Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Love Is Blue]

he got fired from the bar he washed dishes

cobes didn't get fired from the office, he quit because of the head chef didn't like him staring and smelling good around the cardinal cherries waitress

 

[mars]

cobes didn't get fired from the office, he quit because of the head chef didn't like him staring and smelling good around the cardinal cherries waitress

Well he got constructively dismissed. I think he was only given an hour a week by the time he "quit"

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

It would be great if someone sent him a phone tripod via Doordash or Amazon so he can stop with the falling phone. Improve the production value.

I legit can't tell if this is parody or not. If you want, you can say you were joking and I'd believe you. I may have told this story before, but some Casper local reached out to me once that had been offering equipment to him in person. Several times he'd see Cobra on the street, give him a ride and pitch setting everything up for him. Cobra would go "hell yeah" and talk about setting it up later, but it was just his roundabout way of refusing. Call it ODD or whatever you want, when Cobra is asked to do something, he will do the opposite; if anything being sent that stuff actually strengthens his resolve to never use it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The boy can't even use a can opener, never mind a tripod.

The only gift I recall him earnestly trying to use was the weed fedora that was too small for his swollen gourd. The woodworking bench just suddenly shunting forward and him turning beet red while tried to force the hat on was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.

 

[Love Is Blue]

The boy can't even use a can opener, never mind a tripod.

The only gift I recall him earnestly trying to use was the weed fedora that was too small for his swollen gourd. The woodworking bench just suddenly shunting forward and him turning beet red while tried to force the hat on was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.

cobes only uses the gifts that are simple and ready to use. if any retard sends him shit that requires more than just
open
yeah doobt
drink/smoke/fuck
then he won't use it

 

[sort pil]

In his defense he did use the shit out of those sex dolls he got sent.

 

[AnOminous]

The boy can't even use a can opener, never mind a tripod.

Also like he wouldn't tard out and attack the tripod if it started "acting cute."

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

Also like he wouldn't tard out and attack the tripod if it started "acting cute."

I feel like he's already been sent at least once tripod and he danced around saying he couldn't figure it out. I could be misremembering, but I vaguely remember an unboxing at Conquistadors where he pulled it out and it was never seen again.

 

[cugel]

It would be great if someone sent him a phone tripod via Doordash or Amazon so he can stop with the falling phone. Improve the production value.

people send him phone tripods all the time, he pawns them

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

It would be great if someone sent him a phone tripod via Doordash or Amazon so he can stop with the falling phone. Improve the production value.

I legit can't tell if this is parody or not. If you want, you can say you were joking and I'd believe you. I may have told this story before, but some Casper local reached out to me once that had been offering equipment to him in person. Several times he'd see Cobra on the street, give him a ride and pitch setting everything up for him. Cobra would go "hell yeah" and talk about setting it up later, but it was just his roundabout way of refusing. Call it ODD or whatever you want, when Cobra is asked to do something, he will do the opposite; if anything being sent that stuff actually strengthens his resolve to never use it.

It's also been confirmed by someone (Mr Green?) that he has a few very high quality webcams people have sent him that he just sets to the side immediately. The Boy just straight up don't give a shit.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

It's also been confirmed by someone (Mr Green?) that he has a few very high quality webcams people have sent him that he just sets to the immediately. The Boy just straight up don't give a shit.

Why should he? Whatever he is doing is working for him. He always has booze, tobacco, jack off material, attention, and probably weed/whatever drug he is into at the moment.

 

[JanitorJoe]

I legit can't tell if this is parody or not. If you want, you can say you were joking and I'd believe you. I may have told this story before, but some Casper local reached out to me once that had been offering equipment to him in person. Several times he'd see Cobra on the street, give him a ride and pitch setting everything up for him. Cobra would go "hell yeah" and talk about setting it up later, but it was just his roundabout way of refusing. Call it ODD or whatever you want, when Cobra is asked to do something, he will do the opposite; if anything being sent that stuff actually strengthens his resolve to never use it.

i asked him to send me a video of him saying my name as proof i was really texting him during a friendly chat and he did it. you just need to have the magic touch because he also has magic like with the wands he makes

 

[Earl of Slander]

i asked him to send me a video of him saying my name as proof i was really texting him during a friendly chat and he did it. you just need to have the magic touch because he also has magic like with the wands he makes

Why were you texting a retarded man from Wyoming? And why would you need proof?

edit: forgot word

 

[ASeabear8952]

Why should he? Whatever he is doing is working for him. He always has booze, tobacco, jack off material, attention, and probably weed/whatever drug he is into at the moment.

Truly a life fit for a king.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

i asked him to send me a video of him saying my name as proof i was really texting him during a friendly chat and he did it. you just need to have the magic touch because he also has magic like with the wands he makes

Have you considered starting your own YouTube channel and posting food hacks and drink combos yourself?

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

i asked him to send me a video of him saying my name as proof i was really texting him during a friendly chat and he did it. you just need to have the magic touch because he also has magic like with the wands he makes

If by "magic touch" you mean "fingers covered in shit"

 

[Hennimore]

i asked him to send me a video of him saying my name as proof i was really texting him during a friendly chat and he did it. you just need to have the magic touch because he also has magic like with the wands he makes

Have you considered killing yourself as proof that he is really talking to you?

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Truly a life fit for a king.

A life that truly illustrates how pathetic his trolls are.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

It would be great if someone sent him a phone tripod via Doordash or Amazon so he can stop with the falling phone. Improve the production value.

People have sent him those before, and they just end up collecting dust because the boy can't be bothered to figure out how to set them up. But just wait, once he masters levitation magic he won't need a tripod. He'll just control the camera angles with his dark powers, like in Chronicle.

 

[AnOminous]

i asked him to send me a video of him saying my name as proof i was really texting him during a friendly chat and he did it. you just need to have the magic touch because he also has magic like with the wands he makes

I have a great idea, you should post some proof you aren't just Josh by posting a video of you shooting yourself in the head you fucking loser.