Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Jessica can say nigger ad nauseum and these midwits are really going to pearl clutch over a literal retard farting on camera. I'M SICK OF ITTTTTT

Dude it's worse than that. I remember before the subreddit got shut down they were losing their minds over the fact that he 'suppprted Israel' as if some retard in WY had any way of actually supporting anything.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

before the subreddit got shut down they were losing their minds over the fact that he 'suppprted Israel' as if some retard in WY had any way of actually supporting anything.

you say that until Cobes casts a circle of protection somewhere to turn the tide of battle.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

as if some retard in WY had any way of actually supporting anything.

This is the grand wizard who took down ISIS using his dark magic you're talking about. Don't underestimate him.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

This is the grand wizard who took down ISIS using his dark magic you're talking about. Don't underestimate him.

I'm sorry.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

What would Cobes look like now if he had fallen in with a different crowd instead of the goths? I'm imagining a redneck Cobes with a mouthful of dip, beer in hand, receding mullet, taking aim at a buck. He will miss, but that's just how it works sometimes toobs.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Dude it's worse than that. I remember before the subreddit got shut down they were losing their minds over the fact that he 'suppprted Israel' as if some retard in WY had any way of actually supporting anything.

It amazes me that people give any weight to any of his opinions, especially political. This man is not a thinker of even the most tepid sort.

 

[Jerbear89]

Bandana/durag cobra was when he made the best content. The entire Gothic cowboy from hell era has been a massive persistent decline and it just looks like shit, like a homeless 68 year old Vietnam vet.

But you miseed his best look, the leather daddy outfit:


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the heartbreak bog

 

[Mushroom King]

Dude it's worse than that. I remember before the subreddit got shut down they were losing their minds over the fact that he 'suppprted Israel' as if some retard in WY had any way of actually supporting anything.

It amazes me that people give any weight to any of his opinions, especially political. This man is not a thinker of even the most tepid sort.

Cobes doesn't even know who Dr. Disrespect is. The reddit guys were unhinged.

 

[Devious Dave]

I’m amazed that he hasn’t been perma banned long ago. If he gets banned from Toobs’ it’s pretty much done. I don’t think he would take it well either.

What other opportunities allow him to just talk to himself for hours while getting hammered?

Nah he would move to kick or rumble and it would be a new age of unfiltered cobra content

 

[anliteralidiot]

Nah he would move to kick or rumble and it would be a new age of unfiltered cobra content

Would he, though? Would he really? He already doesn't do that when he's temp banned from youtube...

 

[ASeabear8952]

Nah he would move to kick or rumble and it would be a new age of unfiltered cobra content

Does he even know what Kick and Rumble are?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I've said it before in this thread, but getting banned wouldn't stop cobes. He'd just make a new channel, or dredge up Peachmonster666 again.

 

[el bandito loco]

What would Cobes look like now if he had fallen in with a different crowd instead of the goths? I'm imagining a redneck Cobes with a mouthful of dip, beer in hand, receding mullet, taking aim at a buck. He will miss, but that's just how it works sometimes toobs.

He wouldn't be as funny as he is. He'd just be the same as a lot of those guys. Part of why Cobes is so funny and has been since day 1 is his specific goth-ness. when he started years ago he was like 15 years late for the goth wave he was on, and he was way too early for the modern sad boy goth thing.

He has always existed as this odd amalgamation of what some guy decided goth was from a mixture of TV, movies and album covers.

I do wish he hadn't become such a recluse in recent years though I really miss the colorful cast of characters we used to have and the adventures around town. even if he was still drinking himself to death it would be better if he was doing it out and about with random weirdos. Maybe he thinks he's like Edward Scissorhands never leaving his lair?

 

[Jobama]

Lazy request but can someone post all of the public sightings of Josh were he looks like a post apocalyptic drifter? I would just use the subreddit but off course that not longer exists.

 

[Fortyone]

 

['Ole Dente]

does anyone have KingCobraJFSs Cell number

Sure.

248-434-5508.

Enjoy, he’s not gunna answer texts or calls though. It’s just an answering machine that tells you he’s not there and the trolls can suck his ass, with a mailbox that’s perpetually full.

 

[Hennimore]

I've said it before in this thread, but getting banned wouldn't stop cobes. He'd just make a new channel, or dredge up Peachmonster666 again.

I don't know why people think his YouTube getting banned would cause him to quit all together. The minute his YouTube gets banned he is just going to make another one and it will be business as usual. Also even if he didn't Courtney would immediately get him set up on another website like Rumble. I think people underestimate just how much off-screen contact he has with Courtney specifically. She is in contact with him on a weekly, if not daily, basis. I'd assume he also has quite a bit of contact with a select few from her discord as well.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

What would Cobes look like now if he had fallen in with a different crowd instead of the goths? I'm imagining a redneck Cobes with a mouthful of dip, beer in hand, receding mullet, taking aim at a buck. He will miss, but that's just how it works sometimes toobs.

Was he ever in with a goth crowd ? I thought he kinda just boglim'd into that lifestyle with no guidance besides the MTV

 

[User 166848]

Sure.

248-434-5508.

Enjoy, he’s not gunna answer texts or calls though. It’s just an answering machine that tells you he’s not there and the trolls can suck his ass, with a mailbox that’s perpetually full.

Why are you giving the wrong number out doot?

It's this:

1-800-662-4357

That's a direct line to Cobra doot. 24/7 he picks right up and talks to you about how fucking badass Ozzy is. He also shares the line with WorldOfT-Shirts and Jessica Boyle doot

 

[cugel]

Was he ever in with a goth crowd ? I thought he kinda just boglim'd into that lifestyle with no guidance besides the MTV

He is not really goth in any way, he just wears black, I think it might be the funniest thing about him is that being goth is such a big part of who he sees himself as a person and the only goth stuff he does is wear black, paint nails and rock out to ozzy.