.txt is some user talk page that redirects to a dead and unarchived URL.

The krazygames wiki likely shut down soon after. Then, this got posted:

The only other person that refers to Betterskatez as "their friend" is The Purple Sacramentan. The timeframe matches up also, as The Purple Sacramentan has claimed to be Alex's friend for over a decade, which leads me to believe these two are are the same person again.
Also, this Krazygames wiki is Alex's third wiki (so far),

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I was looking at da bezd chanl and found this link to a dead fandom article. The only person that I could find active on krazygames.wikia.com is someone named Billybob125. Could Billybob125 be an allies of Purpleh4ck3rs?
Also, the only archive of the krazygames wiki that isn't robots.txt is some user talk page that redirects to a dead and unarchived URL.
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The krazygames wiki likely shut down soon after. Then, this got posted:
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The only other person that refers to Betterskatez as "their friend" is The Purple Sacramentan. The timeframe matches up also, as The Purple Sacramentan has claimed to be Alex's friend for over a decade, which leads me to believe these two are are the same person again.
Also, this Krazygames wiki is Alex's third wiki (so far),

Billybob might just be a different sperg.
Definitely a different sperg.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler

Meet Suhail and Atria! Now renamed to Seranalle and Alperidycus. KF owns them.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Can't someone else give it a try? Even mentioning it made him sperg. AI shit really gets to him.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

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Do the TND copypasta if you can.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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If you could, you could make him sing GUMMO.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Do the TND copypasta if you can.

If you could, you could make him sing GUMMO.

I'm heading to bed but I'll take requests and attempt to finish as many as I can in my free time this weekend.

So as not to shit up the thread, post requests to my profile page and I'll get started in the morning.

 

[Glowie]

We're past my post per estimate and shit will get even better.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Onto serious business as not to shat on the thread. The family tree draft is finalized. This one doesn't need any further explanation aside from the picture itself.

Lunar Family Eclipse
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This one picture will sum enough about Alex's family of Sco'ish and I'ish heritage. Simple as.​

Long live the Hogendorp bloodline and tradition! Fuck the Queen! Adoptive father for eternity, Scotland Forever!

 

[Glowie]

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Alex needs to read Navy seals copypasta
Also eloquent permission that his characters are free to share and recreate into original characters.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'm heading to bed but I'll take requests and attempt to finish as many as I can in my free time this weekend.

I want that damn rendition of "In the End". If Bio-Alex won't do it, AI-Alex will.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Bio-Alex

I didn't think Bio-Broly could get any uglier

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Onto serious business as not to shat on the thread. The family tree draft is finalized. This one doesn't need any further explanation aside from the picture itself.

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This one picture will sum enough about Alex's family of Sco'ish and I'ish heritage. Simple as.​

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Long live the Hogendorp bloodline and tradition! Fuck the Queen! Adoptive father for eternity, for Scotland Forever!​

No to rain on your parade, but Kate was the one who had cancer and his other sister is Sarah

Spoiler: Sarah

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

In this video, I feel like he's angry, but can't really express it well so he's forcing facial expressions

My nigga you just described one of the symptoms of low functioning autism.

To anyone doubting the authenticity- do you really think this dipshit is capable of coming up with a complex thought like that and making it even an iota believable? Nah, he's 100% serious. The over dramatizing on some stuff is because he knows he's mad, thinks hes supposed to be by the standards he himself set, but being a retard, doesn't understand the level where he should be upset.
This nigga is a USER.