Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[JanitorJoe]

Have you considered killing yourself as proof that he is really talking to you?

no but i saved the video

I have a great idea, you should post some proof you aren't just Josh by posting a video of you shooting yourself in the head you fucking loser.

you are emotional because josh ignored your text

 

[Archie Bunker]

If by "magic touch" you mean "fingers covered in shit"

Welcome back dood. I know we’re in a severe content drought, but would you care to share any teasers for the upcoming stuff you mentioned in your community post on YT?

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

The transformation is almost complete...

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

If by "magic touch" you mean "fingers covered in shit"

I dont remember what video it was in, but on your channel you mentioned that he has/had a room full of boxes of random shit people send him, and if it isnt plug'n'play he wont bother to learn how to use it and just let it sit and rot like old latex. Honestly, I kind of love that. It feels like he's timelocked pre-2012 which gives me a very weird sense of nostalgia. Outside the fact that he is dying before our very eyes.

Huge fan btw, finding SnakeBones really brightened up my January <3

 

[semitooth]

the tarot deck looks pretty cool

 

[Hennimore]

the tarot deck looks pretty cool

I know absolutely nothing about tarot other than White women love it but from a purely Boglim standpoint, those do look pretty cool. Never ceases to amaze me the amount of talented artists that follow Josh.

 

[DoodooJones]

It would be great if someone sent him a phone tripod via Doordash or Amazon so he can stop with the falling phone. Improve the production value.

He has a closet full of tripods and handicams and webcams

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

Welcome back dood. I know we’re in a severe content drought, but would you care to share any teasers for the upcoming stuff you mentioned in your community post on YT?

Thanks friend. I lurk here a lot and usually just read what you guys have to say, as I hate the idea of imposing myself. There's only room for one youtube retard here, and it's Cobra.

In terms of immediate stuff in the pipe, after hearing Phil talk about throwing a "pizza party" as a donation goal where he just fucking eats pizza, I got stuck on the idea of him being a manager at a t-mobile store and doing the exact same thing. I attached a little clip of the vid that inspired this mess and the work in progress. In all seriousness it should be ready by the end of the week. lol wanting to do anything DSP-related is a first, unless I get inspired again this'll certainly be a one-off. After that...
-"Cobra and Conflict" (working title) podcast episode. Me and BPF have a fat list of incidents where Cobra talks about getting violent (the wrestling fight after he kept getting hit in the balls, also fighting his dad at Christmas), violent fantasies, arguments he's been in, and of course all the times he's wimped out. This will definitely take a bit longer but I'm also avoiding anything too ambitious in terms of visuals and stuff.
-After that I really want to finish animating Cobra's "a special blonde" story. It was about halfway done before I worked on a new podcast episode. It's possibly the most buttfucking insane thing Cobra has ever produced, it just badly needed a proper transcription instead of the unintelligible reading he did. The universe he created in the story is basically Cobra's version of cwcville, pure wish fulfillment. Not limited to chain-smoking goth women driving hot rods who love alternative badboys, while also beating the ever living dogshit out of their hypocrite parents until they finally see reason. I'm gonna spoiler this last bit from the story in case you want to wait but I have to finally share it somewhere:

Spoiler

Near the end, the main character Lizzie catches her mom passed out drunk in a chair with a cigarette in her hand. Lizzie is enraged by this because her mom is always telling her not to drink or smoke (CLINT). Lizzie shakes her mom awake, and for some fucking reason a vibrating dildo flops out of her mom's dress and sprays pussy juice all over the room. Lizzie not only beats her mom until she's unconscious, she takes a cell phone video of the battered corpse while insulting her. When Lizzie's mom regains consciousness, she acts like some kind of spell has been broken, unable to remember any of her past dark deeds. All the bruises Lizzie gave her magically disappear, and she apologizes profusely to Lizzie for mistreating her.

 

[Ponzo]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

Edit: numbered them. Feel free to share ones that I missed.
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This one is unbeaten

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I’m pretty sure there is a long list of shit that people attribute to Cobes that isn’t proven at all.

-He pawns shit sent to him (he’s too lazy to walk anywhere, let alone fill out forms at a pawn shop)

-Putting booze in his mead. He never mentions it far as I know and people just say he does because he needs to get drunk

-Pills from Angie and Walt

I can’t think of others off top of my head but all the time shit theorised in Reddit turns into canon. He does enough retarded shit without making stuff up

 

[BlastMonk]

finish animating Cobra's "a special blonde" story

I desperately need to know the name of the video where Cobra talks about this. I've never heard of this

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

uwu baby cinnamon

Better not be using idiosyncratic phrases on the internet BOY GIRL!

 

[Retreaded Tire]

the tarot deck looks pretty cool

My favorite by far is the one where he rides horse

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I’m pretty sure there is a long list of shit that people attribute to Cobes that isn’t proven at all.

-He pawns shit sent to him (he’s too lazy to walk anywhere, let alone fill out forms at a pawn shop)

-Putting booze in his mead. He never mentions it far as I know and people just say he does because he needs to get drunk

-Pills from Angie and Walt

I can’t think of others off top of my head but all the time shit theorised in Reddit turns into canon. He does enough retarded shit without making stuff up

The pawn shop shit may have been something he did in the "ride bike" era, but yeah, not now. I maintain that- even if he's not a habitual user- he's dabbled in pills. He mentioned offhand one time "Homeboy Scotty gave me a pain pill he was saving" as though he didn't understand the gravity of what he was saying. So while it's probably not something he's heavy into now, the idea he was an off and on pill-popper for a while isn't that outlandish.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

-Putting booze in his mead. He never mentions it far as I know and people just say he does because he needs to get drunk

He did mention it, and did it on stream on a panel.

 

[charlesdickens]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

Edit: numbered them. Feel free to share ones that I missed.
1.View attachment 7030880 2.View attachment 7031295 3.View attachment 7031298 4.View attachment 7031300

5.View attachment 70313036.View attachment 7031309 7.View attachment 7031315 8.View attachment 7031320 9.View attachment 7031331

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[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

In case you missed it, reupload from Bitesize 2:

Josh is getting back on YouToob in EIGHT SEVEN DAYS! Better drink and have a seethe-a-thon.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

I desperately need to know the name of the video where Cobra talks about this. I've never heard of this

I dunno the history on why only the audio exists (sexual content? DONUT STEAL?), but I've got a copy of it here.

 

[Potion_Time]

In case you missed it, reupload from Bitesize 2:

Josh is getting back on YouToob in EIGHT SEVEN DAYS! Better drink and have a seethe-a-thon.

Jesus Christ the amount of plastic jug vodka in that drink is horrifying.

He might as well just skip the Dr Pepper and start drinking straight from the jug.

 

[California King]

Jesus Christ the amount of plastic jug vodka in that drink is horrifying.

He might as well just skip the Dr Pepper and start drinking straight from the jug.

When you stop mixing or chasing, you're faced with reality.

PL

Spoiler

Source: handle of Skol per night for over 3 years... before facing reality.