Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Retreaded Tire said:
Was he ever in with a goth crowd ? I thought he kinda just boglim'd into that lifestyle with no guidance besides the MTV
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He igoth as envisooned by a small town Christian mom. That is to say, she saw Marilyn Manson be spooky ooky on a morning talk show, the word goth was used at some way, and she extrapolated it to all youths who wear all black, dye their hair black, maybe wear eyeliner, and listen to music heavier than a Glenn Campbell record.

Josh probably goverheard one of these folks (or heard a scare speech at church or from Clint, who has the urge to be artsy but no sense of real danger) and his ODD kicked in.
 
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The selective pearl clutching his alogs do is infuriating. It's always been an alog tactic ever since the days of CWC and it's a surefire way to tell if someone is trollshielding (they always have skeletons in their closets). And as others have pointed out, they never go after people in Cobra's orbit who have said and done far worse things.

I'm so sick of double standards in trole relations, dood.
 
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Munchin' on Some Grindage said:
What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

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1. Interview With The Bogpire
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Closely followed by a look you missed which was the Village People Biker:

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cugel said:
He is not really goth in any way, he just wears black, I think it might be the funniest thing about him is that being goth is such a big part of who he sees himself as a person and the only goth stuff he does is wear black, paint nails and rock out to ozzy.
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Gothic dee telling him that he's not even a real goth is the saddest and most hurt the boy has ever been on camera.
 
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Kino video from Cobes.


Cobra's hypothetical questions always get me.


This goth guy who smells good is such a gender relations expert. Thanks for the insights, Cobra!


Tips to find a woman.



Thanks for clarifying, Cobes!



Just wait patiently kinda thing :smug:


RIP Aaron


"Keep your bitches in line"


His attractive traits.



"You talk to women like they're human beings."



Hatred is kind of okay?


Is this inspiring, women?



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Which incel YouTuber is he getting these gender relayshuns talking points from?
 
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Fortyone said:
Apparently "Tim" pissed off the boy so bad he had to chimp out a little bit. The man with a previous 5 year dry spell (new dryspell is pushing 1 year) is bragging about how much sex he has.

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I love how fat his head is in this picture. :story:

I see people in the Scorpion upload brining up Ellen having a protection order against Josh, has that ever been confirmed or is that more Reddit cope repeated as fact?
 
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Bodywork by Dennis said:
From his Facebook stream that Scorpion uploaded, as Cobra talks about "Big dick energy".
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Something is definitely big.
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Was he really this bad in the past few weeks?

I just watched some older videos of him from 2018 - 2021 and I refuse to believe he was this bloated before. He looks like a corpse pulled out of a Mississippi swamp after a week.

This is a video from Sept 2023.

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Also is that 'Autism Doesn't Rock' faggot banned? This thread has been blessed without him the past few days.
 
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