Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
how did he get banned for getting, though? why did they report him farting, of all things?
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Because he said "suck my ass crack troles". They organized and mass reported him and auto mod hit him. If a human reviewed it he wouldn't be banned but he's too retarded to know how to escalate his appeal. YouTube's auto moderation is famously draconian. You get shadow banned for just saying "kiwi farms".
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Because he said "suck my ass crack troles". They organized and mass reported him and auto mod hit him. If a human reviewed it he wouldn't be banned but he's too retarded to know how to escalate his appeal. YouTube's auto moderation is famously draconian. You get shadow banned for just saying "kiwi farms".
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He needs to figure out how to stream to an alternate platform that isn't Facebook and YouTube, but the BOY has 20 year old habits by this point. Discord a-loggers keep doing this shit and I'M SICK OF IT!!!
 
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Crunkle said:
He needs to figure out how to stream to an alternate platform that isn't Facebook and YouTube, but the BOY has 20 year old habits by this point. Discord a-loggers keep doing this shit and I'M SICK OF IT!!!
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People have tried to teach him how to use better streaming setups and platforms but it just went in one ear and out the other. Buuuuuut he also does Cameo so maybe there’s hope after all.
 
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Agares said:
People have tried to teach him how to use better streaming setups and platforms but it just went in one ear and out the other. Buuuuuut he also does Cameo so maybe there’s hope after all.
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The Streamlabs arc was probably the last time he gave a shit trying anything new and he made $150 - $300 per stream just from the a-loggers who wanted to mess with him and thought they were The One to cause a freakout meltdown Bitesize Cobra WORST MELTDOWN YET?? video. He was bog-brained then.
 
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Since Susan's ghost is still not transparent about youtube bans (deliciously ironic toobs), we can only guess what happened. Despite being what most a-logs unsuccessfully target for reporting, it's not forbidden words that youtube is afraid of, it's anything sexual. There are of course exceptions since the TOS is enforced by some nebulous, perpetually changing AI but I personally think that a roaming bot saw Cobra shoving a camera into his ass and going "MMMMM YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU" between farts and decided there was some weird fetish thing taking place. I'm doing some research on Cobra's offending videos that got him a strike/temporary ban, feel free to contribute if something is missing. Bear in mind that individual strikes go away after 90 days.

-Some Talking Tom vid (attached) that is basically a wet n juicy vid.
-Cobra's "P diddy has HIV" vid
-The video where Cobra talks in vague terms about rubbing his boner on women at the bar. This explains why the only backup available was on internet archive.
-Pretty sure the cock holster got him a strike. Honorable mention, he went on to dance around in his holster on some girl's panel (name was Mystic) and the entire youtube channel got shut down. The lolcowlive cretins would have probably reconsidered his appearance if they knew.
-During the Empire of Dirt doc he allegedly mentioned getting a strike for telling a viewer to kill themselves.
-"leave Steph alone" was removed for violating hate speech, but Cobra actually managed to appeal it.
-"I'm sick of YouTube" appears to have gotten a strike for something, possibly for self-harm talk. If anybody has a copy of this or knows what happened, that'd be awesome.
-When Chazz seized control of Cobra's channel, he made Cobra's weed videos public, which got him a strike and temporarily lost him his moniterization.
 

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SeizureRobot5000 said:
it's anything sexual
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It was definitely sexual content that he got hit for. Without transparency from YouTube it's impossible to know exactly what is happening but I assume since he has several previous "sexual content" strikes, and it was a mass report, the draconian Susan bot is a little more trigger happy as consequence.

Oh and you missed the one where NAL was jerking him off on stream. (although I could be retarded and misremembering him getting a strike for it)
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It was definitely sexual content that he got hit for. Without transparency from YouTube it's impossible to know exactly what is happening but I assume since he has several previous "sexual content" strikes, and it was a mass report, the draconian Susan bot is a little more trigger happy as consequence.

Oh and you missed the one where NAL was jerking him off on stream. (although I could be retarded and misremembering him getting a strike for it)
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rofl oh yeah, the NAL visit. He got into trouble for sure, frankly there were several things that could have done it. My prime suspect is when NAL shuffled out of his bedroom post-coitus with her entire gunt on display before finally pulling up her rottencrotch sweatpants. After the s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶ warning (must have been in decent standing as he continued to stream), Cobra began forcing her to waggle her sagging junk on her own channel, which was later shut down as a result. If Cobra hadn't pushed back, NAL would have 100% killed his channel.
 
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it's retarded to assume the face swelling is from dental issues. for a dental problem to cause that much swelling the amount of pain he would be feeling would be unbearable and he would be in agony. it's just alcohol, fast food, dehydration and sedentary rock n roll lifestyle toobz. salacha, saloo

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A friend showed me Dr. Dew and I've been loving him. He's basically the anti-Cobra, like what Cobra would be if his life didn't spiral out of control. He loves Mt. Dew, wants to be a YouTuber and musician, and loves making vlogs about his interests, which include fast food reviews, dank food hacks, cartoons, and occasionally politics and history. I haven't watched all of his videos (there's a ton, with only a little bit of Dr. Dew lore sprinkled into each) but from what my friend told me he has a pretty good support system in his life that enables him to function well and have a pretty normal and successful life. I love his vibe, he seems like a very positive and happy person.
It kinda makes me sad though too. This is what Cobra could've had if he just hadn't become obsessed with self-destructing gothic rock star style. At the risk of getting into another "is Clint a bad double down?" loop, Clint tried his best but Josh just refused to stop frying his brain and now it's too late.

SeizureRobot5000 said:
but I personally think that a roaming bot saw Cobra shoving a camera into his ass and going "MMMMM YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU" between farts and decided there was some weird fetish thing taking place
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With as many as there are, you can hardly blame the bot lol. My archives are probably about a year out of date now but I also have at least 76 video transcript files where the text "kill yourself" appears. It could've been any number of things.
 
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I'm just sayin', I'm not about to condone getting the BOY's channel taken down, far from it, but if Josh did lose his channel and get a new one where he was actually monitorized, he'd probably be better off. At least until he got his channel demonitorized for too many Wet and Juicy's.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Did Warlord manage to get him pregnant?
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In the face? You sicko! Now I have a mental image of Warlord's swimmers in the bog infested maw. Surely they're multiplying and that's why his head is turning into a butternut squash. This is how pandemics begin, god damn it! BOGLIM 25. The world goes into Bogdown. All drink combos cancelled until further notice. Doordash share price in a tailspin!
 
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
Since Susan's ghost is still not transparent about youtube bans (deliciously ironic toobs), we can only guess what happened. Despite being what most a-logs unsuccessfully target for reporting, it's not forbidden words that youtube is afraid of, it's anything sexual. There are of course exceptions since the TOS is enforced by some nebulous, perpetually changing AI but I personally think that a roaming bot saw Cobra shoving a camera into his ass and going "MMMMM YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU" between farts and decided there was some weird fetish thing taking place. I'm doing some research on Cobra's offending videos that got him a strike/temporary ban, feel free to contribute if something is missing. Bear in mind that individual strikes go away after 90 days.

-Some Talking Tom vid (attached) that is basically a wet n juicy vid.
-Cobra's "P diddy has HIV" vid
-The video where Cobra talks in vague terms about rubbing his boner on women at the bar. This explains why the only backup available was on internet archive.
-Pretty sure the cock holster got him a strike. Honorable mention, he went on to dance around in his holster on some girl's panel (name was Mystic) and the entire youtube channel got shut down. The lolcowlive cretins would have probably reconsidered his appearance if they knew.
-During the Empire of Dirt doc he allegedly mentioned getting a strike for telling a viewer to kill themselves.
-"leave Steph alone" was removed for violating hate speech, but Cobra actually managed to appeal it.
-"I'm sick of YouTube" appears to have gotten a strike for something, possibly for self-harm talk. If anybody has a copy of this or knows what happened, that'd be awesome.
-When Chazz seized control of Cobra's channel, he made Cobra's weed videos public, which got him a strike and temporarily lost him his moniterization.
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His “fuck the Palestinians” video got him a strike and then the Talking Tom video got him another like a few days after.

The “I pressed charges” video here got taken down for nudity and sexual content:

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DaddyDeluxe said:
Here's an archive of "I pressed charges" [lgz30IorYGE]

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Said video also has one of the best recent Cobes clips of all time:
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A clip for the ages.

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